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Funny Women’s Day WeChat greetings

1. Today is Women’s Day. May every shooting star in the sky shine for you; may every blessing I give you come true. Happy holidays!

2. A good woman is like a mountain, dignified and generous; a good woman is like water, full of tenderness; a good woman is like a book, full of wisdom; a good woman is a harbor, safe and reliable. Happy International Women’s Day to this wonderful woman!”

3. Go shopping with you, and you can choose gifts; be your servant, and have all the housework taken care of; travel with you, and the air tickets have been booked; let you Take the power and hand over all your wages. March 8th is here, dear wife, I wish you happiness!

4. Maybe my shoulders are not broad enough, but they are enough to protect you from the wind and rain; maybe my arms are not strong enough. , but it can also hold up a blue sky for you, Happy Women's Day!

5. The world is beautiful because of women! It's just a small greeting, but it has a deep sincerity! Happy holidays!

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6. A good woman is like a mountain, dignified and generous; a good woman is like water, full of tenderness; a good woman is like a book, full of wisdom; a good woman is a harbor, safe and reliable. Happy Women's Day!

7. On this day for women, I have something to say to you. This is what I have always wanted to tell you, that is - I have two lives: one is birth and one is meeting. Because of you!

8. Because of you, everything at home is orderly; because of you, life is infinitely sweet; because of you, work is full of passion; because of you, life is no longer lonely. Women’s Day. Come, I wish you great happiness, health and beauty forever!

9. Who says that daughters are not as good as men? Women hold up half of the sky. Being proficient in sewing, cooking and housework is a typical example, and a career should be taken as well. Strong women are unwilling to lag behind and strive to be the vanguard. Women's Day is here, and career and family blessings are here.

10. My wife is the catalyst, making love mellow and intoxicating; my wife is the lubricant, making the family harmonious and happy; my wife is. Softener makes life sweet and happy; wife is the detergent that makes the years fragrant and pleasant. Women's Day is here, wife, I will always love you!