English jokes about wine

The benefits of alcohol In order to prove the harmful effects of alcohol, the teacher put a bug in a cup full of alcohol, and soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student, "What does this mean?" The student replied, "this shows that if people drink more, they won't get parasites." "In order to prove the harm of alcohol to biology, the teacher put a bug in a cup full of alcohol, and the bug died soon. The teacher asked a student, "What does this mean?" The student replied, "it means that people who drink too much don't get bugs." "3. Replace the tortoise with the wolf Teacher: Some students have become arrogant. Do you remember the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare? Now, Xiao Ming, can you tell us why the rabbit was defeated by the tortoise? Xiaoming: Because the rabbit is asleep. Teacher: Exactly! What can we do to keep the rabbit awake? Xiao Ming: Change the tortoise into a wolf.