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Funny quotations about entertaining yourself.
Perhaps the best love in the world is that you like him and he likes you, but you are not together.
Why are your face, your smile and your eyes on your head?
4. Every time I talk to you about some topics that even I feel bored, I just want to talk to you more.
Seabirds fall in love with fish by accident.
6. The so-called "all poisons do not invade" is just numbness.
7. Life is really colorful, but it turns black when I mix it together.
I would rather be a fool all my life than experience the desolation of this world. . .
9. You met someone. Then your life will change forever.
10. If he really loves you, you can be any kind of woman. If he doesn't love you enough, you need to be a comprehensive woman.
1 1. It is over. You don't care about me either. I am a dog.
12. Choose not to know people you shouldn't know. If you don't shout pain, you may not feel anything. No need, not necessarily not expected.
13. Dependence is terrible. Once you are trapped, once that person leaves, you will feel that life is short of oxygen and you can't breathe.
14. The so-called boudoir like a pig means buying a pair of shoes with the same feet.
15. I obviously want to say that it is better to miss when we meet, but I am trying to convince myself that it is better to miss when we meet.
16. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in the movies.
17. I've seen people who have lived together for a long time, but I've never seen people who are as loving as ever.
18. My world doesn't need too many people to understand. Ok if you understand it!
19. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?
20. Some people will blow you away, even if you turn to dust for them.
2 1. An honest enemy is better than a hypocritical friend.
22. Later, we all got well, and no one thought of anyone.
23. I still miss you, but I can't let go of some memories.
24. Because we are too young, breaking up is an inverse proposition that we have to do.
25. It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.
I'm sad. You ask me why I'm sad. What I'm afraid of is saying what I'm afraid of.
27. You keep saying that you are sorry for me, but you are still very free and easy, so that you can be worthy of me.
28. I am too expensive Do you pay by installment?
Worst of all, we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.
30. The Spring Festival is about adults playing mahjong and children playing everywhere. What's the shame of not having something like us?
3 1. As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.
32. Xiansen, please take your hand away. Really, it stained my clothes.
33. Those who don't prepare lucky money for their daughter-in-law are not good men.
34. I'm not a genius because I haven't worn Finch's diaper.
35. I cried my eyes out, but you floated up and tears drowned you.
36. All people trapped by love are idiots. The key is to find the key to the prison.
37. I already have you in my heart, no matter how good I am, I don't want it.
38. No matter how uncomfortable it is, as long as you approve, everything will disappear.
39. There is a long road called dream and a high wall called reality in the world.
40. Not conspicuous enough. Not radical enough. Not arrogant enough. Because I have always been an ordinary and safe "woman".
4 1. My forbearance and understanding finally became an excuse for some people to push their luck.
42. No matter how it ends, I still love you, and I will never change.
43. No matter how arrogant people are, they are walking on thin ice in front of their own weaknesses.
No matter what happens, it should not be a reason for us to give up! .
45. The most distressing thing is that my parents said to me: After you leave, let's eat casually.
46. Love is when you stab me with a knife. I smiled at you and said it was a good thing I didn't come near my heart.
47. The consequence of thinking is to push yourself to despair.
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