Selected English jokes for children

Mom: "Victor, which banana do you want?"

Victor: "I want the greatest one."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite and ask for the small one."

Victor: "Mom, do I have to lie to be polite?"

Mom: "Victor, which banana do you want?"

Victor: "I want the biggest one."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite and be small."

Victor: "Mom, do you have to lie to be polite?"

I don't want to argue

Gerald, the teacher asked, what shape is the earth?

It's round, Gerald replied.

How do you know it's round? The teacher continued.

Well, that's settled, he replied. I really don't want to argue about it.

Gerald, the teacher asked, what shape is the earth?

It's round, Gerald replied.

How do you know it's round? The teacher asked again.

Well, that's Fang's, the student replied. I don't want to argue with you about this.

3. Two Birds Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

Three turtles, three turtles

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they entered the cafe, it began to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The little turtle replied, "If you don't drink my coffee, I will go."

"We won't," the other two promised.

Two years later, chinemys reevesii said to the turtle in the middle, "Well, I don't think he will come back, so let's drink his coffee."

Just then, a voice came from outside the door: "If you go, I won't go."

Three turtles decided to have coffee. Hardly had they reached the gate of the coffee shop when it began to rain. So the biggest turtle said to the smallest turtle, "Go home and get an umbrella."

The smallest turtle said, "If you don't drink my coffee, I'll go."

"We don't drink," the other two turtles promised.

Two years later, the tortoise said to the tortoise, "well, I guess he won't come back." We can drink his coffee. "

Just then, a voice came from outside. "I won't go if you drink it."

5. Who is the laziest?

Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think about it! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how others work?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Father: Hey, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest in your class?

Tom: I don't know, Dad.

Father: Oh, no, you know! Think about it, when other children are doing their homework and writing, who sits in class and just watches others do their homework?

Tom: Our teacher, Dad.

Where are the eggs? Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where are the eggs?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where is the egg?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Strong evidence

Geography teacher: Xiaoqiang, give me three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Xiao Qiang: Mom says the earth is round. Father said that the earth is round. You said the earth is round.

Strong evidence

Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang, give me three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Xiao Qiang: Mom says it's round. Dad said it was round. You also said it was round.

Interesting children's English jokes III. I don't take a shower. I don't want to take a bath.

I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to go into the bathtub. I took a bath last week. I don't need to take another shower. I want my rubber duck, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine and a rubber ball. Now I can't take a shower. The bathtub is too small. It is full of toys. There is no room for me.

I can't take a shower. I can't go into the bathtub. I took a shower last week. I don't need to scrub anymore. I need my rubber duck, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine and a rubber ball. No, I can't take a shower. The bathtub is too big. It's full of toys. There is no room for me.

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