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What is there to write about the content of childhood embarrassment?
When I was eight years old, my father bought an exquisite little alarm clock from the supermarket on my birthday night. He also told me to cherish time and that time is money. I nodded. Later, I found this little green alarm clock looks beautiful. According to my father, "time is money". I'm going to take the newly bought alarm clock apart with tools to see if I have any money. So I looked for tools everywhere, and I looked everywhere I could, but I still couldn't find the screwdriver. When I was in a hurry, I pretended to ask my father, and of course my father told me. I quickly started my "treasure hunt" with a screwdriver. I haven't seen a trace of money since I took it apart for a long time, so I quickly went to ask my father, "Dad, you said time is money. Why didn't I see a penny after I took the alarm clock apart?" Dad was reading a newspaper at that time, and he said slowly, "Silly boy, of course I can't see the money." But after a while, my father suddenly woke up and said, "Did you remove the alarm clock? !” I nodded: "Hmm." "Have pity on the alarm clock that I bought for more than ten dollars! !” Dad said lovingly. At that time, I said casually, "If the alarm clock dies, it will die. Get a new one!" Dad wanted to get angry, but he couldn't bear to, because I was still young and ignorant. He was really in distress situation when he saw this scene.
it's really interesting to think about it now, and I can't forget it!
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