There will be a get-together in our class next week, and I will tell some cold jokes. Who has it?

Penguins are bored, so they want to go to the North Pole to play with polar bears.

Walking, walking for many years, almost there, suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not turned off properly.

So I went back, walked for many years, turned off the gas, set off again, and walked for many years.

Very not easy to come to the door of the polar bear, knocking at the door:

-Polar bear! Come out and play!

Polar bear:

-Stop playing.

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the platform, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……

A couple gave birth to a little boy after failing to use contraception. The child clenched his fist and kept laughing. The nurse broke his fist and found birth control pills in it. Then the little boy said, "You two want to kill me, it's not that easy, hahahaha ..."

One day, I met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Hong, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!

A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. Then suddenly someone shouted "sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, my friend shouted happily, "Me too ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~

In a public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time. Just then, another man, Mr. B, rushed in and pulled up happily as soon as he squatted down. After listening, Mr. A said, "Dude, I really envy you for playing so happily." Mr. B said, "What is there to envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet ... "

A new sculpture was built in a school-a girl with a book in her left hand and a pigeon in her right hand. The school leaders openly call the students names in the school. There was an endless stream of replies, and one of them was the loudest: reading is for birds!

The bear asked the white rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The white rabbit said, "No."The bear asked, "Did you really lose your hair?" The white rabbit said, "It really won't fall off," so the bear wiped his ass with the white rabbit.