Homophonic terrier and simple love story

1, the child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? My mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

I told Feng that it was windy in the west, and Feng DuDu said that you looked like a watermelon.

I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

I wanted to eat some meat later, so I bought a pot online. The shopkeeper said that this pot can only be used to cook beef brisket. So this is a good pot.

6. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams, because Starbucks.

7. I bought a squid beard at the roadside fried string shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said I called it an empty beard.

8. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

9. I bought a steamed bread on the way and went back to eat. I can't stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bread.

10, one day the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "It's crooked! I'm lost, "said the giraffe. "I am a giraffe."

1 1. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.