Are there any homophonic jokes? (100 words)

Joke about pronunciation and homophony: There was a meeting in the village. Due to the homophony, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, fellow villagers, don't want pickles.) Speech, the meeting is now open.) The host said: "Pickles, pickles, sausages and melons." (Now let's ask the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog has eaten today's rice, everyone is a big bastard. "(Comrades and villagers, today's meal is enough, let's all use big bowls.) Once, two scholars went to visit Ouyang Xiu, a great writer in the Song Dynasty. On the way, they happened to be in the same boat as Ouyang Xiu, but they didn't know Ouyang Xiu. These two scholars also knew a thing or two about poetry, but they considered themselves experts. At this time, a white goose suddenly jumped into the water. The two couldn't help but get excited about poetry. One chanted: "A goose on the shore", and the other followed: "Plop and jump into the river." Both of them muttered words, but they couldn't recite the following verses and couldn't form a poem. Seeing their anxious look, Ouyang Xiu helped chant a sentence: "White hair floats on the green water, and red palms stir the clear waves." The two scholars were extremely surprised to see Ouyang Xiu uttering such a good poem, but then they thought about it, Something feels wrong. One of them shouted at Ouyang Xiu: "You are not thin-skinned. Is this poem yours?" Ouyang Xiu smiled and said: "This poem is indeed not mine. It was written by King Luo Bin, one of the four heroes of the early Tang Dynasty, when he was a child." The two listened. Then he burst into laughter and said, "I'm telling you, even with your appearance, you can also read poetry." Ouyang Xiu laughed but didn't answer. Soon, the three people got off the boat. When the two scholars saw a pile of ashes on the shore, they wanted to show off their poetic talents. One chanted: "Looking from a distance, it's a pile of ashes," and the other said, "Looking close, it's a pile of ashes." Due to lack of talent, the two couldn't continue. I saw Ouyang Xiu chanting calmly on the side: "A strong wind blew up, and snow flew all over the sky." After hearing this, the two of them were shocked. They knew that what Ouyang Xiu was reciting was a good poem, but they did not want to be inferior. One of them said in a pretentious manner: "It's not a good sentence, it's just so-so." The other said: "It's connected, but it's just a little reluctant." They continued to walk forward, and after a while they saw a dead tree by the roadside. Tree, one scholar chanted: "A dead tree by the roadside," another chanted: "Two big branches." The two wanted to chant again, but they couldn't think of words, so they had to chant over and over again. These two sentences made my eyes roll upward. Ouyang Xiu couldn't see it, and added two more sentences to them: "Moss is the leaves in spring, and snow is the flowers in winter." After hearing this, the two still refused to admit defeat and continued to compete with Ouyang Xiu. The two chanted again: "The two of them boarded the boat together to visit Ouyang Xiu.

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