Humor in daily jokes

Humor in daily life: children say parents: XX's parents never criticize him and always take him to the streets to play. XX is really happy. It's not like you. You don't take me out to play, but you always criticize me Besides letting me study, let me study. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Humor in daily life: doomed to miss the goddess ... humor in daily life 1, Lao Wang went to the physical examination and found that there was something wrong with his lungs.

My wife was angry when I came back: I told you to quit smoking early, but you just didn't quit. From today, you are not allowed to smoke. ?

Lao Wang bowed his head and said nothing. His wife thought about it, and then said, it's hard for you to quit right away. Tell you what, you can go to the kitchen with me to learn to cook. On the one hand, it can help me, on the other hand, it can smell the oil smoke to relieve hunger. ?

Lao Wang had no choice but to follow.

A colleague who smokes heard that Lao Wang quit smoking, so he came to ask for advice.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lao Wang's red eye circle and immediately enlightened me with regret. I said, brother, if you don't smoke, you won't have to cry every day. Look at this jealous rabbit! ?

Lao Wang said:? Alas, I was smoked when I was cooking in the kitchen. ?

Colleagues asked in surprise:? Cooking won't make you red-eyed. ?

Lao Wang said with a smile: I don't turn on the range hood when I cook. . . ?

2, Liu good wine, almost every drink will be drunk. One day, he drank too much again and came home drunk.

The wife asked angrily:? I told you to drink only two small glasses. Why do you always overdo it?

Lao Liu:? How many times have I told you that I can't count? ?

One night, the wife found her husband standing by the baby's bed looking at the child, and she looked at him silently. The husband stared at the sleeping baby with his head down, and his face was mixed with various emotions: disbelief, uncertainty, joy, surprise, infatuation and doubt.

She was moved by this rare emotional expression, and her eyes were full of tears. She hugged her husband and said, I know what you are thinking! ?

He replied:? It's amazing! I can't figure out how anyone can make such a great crib and only sell it in 300 yuan. ?

Humor 1, a man is walking on the road, and a beautiful woman catches up with him and greets him. Hello! ?

The man has never seen this woman before, and he doesn't know how to answer at the moment.

Just then, the woman realized that she had mistaken me for someone else and apologized at once. Sorry, I just saw your back and thought you were one of my fathers! ?

Today, my wife came home and said calmly: I am pregnant. ,

The husband scolded a little too excitedly and said, Holy shit, are you pregnant? ! ?

The wife replied with a straight face: the process goes without saying.

Husband plays cards every day and often goes out at night.

The wife was very angry and said, if you do this again, I will take a man home for the night. ?

Husband:? Whatever! But you should be careful not to pull my card friend. ?

On the wedding night, the groom looked at the bride's body and couldn't help admiring: It's beautiful, baby. Every line of yours is so perfect. I should hire a sculptor to carve you. ?

Suddenly, someone knocked at the door. Groom:? who is it?

Outside:? I'm a sculptor who lives next door to you. ?

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