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What was your girlfriend's experience as a female gangster before?
Foreign parties are boring. More than 20 men and women stand drinking and chatting. Students from several Russian-speaking countries grin and say, Pepe, come here. Then give her a vodka. Lie to her that this is a mixed cocktail. At this time, if an ordinary girl takes a sip of wine and sticks out her tongue, so do Russian students. They are all waiting to see Beibei's jokes, but this time they are wrong.
Beibei's inner rough girl in the northwest suddenly broke out: "It's just a cocktail. I'll give you a drink. " "A few Russian two Russian three Russian classmates look for. This is 40 degrees vodka. I just want to give her something.
That cup is not an ordinary white wine glass, nor a shot, but a big beer cup for Germans to drink beer. A cup is at least half a catty smaller. This time, I was left aside, and a 1.8-meter-tall northern man fell directly. My baby, it's nothing. I just got back from outside. I called Beibei: "Beibei, I don't have the key to the dormitory door. Please come out and pick me up and open the door. "
Then Beibei came out. After all, I drank too much. She didn't bring the key to the gate either. I said, "Don't bring it without it. Just open a door for me inside. " Then she stood outside the door waiting for me. She is only wearing a thin sweater.
Then, I came back and saw this scene. Beibei's thin body stood in the cold wind of In the snow. Only wearing a thin sweater. Under the influence of alcohol, she didn't feel cold at all. "Beibei, cold, go in quickly." "How to get in?" "Where are your keys?" "I didn't bring it."
Well, drinking too much means drinking too much. Knocking at the door, the muddy German dormitory came out. No entry without a key. "I don't care if you are cold or not." At this time, Beibei, who is usually very good, became angry and soared to the level of representing the strongest foreign language college in China. Accommodation management theory. Between words, flowing clouds and flowing water, the momentum is like a rainbow.
I am an idiot. Far behind. Fortunately, someone opened the door at this time and we entered the building. I went back to the party room and asked my foreign classmates who were still dumbfounded. Only then did I know that she had drunk so much. Pull her back to the dormitory. I asked her. I asked, "Why do you drink so much!" She lit a cigarette slowly. "I'll go! You can also smoke. "
"I'll tell you slowly." Only then did I know her past. She is Sister Bei from a middle school in a province and city in northwest China. Parents are local civil servants. She has been eccentric since primary school. Write love letters and have sex. Middle school began, mixed society. Soon became the sister of the whole school. Then unconsciously, she became the sister of the social leaders of various colleges.
Playing truant, smoking, drinking and fighting. At this time, if an ordinary girl takes a sip of wine and sticks out her tongue, so do Russian students. They are all waiting to see Beibei's jokes, but this time they are wrong. I feel sorry for my girlfriend when I hear that.
It's true that my girlfriend used to be a gangster. She has suffered so much, and I really feel sorry for her feelings.
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