Begging for jokes, chasing people, not H! ! !

1, I dreamed last night and traveled to ancient times. A group of Jianghu heroes came to my house and said that I would travel in Jianghu with them and go forward bravely!

Not far from home, I clenched my fists and respectfully said to my boss, "Brother, I forgot my mobile phone charger ..."

2. There is a radical who often hurts Christians.

On this day, after killing several Christians in the street, he caught a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?"

The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen ... "

"hmm? ! "

"... in front of a vine, the tender green drops just germinated, and the melon and cow carried the heavy shell ..."

3. Tang Priest: "Buddha said: All beings are equal, Wukong, you can't discriminate against Koreans."

Wukong: "Master, I didn't. Listen, I put a stick in my ear. Putting it in my chrysanthemum is really discrimination. "

4, "Wukong, look at this patroness, her face is beautiful and charming, and she will also discuss life tips, horoscopes, success proverbs and gender feelings with her teacher. How can she be a monster! You worry too much. "

"Master, this strange name is senior zombie fans."

5. There is a classmate whose nickname is Dabao. Because people called him Dabao, his name was ignored. After a long time, a teacher asked other students what Dabao's name was, and only one student said it was "SOD Mi".

6. I went to buy steamed buns in the morning and saw a girl running in a hurry. She spoke quickly: "The boss gave me five steamed buns, three beef, a leek egg, a chicken soup and a cup of purple rice porridge. Remember to give me a straw today. I didn't give it yesterday, but I burned it to death. Forget it. Change the beef to three fresh ones. Oh, here comes the bus. I don't want it! "

Before the boss could react, the girl had already left. ...

7. "Hand over your mobile phone!" I pointed a gun at the beauty's head, and the beauty took out her mobile phone in fear. I calmly entered my mobile phone number: "Remember to call me and hope to be friends", then gave her my mobile phone and left.

8. The young man asked the Zen master why he couldn't let go of the troubles of love.

The Zen master gave him a teacup to hold, and then poured hot water into it. The young man felt hot. As soon as he let go, the cup fell to the ground.

The Zen master said, it's not that I can't let go, but that it doesn't hurt.

The young man was convinced and asked, then why can't I let go of Monday's troubles?

The Zen master handed him a cup, taped it to his hand and began to pour hot water. ...