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My classmate has a foreign nickname-Humor Master.

Who is the master of humor? It must be Lu Yao. She has a humorous name and a humorous figure. The students affectionately call her "Yao Yao". It's nothing special. Recently, the figure has been growing steadily, and the original school uniform is full and full, which is very attractive to Hong Kong female comedians. Yao Yao-Homophonic "Shake". Walk unsteadily. The name and figure are very humorous!

Generally speaking, girls are most afraid of being called fat. However, Yao Yao never frowns because of this, and nicknames related to "fat" are overwhelming. She deserved it, and she was relieved. Over time, those nicknames disappeared, and Yao Yao raised his eyebrows and said proudly, "This is called disappearing into the invisible."

One day, when I returned to the classroom, I heard a reprimand from the classroom: "Ma Jing, you are too weak. You should be very good. You should be strict with some unconscious students. How can someone like you do it well? " There is also the sound of "Benedict" knocking on the table in the criticism. I was suddenly surprised that the weak Ma Jing was scolded by the teacher? I couldn't help laughing when I walked into the classroom. It was a very humorous picture-Yao Yao rested on her hips with one hand and knocked on the table with the other, holding her head high and staring at the tall and thin Ma Jing. Ma Jing was almost "teetering" by F. I felt some sympathy for Ma Jing, a thin girl, and said a few words for her. Nodded with a smile and said, "yes, you killed a journey halfway. You have the ability to make Ma Jing restless! " After school in the afternoon, she gave Ma Jing a demonstration. She stopped at the door of the classroom and blocked the whole door, probably leaving the city gate open without cleaning the contract area. The students waved their brooms helplessly. Then, she smiled and said to Ma Jing, "How's it going? Is this effective? " Gave an electrocution wink.

During the self-study class, when the teacher was away, Lu Yao ran to the stage and ran across the podium, managing the class while doing his homework. She takes whether it affects her homework as the standard. Once, her train of thought was interrupted, so she suddenly shouted, "stand up!" " "That classmate is chatting excitedly." You stand up and answer my question. The classmate stood up, and Yao Yao patted his hand and asked, "What do you think I have in my hand?" "The classmate froze. Yao Yao has no time in his hand! The classroom is surprisingly quiet. Yao Yao put his head in his hands and said, "Fang Shangjian, if you violate discipline, deal with it immediately!" "At this time, everyone just returned to absolute being and burst into laughter when they saw her majestic appearance. The laughter faded away, the story was finished, and the classroom became silent, only the sound of everyone doing their homework.

Generally speaking, obese people often use "stupid" to climb relatives. But our Yao Yao is very clever, clever and humorous. She is not good at running and often practices in the playground. Someone laughed at her: "When will you see the light of day again?" She puffed up her cheeks and said, "Don't you see? Step by step, down to earth, isn't it getting closer and closer to success? "

Lu Yao, she is our monitor and our favorite humorist.