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Lu Xun laughed at his poor words in a teasing tone.
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Lu Xun laughed at his poor words in a teasing tone.
1. "I am generally poor and have always disdained to discuss matter. Now it seems that matter can overwhelm faith. "
2. "I became shy in my pocket, which was not allowed in the past. Generally speaking, people's bottom line may not be low. " 5. "When I told others a dream, I saw my face in others' eyes, boasting all over my face."
3. "A small word' poor' is engraved on the desk, like an unopened bud, reminding me that it's time to pay it back, and like a small torch, it shines on my empty wallet ... I'm really broke."
4. "I have no money, as always."
I am probably a poor man.
6. "A small word' poor' is engraved on the desk, like an unopened bud, reminding me that it's time to pay it back, and like a small torch, it shines on my empty wallet ... I'm really broke."
7. "I have no money, as always."
8. "I have been thinking recently: What is the meaning of living?"
9. "Look at the north wind in the west, that's my three meals today. Fortunately, there is more dust today, which can fill your stomach. "
10. "I was probably short of money, so I had to take out the coins in my pocket."
1 1. "I can't sleep anyway, but I still don't understand. Late at night, I looked at the two big characters on the ceiling, searching my eyes and looking vaguely. It turned out to be poor 13. "
12. The weather is excellent and it costs almost nothing.
13. I have no money, but I always have it.
14. Look down at the snack street and look down at the string of incense.
15. "I was probably short of money, so I had to take out the coins in my pocket."
16. When eating, there is an empty bowl on the table and an empty bowl next to it.
17. "I am generally poor and have always disdained to discuss matter. Now it seems that matter can overwhelm faith. "
18. "I became shy in my pocket, which was not allowed in the past. Generally speaking, the bottom line of people may be that there is no trough. "
19. "Winter seems to come earlier this year than before. There are some yellow leaves hanging on my finger outside the window. Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming, several bank cards can't make up enough money for a plane ticket. I am really poor. I remember that there were still 2 yuan in my pocket in previous years. It is inevitable that I will be relieved. After all, the instant noodles tonight have already landed. "
20. "I have two wallets, one is empty and the other is empty. He must be really hungry! " ! I haven't filled it in for a long time. He watched other wallets splash around. I know, the sadness of wallet is different. I just think they are too noisy. "
2 1. "I was hungry for several days. In the darkness, I saw a green beach with a golden full moon hanging in the dark blue sky. I thought: money doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. "
22. "I am probably a poor man."
23. "You stand, I'll buy two oranges ... Forget it, there's not enough money."
24. "I was hungry for several days. In the darkness, I saw a green beach with a golden full moon hanging in the deep blue sky. I thought: money doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. "
25. "I am probably a poor man."
26 "You stand, I'll buy two oranges ... Forget it, there's not enough money."
27. "When I told others about my dream, I saw my face in others' eyes, and my face was full of boasting. "
28. You stand here and I'll buy two oranges. Forget it. There is not enough money.
29. I used to have money, but later I spent more places, so I had no money.
30. There are two pockets at the back of my trousers, one is empty and the other is empty.
Laugh at yourself for being poor.
1. The weather forecast says there is no wind today, so it seems that we will be hungry again.
2. It's raining. I have to go out and wash my hair, otherwise it will stop soon.
3. I ate all the soil of my motherland!
Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes in the New Year.
I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.
6. I am grateful to those who will take the initiative to say, "Is there enough money?"
7. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.
My eyes seem to be nearsighted, so I can't see the money when I open my wallet.
9. I have an echo when I talk to my wallet now!
10, what I smoke depends on what cigarette you throw.
1 1, Rolls-Royce with money, working hard without money.
12, after the rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok on the whole.
13. Nowadays, middle school students are short of money, love and flow.
14. Please don't call me for any activities over one yuan.
15, salary is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.
16, I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.
17, growing up, my best and most effective magic is to make money disappear.
18, all the hardships are only due to lack of money and love. Not everyone will tolerate you. Yes
19, the world is short of money, but happiness has nothing to do with money.
20. When I make friends, I never care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they are richer than me.
2 1, I don't care if you don't care about me.
22. I can't solve anything that money can solve.
23. Who can look up to you without money in this society? If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, you can put it there.
24, autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees to eat leaves.
25, all bad emotions come from exams, gain weight, lack of money, no object!
26. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
27. Putting a photo of my wife in my wallet is to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.
28. weight I hate you both for being short of money.
29. There are five people in our family, and they all sleep with band-AIDS.
Go to bed very late at night, so you don't have to get up for dinner after a day's sleep.
Laugh at yourself for having no money.
1, the deformed rice came to see me in the village.
2. When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.
3. The task is over. Now I am not what I was two hours ago. I am too poor to sleep.
4. Don't dare to bring symbols when typing, for fear of wasting traffic.
It is better to borrow a bucket from the poor than to ask the rich for a bite.
Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.
7. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.
8. If you can lie at home on weekends, you will be hungry if you exercise too much.
9. I wonder if there is any work in the nearby construction site. I want to try. ...
10, no, no more ovens. You are already a poor man.
1 1. Actually, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knew every meal was hard" made me like this.
12, today I heard someone say that power and money = people. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?
13, leggings make me wear miniskirts!
14, my idea is simple, earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.
15, I am so hungry that I really want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.
16, making money is an ability. Spending money is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
17, lack of money can be seen from a distance.
I met my old classmate in the street today. He was so poor that he threw a dollar into my bowl.
19, you are an angel in the devil, and this way breaks my heart.
20. I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
2 1, all failures are more insignificant than losing your own failures.
22. I have never seen much money in my life when my wallet is really poor.
23. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Don't look, only we can eat at home.
24. My wallet didn't meet expectations. I have no confidence in speaking. Compared with last year, the next two months are too hard, too tired and have no money. I am so desperate.
25. Because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough.
Only young people are still crying for love, and we adults are only crying for poverty.
27. I can't solve anything that money can solve.
28. The mouse came to my house crying.
29, all dare not go to the toilet, afraid that nutrition can't keep up.
30, remember not to bow your head, double chin will be obvious.
3 1, what should I do? I want to change my mobile phone. My baby has no money. My baby may eat dirt.
32. Li Jiaqi can earn tens of millions by staying up late, and I earn two dark circles by staying up late.
33. My spending limit is only fifty.
What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.
35. You can live well with money, and you can live well without money. Poverty can also be happy. The key is to see if you have a happy attitude.
36. The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. This is absolutely correct. In today's society, it is really difficult to move without money. Money is full of opportunities.
37. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.
38. They all said: Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!
39. For the unborn four gold gluttons, I may be willing to eat the soil.
40. All my moods and moods now are because I have no money, I have no money, and I lack money.
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