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I heard that drug abuse is not illegal in America, right?

It is illegal to take drugs in America. Drug abuse is illegal not only in the United States, but also in any country in the world.

The United States Drug Enforcement Administration is affiliated to the United States Department of Justice. From the English name, it seems to be the Food and Drug Administration of China. In fact, drugs here mainly refer to illegal drugs, such as drugs, and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is the real equivalent of China's drug administration. The United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) is very powerful and well-equipped. There are 265,438+0 branches and 227 offices in the United States, and 86 foreign offices in 62 other countries, with 65,438+00,8965,438+0 employees (2006 data). Its terms of reference include: investigating related criminal acts, monitoring related criminal activities, and secretly infiltrating drug trafficking groups. This institution enjoys unique privileges. According to the agreements between the United States and some countries, such as Mexico (after 9 1 1, the plane of UNDCP can fly over the Mexican border to carry out tasks), it has the right to conduct investigations in these countries, which other police agencies in the United States do not have.

Article 250.5 of the American Model Criminal Code stipulates that "it is a crime to ingest alcoholic beverages, anesthetics or other drugs for purposes other than medical treatment, so that the state of public places is obviously affected, which is enough to endanger the health or property safety of oneself or others, or to make people nearby feel uneasy". 1986 article 5 of the new penalty clause of the drug administration law of the United States stipulates: "if a drug addict is fined less than 1000 dollars, the judge has the right to deprive him of most of the welfare benefits provided by his government."