I'm in a bad mood ... can you tell me some interesting stories? thank you

Once, my father received a phone call. "hello! Congratulations on becoming our 20 18 lucky customer this year. We will send you a Ferrari worth 20 million. Please pick it up at 2 pm tomorrow. In order to prevent your car from being picked up by others, we will register your personally identifiable information. We guarantee that your personal information will not be leaked. " I advised my father to hang up and say that this was a telecom fraud and a money scam. Dad didn't listen, listened carefully to the contents of the phone, and then said calmly, "Yes! You sold the car and paid me taxes. "

2. Once I was walking on the road with my little niece, and an African guy came face to face, tall, curly hair and dark skin. I want to say hello and practice my spoken English. I don't know, when I was about to walk forward, my little niece suddenly grabbed me and said, "Sister-in-law, don't go over there, that man ... that man seems to have been electrocuted."

3. One person gets airsick by plane and can't help vomiting. Ask the stewardess to bring a plastic bag quickly! Unexpectedly, I was dizzy, and the plastic bag was full soon! The stewardess said, "Please be patient, I'll change it!" " " ? When the stewardess came back, she found that she had been vomited all over the floor! The stewardess asked angrily, "What's the matter? " ? The passenger said, "I took a sip as soon as I saw that I was going to throw up. I didn't expect everyone else to throw up!" "

When I was in high school, a young man in the school saw me unhappy and rode a broken motorcycle and said, believe it or not, I will kill you. At that time, I was scared every day. I met that boy again two days ago, still riding a broken motorcycle. And I'm not who I used to be. Now I drive a million-dollar excavator. Hit me if you dare!

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. * * An asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two! ?