A cold joke about brain teasers

1. Why is Panasonic not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because abcda is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

4. What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

5. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

6. What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

7. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8. 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

9. How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

How much is 10, white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

1 1. Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

12. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".