What's the next sentence, Woody, the leader of the Beggars' Sect?

1, the neighbor asked the kitten, "Why did your parents beat and scold you last night?" "Hum," said the kitten angrily, "it's just my carelessness." "What did you say wrong?" "They asked me, grandpa or grandpa. I said it was a mule, and it was a horse that wandered out. " 2. The wife, who has always been known for her strictness, teaches her husband not to go out behind his wife's back like some playboy men. The husband vowed: "I have the heart but no courage;" Have courage and no money (money); With that money, I dare not take that risk. We can't lose that man, and now we can't lose that eye. Madam, please rest assured that I dare not kill my husband! "3. Two old ladies are chatting. A said: "Now, everything is related to high technology. In the past, it took half a month to get to Beijing by donkey, but now it takes only one night by train. The chickens we feed used to take at least half a year to grow, but now they can be eaten in 40 days. "B suddenly realized:" No wonder my youngest son got married for three months and gave birth to a big fat grandson. High-tech is not simple! One night, a masked gangster broke into York's house with a knife. He shouted to York, "Give me all your money and credit cards, or I will kill you." York looked at the gangster and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, I've been unemployed for half a year, and I have no money to give you." The gangster was furious: "You lazy guy!" I just lost my job last month, and I have come out to rob it this month! "