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Appreciation of classic interesting couplets

The couplets are concise, profound, neat and even, which is a unique artistic form of Chinese language. The following is my appreciation of classic and interesting couplets. Welcome to reading.

Funny association

This wood comes from Chaishan; There was a lot of smoke because of the fire.

The dog gnaws at the river (monk) bone (Su Shi's first part) and the poem of flowing water Dongpo (corpse) (Fo Yin's second part)

The sky is a chessboard and the stars are children. Who can play? The earth is a pipa, and the road is a string. Who dares to play it?

It is windy and cold. There was a light snow in front of the house in the first frost. See Chongyang at the bottom of Dragon Boat Festival (including six solar terms)

Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru with similar names are not; Wei Wuji, Sun Chang, Mowgli, He Mowgli, this is Mowgli.

The wild geese fly south, with wings divided up and down, and the front car and rear rail go up and down for about two rounds.

It is important to sharpen one's edge and ask how many heads there are in the world; Try it in front and see how the old man does it. (Barber shop couplet)

No love. Yes.

Legend has it that there is no emotion? Created by Zhang Zhidong in Qing Dynasty. In this form of couplets, sentences and antitheses form their own chapters, and only through other explanations can they echo each other. One day, Zhang Zhidong will drink in Taoranting, holding a poem written by people at that time. The tree is half looking for an axe? Is Zhang right about the last sentence? It really doesn't matter? . Up and down? Trees? 、? Fruit? 、? Xiao? All vegetation; ? Already? 、? However? 、? What? All empty talk; ? Half? 、? One? , all numbers; ? Looking for what? 、? Point? Escape as a verb; ? Hugh? No? All empty talk; ? Vertical? 、? Item? All empty talk; ? Axe? 、? Fuck? This is an ancient weapon. Zhang Zhidong's antithesis is eclectic in dialect.

Five winds and ten rains plum blossom festival, two waters and three mountains, Li Bai's poem

When you are afraid of the heat, you'd better wear shorts, just like the student who took off his hat for lasso.

If there is wine, it is better to invite the moon. You can't eat wonton without money.

homophone

The sea goes to the sea, the sea goes to the sea (pronunciation: tide of the sea, tide of the sea), and the clouds disappear long (pronunciation: clouds rise, long rise, long rise, long disappear)

homonym

Hungry chickens steal rice and children beat them in buckets, but mice in summer cool their beams and make them cough.

No mountain can compare with Wushan Mountain, and no water can compare with river water.

Jia Dao is drunk, and Liu Ling doesn't drink.

(Huíwén) Hui language

People pass through the Big Buddha Temple, and the Buddha is bigger than others.

The guests of Nature House are actually guests from the sky.

Monks visit Yunyin Temple, and they visit Yunyin Temple.

Red flowers are everywhere, and trees are everywhere.

Snow reflects plum blossoms, plum blossoms, catkins and leaf warblers.

Jing Quan mountain spring well Qingshui Tang Litang Shuiqing

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea; Shandong groundnut flowers fall to Dongshan.

Top needle joint

Goats go up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; When the buffalo enters the water, the water is not waist-high as the buffalo.

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, autumn sounds, geese sounds and cold sounds.

Wuxi Xishan Wuxi Pinghu Shuiping Lake

Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh when you laugh, and laugh at everything today; You can tolerate when you are pregnant, but you can't tolerate it when you are with yourself.

Overlapping compound words

There are mountains and rivers, and Xiu Xiu is everywhere; Rain or shine, always be curious.

Cui Cui is red, full of Yingying Yan Yan; Ups and downs, year after year.

The mountains overlap and the ring road twists and turns; Ding Ding Dong Dong Quan, under the tall tree.

Reading well, ploughing well, and studying well is good; It is difficult to start a business, stay in business, and advance despite difficulties.

Initial connection of the same radical

Wailing, sobbing, throat, tears, Xiangjiang River flowed all over the sea.

Lotus stem, lotus root, lotus root, moss, hibiscus and peony core are all fragrant.

Meet far and near, live and let go, advance and retreat, and even have luck.

Stay with Hakkas, stay in the cold window, get lonely, get lost, go back to the road and have a good time.

The eight kings of pipa, harp and stringed string are on the throne (Eight-Nation Alliance is the first part), and the four sneaky ones are on the sidelines (the official is the second part)

Homophonic pun

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart and sour in stomach. ? Lotus? Harmonic? Poor? ; ? Pears? Harmonic? Leave? . )

Living in a pagoda, I looked at Kongming and complained that it was difficult to travel in cages around the river. I was worried about the Bird's Nest. I hate Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. ? Kong Ming, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Chao? Harmonic? Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu and Cao Cao? ; There are also names: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. )

Two apes cut down trees on the mountain, and the little monkey dared to cut a horse into the mud. How could the old beast get out of his hoof? (Li and I smile at each other. ? Saw, hoof? Harmonic? Sentences, questions? . )

The lights in the tower are lit layer by layer, and the angle (ge) is planted in the open water pool. Li Taibai is Chang Geng. )

Lotus root because of lotus? Apricots don't need plums! (The upper part can be homophonic? Why do you have a chance? ; What is the homonym of the next couplet? Fortunately, you don't need media? . )

Two boats compete, rowing is not as fast as sailing; A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He. (? Swim, sail fast, flute clear, Xiao He? Respectively homophonic national figures? Lu Su, Pan Kuang, Di Qing, Xiao He? . )

Cryptographic association

A friendship between gentlemen is as light as a drunkard's sake.

Part 1 of 2345 6789: One item (clothes) is missing Part 2: Ten items (food) are missing.

Xie houlian

Crows fly into egrets and send charcoal in the snow; Phoenix stands beside Yuanyang, adding icing on the cake.

Straw sticks to seedlings-father holds his son in a bamboo basket and carries bamboo shoots-mother is pregnant.

Flowering sesame seeds-step by step; Unearthed sugarcane-sweet day by day

Chickens and dogs cross the frost bridge-bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way; Cattle and horses walk in the snow-two rows of mussel fish

Riddle couplets

You can swallow all the lakes in Sanjiang in one bite, Er Quan, and dare to enter the home of ten people (answer: thermos bottle).

The white snake crosses the river, and the sun is red on its head; Qinglong hangs on the wall, wearing 10,000 Venus. (The first part of the answer: oil lamp The second part of the answer: scale)

Sentence couplets

Fang Fei (Poems of Li Bai)

Poverty and bones, poetry flourishes but does not die (Du Fu's poetry anthology)

Flowers in the forest are fragrant in the grass after the rain (Song Poetry Collection)

After a long trip to Wan Li, my eyes are high and the sea is empty (a collection of Su Shi's poems)

Scenic spot association

The west is cool, and the clouds sweep away human regrets; A river gone forever, the waves washed away the troubles of the past and present. ? [Song] Su Shi's topic Wuchang Yellow Crane Tower

The sound of wind and rain reading is in the ear; Family painting cares about everything in the world. ? [Ming] Gu Xiancheng Title Donglin Academy

Fable alliance

Big official, big power, big belly and bigger pockets; Long-handed and long-tongued skirts will not last long (mocking some corrupt elements)

The people are still there, the country is still there, and there is no distinction between north and south. In a word, it's not something (? Isn't the president something? A satire on the election of President Cao Kun)

Sit down, sit down, sit down; Tea, make tea, make good tea (Su Shi satirizes snobs)