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Various allegorical sayings! Be funny! It better be about pigs!

Pouring pig's trotters without soy sauce: pig's head in Baiti (hoof) Chenghuang Temple: owner eats pig's chin: likes to eat pork with his mouth to chant Buddhist scripture: false good man nails pig's knife: be quick, evil wolf bites lame pig: bully the weak and fear hard to starve the pig's head: hungry pig occupies the wooden trough: pig who refuses to bleed: fat pig gets down and runs into butcher's house: the fat pig delivered to the door runs into butcher's house: he is dead. The old pigeon landed on the pig's back: one is better than the other (figuratively speaking, one is worse than the other). Tigers and pigs were born: evil stupid old sow ate discus: mouth shut. Old sow eats bowl: full of words (porcelain) Old sow fights: Old sow fights without words: Just let old sow fight with cow: Old sow walks around the garden with her face open: Old sow fights with cow, her life is open: Old sow climbs stairs: Old sow chases rabbits: Old harrier falls on pigs without breathing: She only sees others' black, but can't see her own black (metaphor I steal pigs and cows: each generation is better than the next. I buy a pig head for two dollars: I buy a pig head for two dollars: I buy a pig head for two dollars: I lose money. I rushed to the wild pig forest: I saved my life. Lu had a big fight in the wild pig forest: the crude sack contained pigs: I can't tell black from white. I don't know the pig barking: I groan blindly. I hang a pig' unnecessary' sow's ear: soft (figuratively speaking, it is easy to be moved or shaken) sow's ear: soft sow destroys the wall: random arch (figuratively speaking, it stirs up right and wrong) sow pry melon vines: random arch sow suspects rice bran: abnormal sow gets into the cornfield: find a way to eat sticks and close the pigsty: unreliable beggar raises pigs: wild boar that has never been expected in a thousand years: tiger's food (figuratively speaking, it is somebody else's goods sooner or later) 3000 You can eat) and buy a pig's head: that is, you can buy a pig's head for three yuan with one mouth: that is, you can kill a pig with one mouth (metaphorically speaking) without blowing: it is unnecessary to kill a pig gradually (the fire is fading away): first fry it to see if there are any roadblocks to kill a pig: everyone is worried about killing a pig and cutting off their ears: killing a pig is not the key: searching for the stomach, killing a pig and stabbing their ass: each has his own knife and killing it with a pencil sharpener. Pigs in the pigsty: dead pigs of the same color are not afraid of scalding; dead mice are not cold to touch; pigs are fed in the tank; pig trotters are picked one by one; pigs are shaved with pariah knives to kill pigs; pigs in slaughterhouses are cut out to scrape ridges and repair pigsty; pigs are slaughtered and swallowed pig bile to chew coptis chinensis; pigs are hung under the eaves one by one, but: the little wife buys pig offal. My pig: I have to get a knife and a boar's head as a tribute: two pigs are hypocritically in a trough, buckwheat: two pigs eat with guns, and the pig that kills crops: I eat by blowing the wind. Wife: I am willing to work hard. Pig Bajie is not immortal: Pig Bajie's mouth is not delicious. Coptis chinensis: Pig Bajie's mouth is bitter to eat ginseng fruit: Pig Bajie's mouth is bitter to eat pig crying: Pig Bajie is a self-mutilation hero: it's just that Pig Bajie is happy with his ear nail mouth. Ugly Pig Bajie's Martial Arts: Beating Pig Bajie's Mouth: Self-admiring Pig Bajie's Fall into Kaleidoscope: Ugly Pig Bajie's Eyes: The Arch of Ugly and Evil Pig Bajie: Advanced Pig Bajie's Mouth Crossing the Flame Mountain: Throwing Pig Bajie into the Daughter Country: Seeing her Eyes, Pig Bajie entered the Slaughterhouse: Contributing herself to Pear: What gods eat, Pig Bajie worships Buddha: Heart to heart to heart to buy pig liver:: Which way is this to sell jelly? : There are not many samples. It tastes great. Pig eight quit to thirty-six: not pretty. Pig eight quit to play tricks: hit a rake and throw a mirror: afraid of exposing ugliness. Pig Bajie learns from the West: half-hearted, blind: afraid of showing his face. Pig Bajie wants to marry a daughter-in-law: he is wishful thinking. Pig Bajie Xiao's daughter-in-law: He is willing to marry: Black Pig Bajie looks in the mirror: He demands embarrassment. Pig Bajie takes a picture: he asks for embarrassment (see pig's large intestine: can't lift the pig's head: can't die stealing pig urine bubbles: the plot is heavy. The pig woman eats the coating: eats the camel in the pigsty: highlights the pork soup and takes a bath: the pig's trotters are so tired. No salt: pigs with (bright) horns (feet) arch forward, and chickens live after counting: each has its own doorway. Brush bristles: dig loach in the mouth of a thick and hard pig: it's a pig, and it can't be dug out after death.