Any good jokes?

There is a seaside village where most men often go out to sea and stay for a long time. Almost everyone in the village has an affair, but after the affair, they will go to the priest to confess. After a while, the priest suggested to the women: In the future, we will call the word infidelity depravity. Just say [depravity] and I will know! Later, the old priest retired. Before he left, he specifically told the village chief to tell the new priest the meaning of the word "depravity", but after the new priest took office, the village chief forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still go to the priest to confess, and every day someone tells the priest that I fell down today. Because too many people fell, the priest went to the village head. He suggested that the village head should strengthen road construction to prevent too many people from falling down frequently. Unexpectedly, the village chief smiled. Father unknown so, seeing the village chief laughing so happily, said angrily, "What are you laughing at! The village chief's wife has fallen three times this week.