Jokes about puppy lanterns

A collection of good words and sentences describing dogs: dogs, male dogs, bitches, puppies, black dogs, gouhuang dogs, wolves, domestic dogs, police dogs, hounds wagging their tails, military dogs, sheepdogs, sled dogs, pugs, poodles, watchdog dogs, naughty dogs, alert dogs, barking dogs, wagging their tails, begging dogs, loyal dogs, dignified dogs. This puppy has two pearl-like black eyes and a wet nose. In most mouths, the red tongue often sticks out ... the white mane of the poodle covers its whole body and its little face. It looks like a little sheep ... its tail is stuck high. When I meet an acquaintance, I keep shaking, as if I keep saying to you: hello, hello, hello ... This dog sticks to his foot and looks at him with bright eyes and pleading expression ... It's very interesting ... A furry puppy jumps out of the haystack like a fluffy ball ... A big black dog jumps out with hostility, showing sharp white teeth and barking ... Touch it, barking. It gives me the feeling of being fierce and strong, covered in black hair and unable to see my face clearly. There are big ears hanging on both sides of the head A soft pink tongue hung from the half-opened mouth. It was slippery and trembled with sobs. The fierce dog was panting. It doesn't growl or bark, like a warrior with great status, dignified, sophisticated and motionless. Feng Jicai Guti was as big as Lena at that time, but he had a sharp mouth and two wide ears, and he hung on both sides of his eyes. He seems to know nothing, his gray eyes are expressionless and timid. When eating, Lena went to feed the bowl and didn't let Yoshida go to the ground. Yoshida squatted on one side, quietly waiting for Lena to finish eating. It went up to eat the leftovers picked by Lena. Mao Dun gave me a newly weaned German shepherd pup to raise and study. As soon as I saw this furry little guy, I couldn't help liking it. It is as fat as a little panda, covered with shiny yellow fur. Dense, as if it were a pattern carefully drawn by an artist. Reach out and touch it, as soft as camel plush felt. Wen Lan, his yellow lion, actually humanized his training. He did whatever he was told to do, and it followed him there. I remember the first day I lived in his house, the yellow lion didn't know me well and blocked the door to call me and wouldn't let me in. The old buffalo patted its head affectionately and said. Bring a friend in. "The yellow lion obediently wagged his tail, bit my skirt and led me into the house. Jun Qing, how obedient! As soon as I whistle, no matter how far this lithe dog like an antelope slips away, no matter how beautiful it flirts with its companions, it will immediately turn its head, erect its ears, aim at the whistle with its eyes, and then wag its small tail and run towards me in two directions. Smell my trouser legs, lick my feet, and coax me with all the flattery of this beast. It peed all the way and followed me like a shadow. Xiao gan ... but when the puppy was born, it was not like this. They huddled in the kennel all day, their faces were news, their fur was sparse, their colors were messy, their eyes could not be opened, and there was only a crack. Their limbs were weak and they could not stand. Stretch and shrink. They often get under their mother's stomach and bite her nipples tightly, refusing to let go. They are on their knees, sucking hard and enjoying the comfort of their mother combing their fur while eating. Heyin