Ask for a cross talk of Li Jindou.

Li Jindou: Crosstalk is a language art.

Chen Yongquan: Hmm.

Li Jindou: China is a country rich in languages.

Chen Yongquan: Yes.

Li Jindou: Recently, there is an ellipsis circulating in our society.

Chen Yongquan: What is ellipsis?

Li Jindou: Very general.

Chen Yongquan: Oh, can you give me an example?

Li Jindou: Yes, you often hear people say that "five stresses and four beauties" and "three loves" are a good ellipsis.

Chen Yongquan: Yes, it keeps a lot of contents.

Li Jindou: Yes, but I want to remind all the friends present that the ellipsis must be used accurately.

Chen Yongquan: Oh.

Li Jindou: If people don't understand, they will make jokes.

Chen Yongquan: Really?

Li Jindou: Yes, we stayed in a hotel on business the other day. Generally, this community is handled in this way. As for myself, I'll wait beside after filling out the registration card.

Chen Yongquan: Uh, I'm waiting to arrange a room.

Li Jindou: You moved in as soon as the waiter called you. The first waiter picked up the registration card and began to make a phone call.

Chen Yongquan: What do you call it?

Li Jindou: Mr. Shi, Deputy Manager of Foreign Trade Department and Director of Public Relations Department of Zhejiang Branch of China Legal Affairs Department. Oh, my God.

Chen Yongquan: Haha, it's long enough for me to catch my breath.

Li Jindou: The second waiter saw that it was too much trouble.

Chen Yongquan: Yes.

Li Jindou: Listen carefully.

Chen Yongquan: Hmm.

Li Jindou: He is going to use ellipsis.

Chen Yongquan: How does he use it?

Li Jindou: Attention, do you have anything from Beizhong?

Chen Yongquan: What unit is this?

Li Jindou: Beijing Heavy Machinery Factory.

Chen Yongquan: Oh, this is very useful.

Li Jindou: Angang.

Chen Yongquan: Angang.

Li Jindou: Zhu Ying.

Chen Yongquan: Zhujiang Film Studio.

Li Jindou: Here it is.

Chen Yongquan: Where is it?

Li Jindou: Oh, Huai Yun's.

Chen Yongquan: Ah, I'm pregnant. How can I be pregnant?

Li Jindou: Where is Huaiyun? Hey, that old man.

Chen Yongquan: Huh? husband

Li Jindou: Aren't you from Huaiyun?

Chen Yongquan: Ah, is any old man pregnant?

Li Jindou: Girl, I'm not pregnant. I'm from Huailai Transportation Company.

Chen Yongquan: Oh.

Li Jindou: Yes, if you come to our place, you will be called Huaiyun.

Chen Yongquan: Ah, oh, the name of the person who came to the transportation company is Huai Yun.

Li Jindou: Yes.

Chen Yongquan: How about this one from Huailai Tire Factory?

Li Jindou: Then it's called a pregnant baby.

Chen Yongquan: Well, is that more like it?

Li Jindou: Iron pot.

Chen Yongquan: Iron pot? Why is there an iron pot?

Li Jindou: He is from Tieling Boiler Factory.

Chen Yongquan: Oh, I see.

Li Jindou: Under the iron pot, above the dragon drawer.

Chen Yongquan: Yes, the steamer should be on the wok.

Li Jindou: What is an iron cage?

Chen Yongquan: Cage matching.

Li Jindou: What?

Chen Yongquan: Isn't this a steamer?

Li Jindou: This dragon drawer belongs to Longkou Bed Drawer Factory.

Chen Yongquan: Who can hear you clearly?

Li Jindou: Please bring the steamed stuffed bun in.

Chen Yongquan: Well, the steamed stuffed bun is on the drawer. The next step is to eat.

Li Jindou: What's for dinner?

Chen Yongquan: This steamed stuffed bun?

Li Jindou: This steamed stuffed bun is from Baotou Zimukou Factory.

Chen Yongquan: Oh, I see.

Li Jindou: From the graduate school.

Chen Yongquan: Huh?

Li Jindou: From the graduate school.

Chen Yongquan: Why do people still go to the toilet?

Li Jindou: Ah, this is from Shanghai Institute of Surveying and Mapping.

Chen Yongquan: Well, that sounds awkward.

Li Jindou: Ah, attention, passengers. In order to save time, I will arrange everyone's accommodation in a unified way.

Chen Yongquan: OK.

Li Jindou: Please go to your room.

Chen Yongquan: Hmm.

Li Jindou: Attention, those who have surgery will go to the fifth floor, those who have surgery will go to the third floor, those who have delay will go to the basement, and those who commit suicide will go to the single room.

Chen Yongquan: Well, none of these four people were spared. Can you stand it? What a mess!

Li Jindou: Actually, it's not chaotic.

Chen Yongquan: What unit is this?

Li Jindou: I tell you, Kaifeng Tool Factory operated on it.

Chen Yongquan: Where are the torturers?

Li Jindou: It was Shangyao Model Factory, Kailuan Enamel Factory. Self-control pesticide plant committed suicide.

Chen Yongquan: Well, who can understand this?

Li Jindou: There is a Shanghai crane factory sitting next to it.

Chen Yongquan: Yes.

Li Jindou: After listening to this, I took my wallet and ran away.

Chen Yongquan: What is he running for?

Li Jindou: If he doesn't run, he will be hanged.

Chen Yongquan: Well, I'm scared.

Li Jindou: Don't say that a young friend hasn't left yet, just waiting there happily.

Chen Yongquan: Where does he come from?

Li Jindou: From Sanlian Bookstore.

Chen Yongquan: Why doesn't this go?

Li Jindou: He is waiting to call his uncle.

Chen Yongquan: Cough.