Have you ever heard the funniest joke about your mother-in-law

Anecdotes of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

The story happened in the 1960s and 1970s. A mother-in-law received a letter from her daughter, which said: Your son-in-law and many people in the village have gone to a place 20 miles away to participate in the project of moving rivers to make farmland, where they eat and live, and their home is very lonely. Come and accompany them. My daughter is a barefoot doctor in the brigade. Mother-in-law came to her daughter's house, and her daughter was just about to make a house call. Mother-in-law had to sit by the kitchen stove alone, pick up her daughter's unfinished sweater, face inward, and knit it by the light leaking from the roof shingles. Although the mother-in-law is over 50 years old, she looks very similar to her daughter's figure and looks very similar. Beauty depends on it, and its charm still exists. Unfortunately, her husband died two years ago.

What a coincidence! Just then, the son-in-law came back from moving the river field and wanted to meet his wife. At that time, there were no electric lights in the countryside, only kerosene lamps. In order to save money, the lights are not turned on before dark. When the son-in-law entered the door, he didn't see clearly that it was his mother-in-law in the dark and thought it was his wife. I haven't seen you for a day, but I have been away from Sanqiu for a few days to take part in the river migration project. The son-in-law hurried forward to hug her mother-in-law from behind and kiss her face. My mother-in-law has been widowed for several years, and this kind of passionate occasion has long since disappeared, pretending to be deaf and dumb, and accepting it half-heartedly. The son-in-law went on to say, "We haven't seen each other for several days. Whether to make out before meals or after meals. When the son-in-law said this, the mother-in-law couldn't hold back and asked loudly, "What did you say? "The son-in-law realized that she was holding her mother-in-law: it was embarrassing on the spot. But I still laughed at myself: "It's easy to see the police say something wrong in the dark recently. "My mother-in-law casually went on to say: I don't know why. It's getting dark and people don't listen to anything. "Two people will laugh.

Seeing this problem, I really don't want to say anything interesting about my mother-in-law. Every time I think of Ray, I can't help laughing, but I'm afraid to tell people nearby because of my wife's dignity. I will share it with you today. Let's have a look. Just have fun. Don't spread it around.

One afternoon a year ago, my wife had a meeting and called me in advance to ask me to pick up my son. I was delayed by work, so I called my mother-in-law who came to my house three days ago and told her the name, class, various matters, location and route of the kindergarten head teacher. Fortunately, the kindergarten is not too far from my home. I'm relieved.

About half an hour later, the class teacher called: "xx parents, come here quickly, your child was almost picked up by the trafficker." . . . . . ! "I panicked as soon as you listen. I hung up in a hurry and hurried to school. As soon as I entered school. The teacher stood with his son and two security guards. When the head teacher saw me coming, he swept over and said, "Are your parents really irresponsible? A trafficker almost picked up the child just now. I know the child's name. As soon as I heard her speak hesitatingly, I felt that she didn't look like a good person. I secretly called the security guard, and the security guard controlled her! "As soon as I saw my son safe and sound, I remembered to ask my mother-in-law to pick up her son. I feel bad! Haven't waited for me to speak. At this time, two security guards came up and proudly said, "As soon as Teacher Yang called, we subdued the trafficker without saying anything. Afraid of accomplices, we reported 1 10. . . . . . ! I quickly interrupted the speeches of the two eldest brothers and said, "What a mess! It's terrible! That is my mother-in-law. Where is she? Where are people? " As soon as they heard it, they were deceived: "Everyone has been sent to the police station! Impossible? Teacher Yang heard her call and said, When you are ready, go there when you pick up people. . . . . . ? "I said," Hey! My poor mother-in-law is going to play mahjong. . . . . . ! "So I led my son, followed by Teacher Yang, and we hurried to the police station.

When we arrived at the police station, Teacher Yang and I told the story in detail. The director smiled and said, "We were just about to call you. Your mother-in-law is not simple! " Say that finish, he handed me an inquiry record. I read it from beginning to end. I'll pick up a few and tell you: X, X, X, I stole a card while playing mahjong and won my neighbor Aunt Liu 2.4 yuan!

On X, X, I took a small windbreaker from my daughter when I went to my son-in-law's house. . . . . . !

I said my mother-in-law . . . . . ! Why did you say what?

Went through all kinds of formalities. Soon, two policemen came to help.

Then my mother-in-law limped out. As soon as you see me, you can't walk. I hurried up to hold it and said, "Mom! You have suffered. . . . . . ! "I only heard my mother-in-law shout," Oh dear! My waist, my legs! " I thought to myself: look at those two security guards, five big and three thick, and neither of them is a fuel-efficient lamp! : "Go! Mom! I'll take you home. . . . . . ! "

We'll talk about it later. . . . . . ! We'll talk about it later. . . . . . The bird flew away with the couple. . . . . . . Guess! I can't say either! [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]!

1. My daughter-in-law saw an alpaca when she looked at the photo and asked me what it was. I replied: grass mud horse ... turned around and saw my mother-in-law staring at me with strange eyes in the corner. ...

I was particularly hard on my mother-in-law before, because she blocked me when I chased my daughter-in-law. Since my daughter-in-law and I live together every day, I know that my mother-in-law is good for me! ! !

My mother-in-law is so witty. When my daughter-in-law went to school, she didn't pay the tuition and asked her to apply for a student loan. After graduation, I married my daughter-in-law, and then ... the task of repaying the loan fell on me.

4. A friend asked: The same woman, why is her daughter-in-law so embarrassed and her mother-in-law so embarrassed? I said: because my mother-in-law has been cheated once!

A man was sunbathing on the balcony, and my father-in-law came over and handed me a cigarette. I quickly said, dad, you know I won't smoke. He smiled and handed me a lighter and said, who told you to smoke? Your mother-in-law suspects that I smoke. She smells my hand every day, and I'm bored to death. You light it for me and I'll smoke it. ...

6. Mother-in-law tests her son-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

7. Romance in kindergarten died of lollipops, romance in primary school died of changing places, romance in junior high school died of placement, romance in high school died of parents, romance in college died of graduation, and romance in social life is even more terrible, because it can die in the hands of a third girl, money, house, car and mother-in-law. Anyway, all kinds of ways to die are right. If you accidentally go to the toilet, you may find yourself a bachelor again!

8. A: "I like my mother-in-law the least."

B: "You know, if there is no mother-in-law, where can there be your wife?"

A: "Really, that's why I don't like my mother-in-law. Who told her to have such a daughter? "

9. After the divorce, I married her sister again. So at least I don't have to recognize my mother-in-law.

10, I urgently need a house, which should be spacious, but my wife won't always want to go back to her family when she lives in it; But not so big that my mother-in-law has the idea of living with us!

1 1. After dinner, my mother-in-law and my girlfriend are chatting in the bedroom, and the man and his father-in-law are playing landlords, each with a dime, and the bomb is doubled.

Half an hour later, my father-in-law knocked on the bedroom door and said, "Wife, I have good news and bad news about our future uncle. Which do you want to listen to first? "

Mother-in-law said, "Listen first!"

My father-in-law said, "My uncle is a gambler! Our daughter will not be poor if she marries him! "

The mother-in-law asked, "What's the bad news?"

The father-in-law said, "Our daughter has been raised for more than 20 years, and I just lost all the bride price money ...

Three days after the new uncle and daughter got married, they went back to their mother-in-law's house. This is a custom called Huimen. As a new uncle and daughter-in-law, the second child got up early in the morning and rushed to her mother-in-law's house. Arriving at the door, the second child shouted, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, here we come." The daughter-in-law stabbed her husband in the back and said, "Don't call her mother-in-law, the second child smiled." The old lady has two names. ".

There is also a joke about mother-in-law, which is also very interesting.

There was a man who was rejected by his husband and mother because he had no house or car. He couldn't help feeling with his mother, "Mom, you said you were a woman, too. Why is it so easy to find a girlfriend and why is it so difficult to find a mother-in-law? " The mother looked at her son and said with a smile, "Because your mother-in-law has been cheated once."

I really have a joke about my mother-in-law.

Let my mother-in-law come to my house to play, help her buy a plane ticket, for fear that she will bring contraband, and then call her to tell her not to bring anything. There is everything on the plane. She replied to me: Is there any money on the plane? I was speechless