The funniest speech before class

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2。 Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3。 Title: One after another.

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4。 Theme: sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5。 Title: Once again

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6。 Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7。 Title: Prosperity.

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8。 Theme: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9。 Title: Innocent.

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10。 Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

Eleven. Title: ... first, then ... second, third, fourth and fifth.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

Twelve. Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama.

China people squatted down slowly and said unhurriedly, "Come, give me the Japanese summer mat." …

Xiaotang's mother was very anxious. On the first day of sending Xiaotang to primary school, she told the old man in Xiaotang.

The teacher asked that Tang Xiao should not be punished. The teacher warned her that this would not help the child, but would only spoil the child.

Kill him. After thinking for a while, she said, "Well, if Tang Xiao does something wrong, he will be punished."

The kid next to him scared him. "

Mom: "Isn't it shy to fight with your best friend?"

Son: "But he stoned me first, so I stoned him."

Mom was very angry: "When he threw a stone at you first, you should come back and tell me at once."

Son: "What's the use of that? I can play better than you. "

Wo Chun, I'm stupid.

Mume smells flowers, I have no culture.

I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,

If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.

Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is green, I am a donkey,

The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

One day, the teacher asked the students to say hello, and Xiao Ming stood up first.

"I wish you always smile, smile anyway.

Have a nice trip and disappear halfway.

Leave no trace when you go home.

Congratulations on making a fortune.

I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer.

Have a nice day. Your leg cramps.

I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere.

I wish you good health and all your teeth will fall out.

Have a nice trip and fall down halfway.

I wish you happiness as the East China Sea, and the whole family will jump into the sea.

Have a good life, you are often abnormal.

I wish you an early birth and a natural death.

……

The teacher fell to the ground.

Not bad, huh?