Spider joke daquan

When a man got on the bus, he found that all the seats were occupied.

He forced his way into the seat, and the people on the seat nu way:

"It's all full, how can it be pushed up?"

The man showed him the ticket in his hand: "Did you see it? I am a hard seat! "

In the dormitory, a chubby girl sat on the bed and played with her mobile phone. I gave her a casual look and saw a spider climb into her bed.

I yelled at her: Wow! ! There are spiders in your bed! There are spiders! !

At this time, the goods got angry and shouted at me: There is only a pig in your bed! ! !

Today, a colleague came up to me and whispered, "I think you look like an ancient king!" " "

The landlord asked, "Who do I look like?" "

"The King of Yue in the Spring and Autumn Period!"

"Why?"

"Because you are cheap enough!"

On the night of breaking up, she drank too much. Her boyfriend carried her to the car and finally said, "Take care."

She thinks he still loves her! So I have been looking forward to this reconciliation with him.

Until one day. . . Boyfriend's friend told him that what he said that day was actually "really heavy". . . .

Folding the quilt in the morning, my husband wanted to be lazy, so he pointed to my stomach and asked, "Bao Xiao, who do you think is folding the quilt today?"

Then the husband speaks like a child: "I fold, I fold."

Then he said to me, "Look, wife, Bao Xiao said he folded it, and you made it first."

I told him with a black line on my face: "I said you heard wrong, and Bao Xiao said:' My dad, my dad!'" " "。

When my brother returned to Xi 'an, his mother washed tomatoes for him and let him eat them on the train. ?

He said no, leave it to his sister.

I thought to myself that this baby is really sensible and has no pain in vain.

As a result, he came to a sentence: the sacred fruit should be left to the leftover women! I just kicked him.

Before arriving at the village, Cao Jun called for battle, and Guan Yu rode across the horse to meet the enemy ... and forgot to bring his knife. He was still brave, strangled Cao Jiang alive with his bare hands, and then returned to the barracks.

Liu Bei was in a cold sweat: "Second brother, are you all right ..."

Guan Yu: "Strangle a general!" "

Liu Bei was stupefied and asked, "Spring … Spring water flows eastward?"

A riddle about a word/word

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