Cold jokes in the circle of friends

Ten years later, you didn't marry me ... ""That's too bad for us. It's really a shame. "

Can I kiss your aj? I don't know why this passage is popular. I have nothing, but I must have a pair of aj.

3. It is said that soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of horizontal, and horizontal is afraid of death. But how come these are useless in the glory of the king? I gave it all.

15 head, why are you not afraid of me?

There are two kinds of people in the world: 0.0-0, of which 0 is long, 0 is good, 0 is good, 0.0-0 is long, 0 is difficult and 0 is ugly.

5. Who says you have no perseverance? Why not stay single?

More than ten years?

I asked my girlfriend, "Of all the outstanding boys in the world, why did you choose me?" My girlfriend said, "Because excellent boys look down on me."

If you earn 10,000 yuan a month and want to buy a house of 100 square meter in Shenzhen, it doesn't matter. You can set a small goal first: for example, I will pass first.

500 years.

8. Inpatient infusion last week. Time flies when playing mobile games. When I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I panicked and shouted, "Waiter, it's full!" "

If you don't fall in love with me, please recommend me to people around you, in case you meet someone who is blind and has nothing to say to me.

10. I can take my luggage upstairs by myself. Add your own clothes when you are cold. When you have a fever, you can stick to your work and take an injection by car after work. I'm afraid of disturbing others and don't like complaining. A harmless woman like me really deserves to be single all her life.

I tell you, if you don't work hard now and step into the society in the future, you can't fight for your parents, you can only fight for Pinduoduo.

12. There is really no coat like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll up your pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

13. Being rich and humiliating is a male god. Being rich and ashamed is called a husband. Being ashamed of having no money is called Lan Yan. As for poverty and shame, I'm sorry you are a good person ... what a painful understanding. ......

14. Today, someone said I was handsome, and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! As a result, a flash of lightning came down, and God said, You are a liar!

15. Most people can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well, feel wrong and eat too much.

16. Some people say that I am single. That's interesting. Aren't we all one body? Are you special?

17. I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

18. God closed the door for you. When he forgets to open the window for you, you can open the ceiling yourself.