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My boyfriend says he doesn’t want to go to work and wants me to support him. How can I reply humorously?
You can answer the other person's question like this, you don't have to go out to work, just stay at home every day. I support you, and I go to work. Look below, let me talk about you. 1. The whole world is urging me to grow up. Only you can make me believe in fairy tales. I will support you!
2. Turning thirty is a particularly meaningful birthday. You raised me when I was young, and I raised you when you grow old. My biggest wish is that the people you love are healthy and happy.
3. Reuniting after a long separation is as sweet as meeting love again. Although I always encounter nonsense like this in the workplace, thank you for helping me out every time, and thank you for telling me behind my back every time that I support you, and I will support you no matter what. It’s very heartwarming. .
4. Today my brother suddenly called me and told me: Sister, if I can get into Tsinghua University in the future, you will stop working! I support you. What a magical little cutie this is.
5. I will support you. As long as you have a bite of food from me, you can watch me eat a bite of food.
6. I finally understand that the word "care" is more difficult to write than "I love you" and "I support you". Women really need to take care of themselves and not get sick.
7. Don't believe "I support you", don't believe "I love you", what you should believe is, "I can support myself for a lifetime", "I can also love myself for a lifetime".
A heart-warming sentence about "I support you" A touching sentence about "I support you"
8. I want to be a little woman and when I feel tired, someone will touch my head and say, girl, I will take care of you, so don’t be too tired.
9. This morning my dad said: My daughter, if you don’t get married, I will support you for the rest of your life. Maybe I really was my father's lover in his previous life, and he was so kind to me in this life.
10. It’s not me raising you, it’s more like you accompanying me. Thank you for appearing in my life.
11. If you come home with me, I will buy you dog food and I will feed you!
12. Him: Can you not go to work? Me: If I don’t work, will you support me? Him: I will support you.
13. Sometimes, "I support you" can touch a woman's heart more than "I love you"!
14. The most beautiful thing in the world is not the sentence "I support you", but that you understand me and understand me a little, that's all.
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