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Seeking fable, philosophy is to tell people that everything should proceed from reality, thank you.
Zhu sold his property, took 1200 gold, worshipped Sui as a teacher, and learned the skill of killing dragons. After three years of study, I returned. Someone asked him what he had learned. As he answered, he showed you the skills of killing dragons-how to hold down the dragon's head, how to step on the dragon's tail, how to operate from the dragon's neck and so on. Everyone asked him, where is the dragon killed? Only then did he realize that there is no such thing as a dragon in the world, and all his skills were learned in vain.
[Teaching Content] The existence and development of nature is objective.
[Brief analysis] It is the need of human survival and development and the embodiment of human essential ability to consciously use and transform natural objects and ask for them from nature. But if people want to use and transform nature, they must first have the objective existence of natural objects: to kill dragons, they must first have the existence of dragons. This is exactly what this fable tells us. Recognizing the objectivity of nature is the basic premise for human beings to consciously deal with the relationship between man and nature.
Fables refer to people and fish and geese.
There was a family named Tian in the State of Qi who held a grand banquet at home. Some guests presented fish and geese as gifts. The host was very happy after seeing it: "God is so generous to us! Look, aren't these fish and geese all born for our appetite? " The guests listened and echoed. There is a child named Po on the seat, only twelve years old. He stands up and says, "I don't agree with you." Man is also one of the worlds. Due to the difference of intelligence, there are cases of the jungle in the biological world, but there is no truth that God predestines who lives for whom. Humans choose edible things to make food. Did God create these things specially for mankind? Just as mosquitoes drink human blood and tigers and wolves eat human flesh, is it God's will to give birth to people to cook for them? "
[Teaching Content] The existence and development of society is objective.
[Analysis] Idealists and theists always regard everything in the world as God or God's "masterpiece" and deny the objective materiality of human society. Materialists believe that human society is the inevitable result of the development of the objective world and the advanced stage of the development of the material world. Can't the words of Bao's children explain this point forcefully?
Fables and allusions are the easiest to draw ghosts.
A guest painted for the King of Qi. King Qi asked him, "What is the most difficult thing to draw?" He said, "It is the most difficult to draw a dog and a horse." The king of Qi asked again, "So what is the easiest thing to draw?" The guest said, "It is the easiest to draw ghosts. Because dogs and horses can be seen in front of people every day, it is not easy to draw them vividly. As for ghosts, they are invisible, invisible. No one has seen them before, and no one can prove that they are not like ghosts, so they are the easiest to draw. "
[Teaching Content] The existence and development of society is objective.
[Brief Analysis] This fable shows that there is no such thing as ghosts and gods. Ghosts and gods are nothing but people's subjective imagination, not objective reality. The emergence of society is neither the masterpiece of gods nor the creation of human consciousness, but the inevitable result of the long-term effect of the objective world's own strength.
Fables and allusions are pushed away from elephants.
Zhou Wang made a pair of ivory chopsticks, and Ji Zi was very worried. He thinks that once you have ivory chopsticks, you will never use a clay bowl to hold rice again. You must have clear cups and saucers made of rhinoceros and jasper to match. If you use jade cup ivory chopsticks, you will never serve millet dishes. Be sure to wrap up delicious food such as tail leopard tires. After eating a leopard tire, you will never wear coarse cloth to live in the toilet again. You must wear brocade clothes and live in a building. In this way, the desire to enjoy will continue to expand, and it is bound to fill a person's desire with the cream of the world, and the country will be in danger. Sure enough, Zhou Wang finally died. Therefore, the so-called sage is to see the micro-knowledge and infer the consequences from the clues.
[Teaching Content] Consciousness is the reflection of objective things in the human brain.
[Brief analysis] Future things will only appear in the future, but people can imagine the state of future things, predict the development trend of things, and make plans for their own actions. Is this consciousness a reflection of objective things? This fable tells us that Ji Zi's anxiety does not come out of thin air, but comes from "image", which is the reflection of objective things in the human brain.
Fable allusions are too big.
Qi Xuanwang asked Mencius, "I heard that the hunting ground in Zhou Wenwang is 70 miles in Fiona Fang. Is there such a thing? "
Mencius said, "It is recorded in the book."
"Is it really that big?"
"People were still too young at that time."
Qi Xuanwang sighed and said, "My hunting garden is only 40 miles. People think it is too big. Why? "
Mencius said, "Although the King Wen Hunting Garden is 70 miles away, ordinary people can also enter it to cut wood. King Wen and the people used this hunting park together, so people thought it was too small. What about you? When I first came to Qi, I didn't dare to enter the country until I knew the ban. It is said that people in the king's hunting garden are not allowed to cut wood and collect grass, and they are not allowed to go in and out at will. Killing an elk is punishable by death. Isn't this the trap of Fiona Fang's forty miles? People think it is too big and unreasonable? "
[Teaching Content] Consciousness can correctly reflect objective things.
[Brief analysis] People's thinking about the same objective thing. Due to the constraints of subjective and objective conditions, there will be right and wrong. Subjectively, it is mainly because of different positions, different world outlook and outlook on life, different ways of thinking and different knowledge composition. Facing the same hunting park, Qi Xuanwang is too small and ordinary people are too big. What is the reason? Class positions are different.
Fable allusion chicken thief
A man stole chicken from his neighbor. Someone advised him: "Don't steal, it's immoral." He said, "I'm determined to turn over a new leaf, but I'm addicted to stealing, so it's hard not to steal at once." Tell you what, starting today, I'll steal one in January and I won't steal it next year. Knowing that it is immoral, we should correct it as soon as possible. Why wait until next year? "
[Teaching Content] Consciousness can respond to objective things.
[Analysis] Correct consciousness can guide people to carry out practical activities effectively and promote the development of objective things; Wrong consciousness will lead people's activities astray and hinder the development of objective things. Therefore, we must attach importance to the role of consciousness, the strength of spirit, consciously establish a correct ideology and overcome the wrong ideology. The protagonist in the story clearly knows that it is wrong. Why not correct it in time and wait until next year?
Fables and allusions kill the wrong people.
The mother-in-law next door died, and the family needed a funeral eulogy, so the family asked the teacher in the private school to help write one. Shu copied an article from an ancient book, but I didn't expect to copy Zhang Yue's Shu by mistake. During the funeral, the literate found that the eulogy was completely wrong. The family ran back to the private school to scold the teacher. The teacher explained, "The eulogy in ancient books was published, so it can't be wrong anyway. I'm afraid the wrong person died in your family. "
[Teaching content] Subjectivity must conform to objectivity.
[Analysis] Everything starts from reality, that is, when we think about problems and do things, we must take the objective reality as the fundamental starting point. It requires us to decide our subjective thoughts and behaviors according to objective facts. The hero in the story, however, takes everything as the standard, copying it, but completely ignores the objective reality in front of him, and finally makes a big joke.
Fable allusion Yu Tao and Jun.
There is a law in Weiguo: whoever steals the king's carriage will have his feet cut off. At that time, Zixia Mi was very popular with the king. Late one night, someone came from the countryside to report that Zixia Mi's mother was very ill. Zixia Mi ran to the palace, stole the king's carriage, and returned to the countryside on a starry night. Hearing this, Qi Weiwang praised him and said, "What a rare dutiful son. For the sake of his mother, he forgot that he would be punished by cutting off his feet. " Zixia Mi is playing with the king in the orchard again. Zixia Mi ate a big, sweet peach, and gave it to the king with half the leftover peach, asking him to have a taste. The king smiled and said, "Zixia Mi really loves me! I just want to let me taste the sweetness and forget that his saliva is still on the left peach. " A few years later, Zixia Mi gradually lost the king's favor and offended him. The king said, "you were very arrogant when you stole my carriage;" What can I do to insult me by eating your leftover peaches again? "Zixia Mi's behavior has not changed. He used to be considered kind, but later he was found guilty. Only that the king's likes and dislikes have changed.
[Teaching content] Subjectivity must conform to objectivity.
[Brief analysis] It is the fundamental foothold for people to correctly understand and transform the world to proceed from reality and make the subjective conform to the objective. The king in the story judges right and wrong completely by personal likes and dislikes, not from reality, but from subjectivity, which will certainly bring disaster to the country and people.
Fables and allusions suspect that people steal axes.
A man lost an axe. He suspected that his son next door had stolen it, so he was very concerned about him. He always thinks that he walks and talks like a man who stole his axe. Soon, the old man found an axe in the valley where he went up the mountain to cut wood. If he had paid attention to the attitude of his neighbor's son, there wouldn't be such a place as an axe thief.
[Teaching content] The fundamental difference between materialism and idealism
[Analysis] Adhering to materialism and opposing idealism and subjectivism Starting from reality, it is very important to look at people and things around you objectively and do things seriously. But some people tend to look at people and things around them with their own prejudices, which is unacceptable.
The fable tells Wang Gu about him.
Mencius said to Qi Xuanwang, "You have a courtier who entrusted his wife and children to a friend's care and went to the State of Chu to play by himself. When he came back, his wife and children were starving and freezing. What should I do with such a friend? " King Qi said, "Break up with him." Mencius said, "An official in charge of punishment can't control his subordinates?" "Get rid of him." "What should I do if a country's politics is bad?" The King of Qi turned around and looked around, leading the topic to other places.
[Teaching content] The fundamental difference between materialism and idealism
[Brief Analysis] People often see clearly the shortcomings of others, but they often don't know their own shortcomings and mistakes, or whitewash them. But proceeding from reality, it is very important to insist on materialism and oppose idealism and subjectivism, and to evaluate and treat yourself correctly.
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