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Who knows that there is a joke about characters and plots in Jin Yong's novels?

One day, the naughty Wang Yang of Jin Yong's cram school failed to hand in his homework. Guo Jing, the head teacher, gently asked him, "After a while, all the other prawns were handed in. Why not pay it? "

Yang Guo replied innocently and angrily, "Why do you want to hand in your homework? Not necessarily written by myself. " Qiu, who always brags about his brother's name, is beginning to feel uneasy.

Yang Guo continued: "I wrote it, not necessarily." Xu Zhu, who accidentally broke the chess game in the treasure chest, glanced shyly at Xiaoyao and blushed at once.

Yang Guo still said absently: "If you meet it, you don't have to take the exam." (A muffled thunder sounded behind Zuo Lengchan, who was painstakingly preparing to be a leader).

"There is no need to pass the exam." Bleak leaves are blowing around the white-browed eagle king.

"I may not be able to graduate after that." Li Mochou, who was expelled from the Ancient Tombs School, changed his face.

Yang Guo gave her a white look and continued: "You may not be able to find a job after graduation." Ling Huchong of Lotte was drunk, but suddenly he was so excited that he didn't hear anything.

"If you can find a job, you may not be able to keep it." Xiao Feng listens, covers his face and rushes to the door.

"If you can keep your job, you may not find a wife." Master Jeb jumped up.

"Finding a lover does not necessarily mean having children." Dong Fangbubai and Yang Lianting are silent, and then tears flow out.

"Having children is not necessarily your own." (Duan's face begins to cramp. So, I banged the table.

Yang Guo gloated and raised his voice: "This is your own business, you don't have to raise it." (Ye Erniang and Gui Sanniang can't help crying).

"Growing up is not necessarily filial." (Shi Qing and Min Rou have a pain in their hearts at the same time, and Shi Qing fainted on the spot).

Yang Guo raised his voice again: "You will be filial and may not study hard." Wei Xiaobao looked at Yang Guo coldly, his face twisted to one side, but his fist was clenched tightly.

"I will work hard, and I may not be able to pass the exam." Guo Jing's face suddenly turned black and red, finally turned into a dried carrot, and then left the seat.

"If you are admitted, you may not study." Honest history for the first time revealed an awkward smile.

"If you can understand it, you don't necessarily admit it." (Li Wenxiu looks at Sup, and her eyes turn red. ).

"Admitting it is not necessarily flattering." (Wen Qingqing gave his eldest brother a hard look).

"A likable person may not be able to write Chinese." Kathleen looks confused.

"Anyone who can write Chinese can't escape a dead word." Ling Hua Shuang remembers the moment when she carved words on the coffin, and also remembers the moment when her father buried her alive.

"So, why hand in your homework?" The scene was silent for three seconds, and everyone joined hands to fight Yang Guo ...