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Recommend some romance novels that can be read in two hours.
Fire maniac
Gee! This supercilious little handsome boy, three years younger than her, turned out to be the barbarian who dared to offend her brother. Look at his son. He not only has an amazing IQ, but also has a first-class family background. He went to the bar to pick up girls and get a room at a young age. Well, it's time for him to make up for being beaten. Kidnapping him is just the beginning. It is inevitable to preach and teach, and taking a beautiful picture of the number one female killer-Dew Point is the highlight of revenge. After all! Art, sacrifice is inevitable, but he is surprisingly calm as a Millennium iceberg, but he advises her to earn more interest mercilessly, so as not to regret it in the future? What's more, she gave him a heavy dose and taught him to be in a trance. ...
Weekend lover
He is a typical Scorpio, so don't mess with him if you have nothing to do! Because-when the scorpion strikes back, no one can stand it! He, blood type or AB type, standard dual personality, scary enough! Look at her. She just doesn't look at him, doesn't listen to him, and looks so good ... This made him furious, deliberately got her drunk, and even-took nude photos of her, threatened her to report to him every Friday and weekend, so that he could get everything he wanted and do what he loved, even if she was too tired to beg for mercy! Woo-hoo ... She is really a poor girl beyond the century ... but for her academic future, she has to give in to his "lust", but at least she should have the freedom to "date"! How do you know-alas! For the first time, she couldn't resist the temptation of "freedom" and secretly skipped work, so he "grabbed the bag" and "tortured" her body severely. ...
The confused maid of the cold president
She, Shangguan Qian, a confused and lovely heroine, was "sent" by good sisters to others as a maid.
He is one of the four families of "Gale Thunder", handsome and enterprising, and is the object pursued by women all over the world, except his little maid who doesn't catch a cold. Under his nose, she dared to let such an excellent person go on a blind date. Well, it seems that she won't listen unless he teaches her a lesson, so don't blame him.
Later, he managed to travel to Hawaii with a difficult little maid, but he was accidentally hit by a tsunami, so Shangguanqian and Gale separated, and Gale frantically searched for Shangguanqian, but could not find it. Shangguan Qian was taken away by a couple visiting Hawaii and taken to New Zealand, where she lost her memory. A year later, Shangguan Qian came to Taiwan Province Province by mistake. Fierce wind saw ShangGuanQian, but damn, she forgot him, how dare she forget him. Then he will make her remember him, even if she can't remember him all her life, it doesn't matter, and then he will make her fall in love with him again and never let her go again. Shangguanqian, you wait.
President VS beauty
Hero: Ying Weiri, president of Weiri Group, has an appearance beyond idol stars. Everywhere she goes, women scream constantly.
Heroine: Night candle, universal maid, beautiful appearance and proficient in housework make her the most sought-after maid.
I don't know if the candlelight night is lucky or unlucky-her high-paying new employer is actually a handsome guy who was splashed with "important parts" in the restaurant that day! Although she was secretly happy to see that handsome guy again, she was also worried that he would hold a grudge and kick her out ... Fortunately, he was drunk and didn't recognize her, which kept her job for the time being. However, she seems to be happy a little too early ... he and he seem to regard her as a friend who surprises him. ...
ancient times
Lead A Lang into the bridal chamber.
What is a woman disguised as a man? It's strange to dress up as a man! I saw that he was a brave and handsome seven-foot man, and suddenly he became a five-foot body, a charming and beautiful "weak woman"! God, what kind of outstanding achievement is this?
Introduction to happiness
Brother who hates getting married
experience
Thirty-six tricks to capture the general
Author: Qiu Meng
Isn't she going to have a picnic in the twentieth century?
How dazzling,
Thrown into the ancient desert by a group of reptiles.
When she cursed those heartless creatures,
Suddenly a white horse appeared, and, uh, General Dark Horse came to save her.
But this man is really suspicious,
She had to invent an excuse to prevaricate him-
Robbed by desert robbers, all his followers were killed,
Well ... she also knows that this reason is far-fetched,
But that's what they do on TV,
In return for saving his life,
She has tried to help him cure his hidden disease!
As a result, he was so ungrateful,
Always said she was trying to fool him,
Well, she does have some bad intentions,
But it takes his reaction to have fun!
Hold the rich girl.
brief introduction
This woman in men's clothing is so mysterious!
It's not surprising that it fell from the sky,
My purse will continue to pour money out,
Jack, this is great!
But he never lacked this thing.
Only interested in her name "tenderness",
Try your best to invite her home as a guest,
But his family mistakenly thought that he had the habit of breaking sleeves.
For the sake of the girl's innocence and reputation,
I had to persuade her to change into a dress and restore her daughter's figure.
Not only that, he also did his duty as a master.
Warmly gave her own room as a guest room,
Touch her bed at three o'clock to take care of the guests,
But she didn't understand his intentions,
Always treat each other with punches, kicks and lion roars,
The cat barks ... why can't he see her tenderness?
A distant lover [book introduction]
In order to prove that grandpa is not crazy and for a lot of money,
She vowed to take a picture of Emperor Taizong.
So Gan risked his life to fly to the Tang Dynasty in the time machine invented by his grandfather.
However, she forgot to pick a place and almost exposed the corpse!
Just when she was hungry, suddenly-a chicken leg appeared out of thin air! !
I'm afraid his benefactor turned out to be an eight-year-old boy who was killed.
In return for her great kindness, she kindly shared a blanket with him.
Unexpectedly, this boy not only stole her first kiss, but also solemnly said-
They had sex, and she was his [woman], destined to marry him!
She's only nineteen! Is it reasonable to carry [drag bottle]?
Fortunately, three days later, she left and returned to modern times.
But unexpectedly, a month later-in order to catch the robbers, she visited the Tang Dynasty again.
After a good night's sleep, until late in the morning, she was about to say goodbye to Duke Zhou.
But she was scared to death by Daredevil's knock on the door. As soon as she opens the door-
She was almost out of breath when a wolf came and hugged her.
A closer look reveals that he is the little boy. ......
Extreme happiness can lead to sadness.
Book introduction]
Wow ... she's such a loser! Even if she was a road idiot before her death, she lost her soul and drifted to the ghost dynasty that was not recorded in this history textbook, and she was possessed at will, forcing her to turn over a new leaf here! But this new shell is good, angel face and devil figure ... what? ! The aesthetic standard here is that the fatter the more beautiful? No wonder lord protector, who is dressed in black and has a darker heart, insists on "working every day" to turn her into a steel frame! Alas ~ Although he firmly believes that "rotten wood" can be carved and completely transformed, this kind of "warm hospitality" with three meals a day and midnight snack is really unbearable, which makes her want to "return things to their owners" and make herself no longer miserable. ...
Stone also nodded.
[Introduction to Books]
Cheating? As the most expensive flower god, how could he degrade himself and steal to seek personal gain? Just winning a mission of "Lord Dianshi" ... What? It takes a hundred years to light a stone? Where is his big head? Um ... steal it. Whoever teaches other flower gods to be inflexible deserves to lose! Huh? This is what he looks like on earth? Ugly and big? Blue ... blue sky! Is this retribution for his collusion with ghosts and gods? No ... besides, he has not lived a good life after some manipulation. First, he failed to be reincarnated as a sister and became a brother. I also taught him that Brother Ling Shi bullied him everywhere, a poor, unattractive big head brother ... Alas, it seems that only this good sister who couldn't see her face clearly in her dream didn't abandon him. Anyway, there is a skin blind date in her dream, and he is willing to wait for her. ...
Jinsuo marriage
[Introduction to Books]
A strange fate prompted her to travel through hundreds of years of time and space. ...
Mo Er Ru, the daughter of a rich lady in the capital of Ming Dynasty,
For some reason, she was able to communicate with the modern woman Ding Yuetu.
The Moon Rabbit instilled in her the concept of equality between men and women.
Taught her many new human languages. ...
What means did the cunning Mo Erru "use"?
Let the usually indifferent and silent prince and the prince of heaven regard her as a treasure?
And Ding Yuetu-her road to marriage?
Chasing the Moon [Book Introduction]
It is said that today is the closest day for Mars to the Earth for tens of thousands of years.
I don't know if I will accidentally-touch!
Um ... what's the situation now?
A big house, two rooms, three rooms, a prostitute and now even a maid. ...
Men nowadays-what a nuisance!
If it was her man, she wouldn't allow-
Well, why does he stare at her like a prey with those charming beautiful eyes?
Spend the night in a brothel for her? This ..... This what and what!
Whoops, if I had known that she had been in love several times before and accumulated some experience,
Now I won't lose all my feelings here!
Chaos, Mars didn't hit the earth, but it made a mess of her life.
However, she doesn't seem to care so much ... can she go back? ...
It doesn't matter! Her man is important! Ah-
Ruthless and jealous [book introduction]
Hey? If she doesn't let him marry a concubine, she will have to commit suicide by taking poison? loth ...
Although jealous, although unwilling to ... commit suicide,
Lest you throw up every time you see this man! I just didn't expect-
Uh-huh, is this her? Is she really twenty years old?
Not even fifteen, such a baby face ... only eleven years old!
Eleven? Really? Only eleven years old can have such skills-
Great ... oh! It hurts ...
Oh, dear! I don't know where she came from,
I have been beating this handsome but deserted rescuer down and sticking it on the stone wall.
In fact ... she really didn't mean it. She's innocent!
Then know that jumping into a well is no good, and her world will be completely changed! Just say this savior-
Haha laughter ... first of all, he is not afraid of his wife, he is just ... helpless!
Yu feng fen gu Niang
[Introduction to Books]
Big pervert, villain, scum, scum, scum!
In addition, his nickname is: Hey, bad guy!
But her most "formal" name for him is "Cataclysm".
Because as soon as she met him, she was unlucky and the stars were shining.
In fact, he was also her savior, but she also saved him, even!
What's more, he may bring bad luck,
I can't help it She is so unreasonable and difficult to communicate.
Who told her that she was a new species in a research institute in the 22 nd century,
Defeat failed, mistakenly entered the time machine and came to Zhenguan period.
The handsome man in the Tang Dynasty was the owner of Mujiabao and was extremely rich.
I fell in love with her at first sight, because she had no Adam's apple and was disguised as a man.
Seeing that she is tender and delicious, she is named "Xiaofen".
Cataclysm and Xiao Fener, diametrically opposed, play well!
I love you, the most important thing [book introduction]
Be framed for stealing rare jade.
Yeah! It's a piece of cake, and the girl doesn't care.
At least came to the ancient Tang dynasty?
When it comes, it is safe.
People criticized me for breaking the etiquette?
Oh, dear! Those rigid rules have nothing to do with me.
Oh, you ask me what I think is important?
Listen to me loudly-
I love you, the most important thing!
God of war breeze
[Introduction to Books]
Five random Xiongnu camp in China!
God, is this the end of her life?
Running around in a timing machine,
I can't believe I'm here
Not only is it inexplicably regarded as a saint,
Attracted by this tyrannical and cruel god of war,
Only by naming her will the war end.
Fortunately, with careful preparation, this medicine is poisonous.
She should be able to save. ...
All right, all right. She became weak again,
After telling the truth about him, she couldn't,
Want to change him, too ...
Ah! Is she thinking too simple? This bloodsucking look-
Now, she will lose the rest of her life ...
Love the ancients but not the present.
Book introduction]
She accidentally fell into the enchanted space and came to the distant Yuan Dynasty.
Unexpectedly, I met the brave black blind man of Yuan Shizu dynasty.
Began a journey of time I will never forget.
The cold, arrogant and majestic martial arts of the black blind man are unparalleled.
I can't predict the strange behavior of this dress in front of me
The girl who can know the past and the future is whisperd.
Or a foreign spy,
People left behind in ancient times,
When she found the gap and returned to her own world,
Only to find that the hero you like will never come back.
This love story, which spans more than 700 years, passed through the era of just visiting, and finally ...
Pride is the master, beauty is the daughter [book introduction]
He dared to escape from marriage, obviously embarrassing her! If she hadn't rescued her father from his strange fate, she wouldn't have gone from the 20th century to the Song Dynasty, and finally adapted to the life of her ancestors, but he made her a new joke of Luoyang people! In order to regain the face of her grandfather Samui and the bully village, she resolutely "prepared for war"-determined to take revenge on Xiong Tianbao! But she is not stupid enough to provoke his ridicule. Well, dressed as a constantly chauffeured man, he would never have thought of it. ...
"Escaping marriage" is a long-cherished wish of Sui Niang. In fact, he has never met his fiancee. This "marriage" was dominated by his mother from beginning to end. Indeed, it is time for her to "fight back" against her hatred of "monopolizing the house" for more than 20 years. As a young master, he should also do his duty for the injustice suffered by Xiong Tianbao, and he doesn't want to be associated with "monopolizing the land house" any more.
I'm coming.
[Introduction to Books]
She just likes reading novels,
Why let her be pawned in the first year of college?
She just wants to vent,
Why did it suddenly leak to 1000 years ago?
Wearing a purple and gold bracelet that can't be taken off for no reason,
Eat and sleep with a coffin face, bitter and bitter!
But I don't know when,
A heart no longer belongs to you.
The hateful thing is,
Master Yuan, who doesn't like words, is actually the king of medicine in the Jianghu!
Wow, my little daughter came through time and space and didn't want to be a concubine.
If you don't come, it's just me, right?
Ok, ambitious, I'll do it!
Bing Xin Xi Shi Xin
[Introduction to Books]
She's the only one of the four ice beauties who hasn't sold yet.
In order to save trouble, she simply hid in the mountains.
But accidentally fell into a trap set by his savage,
And fall in love with this "stupid stone" whose head often can't turn around,
Fortunately, she is still a famous director of Longmen.
Maybe it's a punishment from heaven,
But it feels good to be spoiled by him, which makes her willing to be an old wife.
It's just that he is a big family, with a strange temperament and a strange name.
Black ditches, white bodies, wooden barrels and red chickens,
Looks like she's going to punish these people,
But she didn't expect him to look exactly like the prince under his beard.
Is there any unknown secret hidden in it? ...
pinion
[Introduction to Books]
Wow ~ ~ I don't know if God likes her too much or hates her too much.
Not only did she live a miserable life, but she was also whimsically turned into an "ancient man", and even had to take the place of others to marry in the desert beyond the Great Wall where birds don't lay eggs, dogs don't shit, and turtles don't land!
Fortunately, her future looks so strong that it should make her future pink and happy, but in order to satisfy her little girl's love fantasy of wanting to be spoiled, hurt and loved,
She decided to get rid of his messy ideas about sand pigs first, unless he had fully understood the so-called "modern" way of getting along with husband and wife.
Otherwise, even though she likes his handsome, majestic and mighty beauty very much, she would rather be a newly-married bride who refuses to go to bed and sleeps with the air every night. ...
Huh? Look at her woman first, ready to climb on his head and run wild. Instead of trying to implement his concept of "wife training", he has a feeling of heart? !
Where's the a button? Did he indulge her too much? What about his revenge? What about his wife abuse? Didn't he just want to force her to find another "comfort" and then send her home to eat for himself?
But at the moment, I saw her smiling at another man. It's like he drank a vat of old vinegar. He wants to gouge out all men's eyes, and only he can see her beauty! So ... divorce your wife? ! It seems that if he hadn't divorced first, he would have snickered. ...
Love in staggered time
[Introduction to Books]
With fantastic expectations
She traveled through time and space to become his bride.
Lively and gentle.
Touched his cold and lonely heart again and again.
Love has bridged the distance of 1000 years.
String each other's hearts together ...
Love between life and death through time and space
If love just passes by.
Hate gold houses
Love and fiber abuse in Time Crossing
The queen is underage.
The little princess who traveled through time and space
"Wife Divorce: Twelve Changes in the Next Hall" Text/Wind Residual Demon
Introduction: When I first met her, she smelled like a country girl. In order to realize her parents' wishes, he married her and divorced her immediately …
Abandoning your wife and becoming stronger/Zixiang
Introduction: Others crossed, and Xiao Qiang also crossed. Why can everyone else dress up as a queen, princess, princess and so on, while Xiao Qiang actually dresses up as an abandoned wife and is …
"Love Little Color Girl" text/Zen Heart Month
Introduction: She is very sexy. But I can't blame her. Who made her father give birth to six daughters in a row in despair? I have to raise her as my son, so ...
The President is Bad/Youyou mm
Introduction: He is the eldest son of a big group, and his heroic spirit is pressing, but his girlfriend abandoned him for no reason; She is an adopted orphan girl, delicate and touching, and inadvertently broke into his life; Their meeting attracted ...
The Transformation of Playboy and Bad Husband
The prince's fall from grace and the princess's indifference
Dear Love: Brother, don't love me.
Snake eggs falling from the sky: there are baby snakes at home
Satan's husband, please be gentle.
Exclusive pets and arrogant abandoned princesses
Court conspiracy: the queen fell out of favor
The emperor sighed: beauty is angry with the world.
The beauty of the city is king! 》
[Family Battle Novel] Warm colors of ladies' perfume
However, the feeling is gone, and hatred is hard to disappear. Under the intrigue, she let him grow old all night, and the pomegranate skirt turned over. She made the two brothers kill each other.
When winter went and spring came, the leaves fell and the flowers blossomed, and the blood oath of that day was realized. She found that the real culprit was another secret person. ...
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