A little joke to coax a girl (a joke to make a girl happy)

Today, I want to introduce a girl to you. She is very beautiful and lovely. At first glance, she is a very thoughtful girl. But she only has one boyfriend, which makes her very unhappy, so she wants to drive him away. So he thought of a way. He put the girl in his stomach: you coax me! All right, I'll teach you!

First of all, women

My girlfriend is a very beautiful girl, but she has only one boyfriend. I was very unhappy, so I said to my girlfriend,' She said it's not your boyfriend's fault. You have something your man does, and she doesn't want to do it. Now my girlfriend is very angry, so she runs to me and shouts,' Is that my boyfriend? "He's a woman!" I kicked her out. Later, he said to me,' This woman is amazing!' He just came to his senses and smiled and said to me,' Oh, don't laugh at me too much. "-it's not a woman, it's a man." -"Men are like this"

Second, the husband

The girlfriend is angry: "What's the matter? Why doesn't my husband come home every night? Is he still sleeping? "

Third, brother

One day, he went to the toilet and found a boy playing with something. He said to the boy, you are really happy. You can say your brother is lying to you! So the boy replied, brother, I think you are very funny. You can play with me.