Classic jokes for learning English

Classic jokes for learning English

1. The English teacher asked a student, "What does "How are you" mean?

Student I thought how is it, you is you, so I answered? How is it you?

The teacher got angry and asked another classmate: What does "How old are you" mean?

This classmate thought I want to say: Why is it always you? ?

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2. An international student in the United States wants to take the international driving license test. During the exam, because I was too nervous, I saw the marking on the ground to turn left.

He asked worriedly: turn left?

The invigilator answered: right.

So he immediately turned right.

I’m sorry that he will only come back next time.

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3. Female: Say? I love you?, say it, come on! say it!

Male: It!

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4. The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Time is money and asked the students to translate it.

A student replied: Tom is Mary. ?

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5. It is said that one day in a certain month of a certain year, three sharp archers gathered together to compete with each other. The target was an apple on the head of a servant ten feet away.

A Divine Arrow held the bow in his hand and fired a long shot. With a whoosh, the sharp arrow hit the apple. A raised his chin proudly, showed a thumb and said: "I AM Hou Yi!"

B The sharp archer followed the script and shot the apple. This time he shouted arrogantly: " I AM Cupid!"

It was C's turn. He also drew his bow and shot a sharp arrow! It hit the servant's heart. I heard him stammering for a long time before uttering: "I...I...I...AM...SORRY..."

Note by Jodie: He said it in a Spanish accent here Sorry, fat is more interesting;