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How did the beloved business talks between China and South Mu Tong get recognition?

Dear, dear Tong Nian (played by Andy) and Han (played by Li Xian) went through a period of on-off and on-off, and they fell in love. The gun also came back from Hainan in advance, and I went to pick her up as soon as I got off the plane. He also made fun of children's thoughts, not saying that he likes me, but also signing his name on the chest of other men. Tong Nian shyly explained that this is not singling out, it is clearly a show of love. My girlfriend, Blueberry, saw that her husband's male god was still so handsome and envied Tong Nian.

Just as their love was heating up, Zheng Hui, a good student, suddenly came out. Because Zheng Hui's mother is ill, she will come to Shanghai for surgery. Because Zheng Hui was born in a poor family, she let her mother live at home in her childhood. I often come to my home in Zheng Hui. As a teacher, I like this kind of good student in my childhood. Tong's mother thinks she is a good boy, and she wants to recruit someone to be a son-in-law. Tong Nianshun asked his mother, "Do you like guns?" . When a child's mother was angry, she asked if she had broken up with Han provided in her childhood, and even scolded Han provided.

The child's mother scolded the gun god, the male god, and played computer games every day. And the elder sister-in-law fanned the flames beside her mother.

Second, at the New Year's Eve, I didn't want to admit that Tong Nian was his girlfriend, and everyone saw it.

Third, come home as a guest and show that someone owes him money. Don't smile at others.

Fourth, the fruit stand at home is too insincere to bring gifts, which is called perfunctory.

Tong's mother said Han provided in one breath, this is not, that is not. Everything before the gun, I didn't say anything. Fortunately, you two broke up, otherwise we wouldn't be able to get through.

Why didn't children tell the truth when their mothers scolded guns? First of all, Gun's works are understood by outsiders, even Han's grandfather, stepmother and childhood parents can't accept them. I'm afraid I can't explain clearly for a while. This is a long process.

Secondly, Tongnian's mother doesn't like guns at all. If she retorts at this time, it may add fuel to the fire. Therefore, childhood didn't tell her that Han and I were still in love. Besides, my mother is biased against guns, so let's take a long-term view. Finally, in the words of Gun's retirement, there is no need to explain. And when I was a child, I was afraid that his mother would get into trouble with a gun again, which would affect his work.

To sum up, children's mothers think that guns are idle, full of lies, older young people and so on. Although she didn't refute her mother's criticism in her childhood, she was very distressed by the gun.

Because everyone disliked him, Tong Nian wanted to be nice to the gun and asked Xiaomi what he liked. When I learned that in the same year, I went to the club to find him with a gift. Tong Nian brought a cat to take good care of Gun. In the process of intimacy, other players came to join in the fun. Two people in front of everyone, and a lot of dog food. Before leaving, Tong Nian kissed the gun, which made the gun excited.

The more a mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes it. With more and more contact with Han, she has developed this young man, but he is old, so she has slowly accepted the gun, which is the general trend of her mother-in-law looking after her son-in-law.

It's not the same year that people eat at home with guns. Our mother carries a meal, and even the child's father doesn't care. It's really a surprise. After all, compared with son-in-law, doesn't the husband spend more time together?

After the meal, it was Tong's father who washed the dishes. Now Li was too embarrassed to let the old man do the dishes, so he picked it up and began to wash the dishes. But Tong's mother found out and began to blame his wife for letting her son-in-law do the dishes. At this time, Tong Yan said that he was a model worker and liked doing housework best, so he sent his parents out, boasting that he was a good gun and would be a man!

I can't believe that even a cold Gun will change a lot in the face of her mother-in-law. In order to make a good impression on parents-in-law, it is really amazing to wash dishes after the first meal at the woman's house.