Small jokes in English conversation between China people and foreigners.

Some people learn English, "how" means "How", "are" means "Yes" and "you" means "You".

So "How are you?" How are you? ; Because "old" is "old"

So "How old are you?" Why is it always you?

There is also a misunderstanding among foreigners:

A lady hired a decoration company to decorate the floor of her house. She warned the decorator: "You should move this dining table with special care, because it belongs to Louis XIV (French emperor), which can be interpreted as:" 14, it will return to Louis. " )。 "

One of the workers nodded and said to her, "Don't be sad. If I don't pay the balance on Friday, my living room will be completely decorated, and I will return to Sears on 16. (My whole set of living room furniture will be returned to Sears Department Store on 16) "