Ask for a particularly funny joke

Man: I'm everywhere!

Woman: Oh. ...

Man: Come on, faint in my arms, come on baby!

W: Hehe … What's your name?

Man: I didn't scream, and you didn't flirt with me?

Woman: I asked your name.

M: Oh yeah ~ My compound surname is Nangong, and my name is Friends Circle, or South Friends Circle for short!

Woman: Hehe, my friend ...

Man: Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend, ok?

Woman: Come on, take advantage of me again …

Man: You are not a vegetable in the market. Why should I take advantage of you?

Woman: You. ...

Man: Oh, dry your tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now. My name is Ni, and my name is Lao Gong. What about you?

Woman: Er ... My name is Wei!

Man: So it's you!

Woman: You know me?

Man: Well, I hum you every day!

W: Why?

Man: Wei, do you know how much I love you …

Woman: Hehe, you are so humorous!

Man: Everyone says so!

Woman: You are really not modest.

Man: Wrong! I'm not hypocritical!

Woman: You are so narcissistic!

Man: Wrong! I have confidence!

Woman: I'll take you …

M: I weigh 60 kilos. Can you take it in?

Woman: ... (depressed) How old are you?

M: I can't describe it It's huge!

W: I mean your age?

Man: What's two plus two, four plus forty-six, sixteen plus eight minus four?

Female: Twenty … Male: Correct answer, but unfortunately no prize … What about you?

Woman: Hehe, I'm eighteen.

Man: eighteen is great!

W: Why?

M: They all say 188 1 flower!

W: So what?

Man: I dare choose you. How about you?

Woman: I am a rose with thorns. Aren't you scared?

M: I can't type the word pa.

Woman (changing the subject): Where are you from?

Man: Zhongyuan

. Woman: Er ... Where in the Central Plains?

M: Shame, I live in the four seas and have no fixed place!

Woman: Really?

Man: With your wisdom, can I coax you?

Woman: That's true … but don't you want to have a real home?

M: I don't want to. Just ...

Woman: Just what?

M: It's just that no girl wants to compete with me.

Woman: Go find one!

M: The current social reality is unbearable. True love is hard to find. How simple is it?

Woman: Hey, don't be such a wet blanket, there will be!

M: Will it? I am so lonely, I don't know when I can get rid of it.

Woman: Are you still lonely when I talk to you now?

Man: No, it felt good, but only for a moment …

Woman: Aren't you afraid that you can't type?

Man (suddenly coming over): Yes, I want to pick your rose with thorns.

Woman: I have thorns. Take me home, don't let me wither. Can you do it?

There are two songs I promise you …

W: Which two songs?

M: Wei He Hua Tong.

Woman: Really?

Yes, it is. This heart can be learned from the sun and the moon!

Woman: Well, boyfriend!

Man: Hehe, call me Lao Gong!

Woman: Um ... Husband!

Man: shh … honey, stop it. Someone is watching our conversation!