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Sweat teasing

On the road, while riding the traffic lights, I will glance at all kinds of information. When I read the news of Tik Tok's circle of friends, I will see the news released by my friends. It's a cotton undershirt with a wet neckline, and some fitness equipment, with three words, for a long time.

It should be a gym in the background, and there are two young people playing next to it. The word "long time no see" mostly refers to sweat, because the sweat stains in the first picture are close-ups.

I'm still moving bricks, and I have to cross a river called the Yangtze River to get to the Wangs' house on the other side, mostly in the middle of the night.

I can't help laughing internally, and I really want to leave a reply. Does the gym have air conditioning in this hot day of 37 degrees and 8 degrees?

Because there was no air conditioner in the car, I felt my underwear, and it was wet before I got home, so I couldn't cover it.

My underwear has been soaked with sweat since I moved bricks in the morning. Under normal circumstances, it will be wet before going home to take a shower. In the hot summer, I was basically wrapped in sweat all day, greasy and slippery, dusty and slightly itchy.

Occasionally make room to wipe your face and arms with a towel, so that the towel can wring out the water, and the towel soaked with sweat is also greasy and sweaty.

I will drink a lot of water, but I don't have to pee.

My underwear is wet and dry, dry and wet, several times. There is a saying in Yan city called "dripping water on the egg hair", which is roughly my situation. Therefore, my underwear has been wet, and it is definitely not because of urinary incontinence.

I still remember a colleague named Gao Changbing who came back from Sichuan in a trailer on a hot summer day. It took him 10 to have a problem. He went to the hospital to see a doctor. What's the problem? The cause of scrotal ulceration is simple. Sweat wet his underwear, and he loves to wear tight briefs. The scrotum is soaked in salt water all day, which has physical and chemical damage.

The reason why I can still remember this joke for so many years is because I really haven't heard of scrotal ulceration again. I don't think it is common. !

Actually, it's not just me or Gao Changbing whose underwear is wet. Maybe it's not just Gao Changbing who is rotten. I don't think it's a glorious thing to rot that thing, and there is little publicity, right? !

Pull this egg, just to watch others send a dynamic, wet shirt neckline dynamic close-up. I dare to guess that this friend mostly came out of the air-conditioned room, got into the car with air conditioning, arrived at the club with air conditioning, and exercised on the equipment for an hour with great interest.

Then she was surprised to find herself sweating! What a magical thing this is, you must take photos and send them to your circle of friends to show off.

In the comment section, she said that she forgot to put on dry clothes.

I really don't know what quick-drying clothes are. If you have quick-drying underwear, I'm interested.

I think of the wet underwear I took off at night and two pubic hairs floating in the muddy bath water in the bathtub. Most of them failed to endure the sweat day and night and became deserters.

I remember feeling that their surfaces were as greasy as Otawa's and mine. If they are buried next to plants, they will be good fertilizer, so I really snickered.

I'm still used to sleeping in a room without air conditioning. There is air conditioning in high temperature, and cold can easily invade my body. Calm down, naturally cool.

About whether there are quick-drying underwear ... forget it, if there is no sweat irrigation, those curly hair may not be as shiny as it is now.