Campus script! It’s about 1,200 words, preferably funny! For primary school use! Begging!

Ceramic pots and iron pots

Script (1)

Players: Rong Nan as the iron pot and the archaeological team, Kan Xuan as the pottery pot, Lu Jiayi as Narrator

Props: headdress, etc.

(Scene 1)

Narrator: There are two jars in the king’s kitchen, one is made of pottery and the other is made of iron of. The proud tin pot looks down on the clay pot and often laughs at it.

Tie: (arrogant) "Do you dare to touch me? Clay pot."

Tao Haiㄇ?椋?An Huanyao?剌value勋! ?BR>Tie: (Contemptuous) "I knew you didn't dare, you are a coward."

Tao: (Arguing) "Although I dare not touch you, I am not cowardly. We were born to People don’t come to hold things against each other. When it comes to holding things, I’m not necessarily any worse than you. Besides...”

Tie: (annoyed) “Shut up!” , What kind of onion are you! Just wait! You will be broken into pieces in a few days, but I will stay here forever and have nothing to fear."

Tao: (kindly) "Why do you say that? ? Let’s live in harmony! What’s there to argue about?”

Tie: (angry) “I feel ashamed to be with you. We’ll see. One day, I will smash you into pieces!"

Narration: The clay pot no longer pays attention to the iron pot...

(The iron pot quietly left, indicating that the oxidation has disappeared)

(Scene 2)

Narration: I don’t know how many years have passed, this place has become a wilderness, and an archaeological team came here.

Test: (surprised) "Hey, there is a jar here!"

Test: (happy) "Really, a clay pot!"

Kao: (praising) "What a beautiful jar!"

Kao: (nervously) "Be careful, don't break it!"

Tao: (excited) ) "Thank you! My brother's tin can is next to me. Please dig it out. It must be stuffy enough."

Test: "There is another tin can too!"

Dig quickly, dig quickly. ”

Narration: People immediately started to dig up the soil, turning over and over, but they couldn’t see the tin can. It turned out that the tin can had oxidized at some point...

(The actors come on stage for the curtain call)

Script (2)

Set: a shelf with some bottles and cans on it

Characters: clay pots, iron cans ( It can be performed by two classmates wearing masks), narration, archaeologist

Narrator: Once upon a time, in the king's royal kitchen, there were two pots, one made of iron and the other made of pottery. The iron pot was proud. Arrogant, Clay Pot is humble and tolerant. Look, the story begins.

Clay Pot: Hello everyone, I am Tin Pot; hello, I am Tin Pot. /p>

Narration: One day, Clay Pot fell asleep.

Clay Pot: (Snoring) Uh~uh~huh~huh

Iron Pot: Weather. It's so hot! Where's the smell? (The iron pot fanned his nose to find the smell) It seems to be coming from him (pointing to the clay pot). ) Hey! What do you put in the clay pot? Show it to me.

(The clay pot lowers its head and shows it to the iron pot) Yeah, dripping sauerkraut. (Throw it away, angry.) ) I step on it, I step on it, oh!

Ceramic pot: Don’t step on it! This is the king’s favorite food! Pick it up, wash it, and put it in.

Clay Pot put the sauerkraut in and fell asleep again)

Tie Pot: (loudly) Do you dare to touch me? Smelly Clay Pot!

Clay Pot: (humbly) You don’t dare, Brother Tin Can.

I knew you didn’t dare, you coward. Touching you is not cowardly. We are here to hold things for others. When it comes to holding things, I am not necessarily worse than you...

Tie Can: (Angrily, loudly) Stop. Mouth, you dare to compare with me? Go away!

Cao Gu: Oh, what's the point of arguing?

Tin Can: (from pretending to smile to getting angry) Living in harmony with you makes me hear the funniest joke in my life.

It is my shame to live in harmony with you!

Cao Gu: You are really unreasonable. I will ignore you.

......

Narration: Suddenly, one day, the army of Harry Potter was about to attack the palace where the king lived. At this time, the two jars...

Clay jar: Ah~ha~ha~ha... (yawning lazily) Why is it so quiet? It's almost crazy. I'll go see what's going on.

Squeak~squeak~squeak~squeak (the sound of opening the window)

Narration: Suddenly there was a "cooing" sound from a distance.

The clay pot: The tin pot told me that this was the sound of an elephant, which was bad! Elephant dung is very smelly. What would we do if it happened in our country? Take another look.

(Clay Pot looked out the window and saw that it was not an elephant, but the army of Harry Potter Kingdom) Oh, what if it was the army of Harry Potter Kingdom? Dead! Brother Tin Can, go to the toilet quickly! No, let’s call Brother Tin Can. Forget it, let’s not go. No, let’s call him. Brother Tin Can, go to the toilet quickly!

Tie Can: Go to the toilet to do it?

Tao: Go play in the toilet!

Tie: What’s so fun about the toilet?

Tao: No, it's that ------ Harry Potter ------ Potter ------ the special country's army ------ the army is coming .

Tie: What is Harry Potter country?

Tao: It’s the Panpan jelly bar, the cool QQ one, the slippery one!

Tie: What! The army of Harry Potter is here, why are you running here already?

Tao: What am I doing here? Run away!

Narration: The dynasty fell, the palace collapsed, and the two jars were left in a desolate place.

Tie: I run, I run, I run, run, run, the farther the better.

Narration: Suddenly, the tin can fell into a deep pit.

Tie: Ouch! It hurts me to death, what should I do?

Tao: Hey, brother Tin Can, where are you?

Iron: Clay pot, is that you?

Tao: Yes, why are you here?

Tie: I accidentally fell down, please pull me up!

Tao: Okay, but I have a request.

Tie: Tell me what you want!

Tao: Just live in harmony with me.

Tie: Okay! Pull me up quickly.

Tao: I’m going to work harder, hold on tight!

Tie: Try harder, you usually eat so much sauerkraut, and now you are so fat, you can’t even pull me up.

Tao: I’m already working hard!

Tie: (said silently) If you can't pull me down, I'd better pull you down! (The iron pot pulled the clay pot down)

Tao: Oops! How did you pull me down!

Tie: You are too stupid. What’s the use of eating so much! Now I don't even have my only savior!

Tao: I don’t want to do this either! It's you who are too heavy.

Narration: One day, it rained heavily. The iron can had a lid. What should I do with the clay pot?

Tie: Yo! It's raining. I'd better put the lid on.

Tao: What is this? Slimy! (The rain-stained soil fell into the mouth of the clay pot)

Tao: Brother Tin Jar, please help me!

Tie: Okay!

Narration: Suddenly a stone "fell from the sky" and separated him. Strange and strange, the stone grows bigger and bigger!

Tao: (Secretly speaking) What’s so strange! I didn’t bury it!

Narration: Time passed, and many years later, an archaeologist came.

Test: The weather is so hot! I'm so stupid! I was actually deceived by someone who said there were antiques here and a kingdom. Bah!

(The archaeologist was walking and tripped over a clay pot)

Test: Oops! My new pants, damn, who is there?

(He dug and dug, and found a moldy sauerkraut)

Test: What is it, (he tasted it), moldy sauerkraut! Then there must be vessels for holding things inside. I dig, I dig, I dig dig dig. Yo! It looks like a clay pot. I'll take it and wash it.

Tao: (He woke up) What, what, it’s raining again. No, it's the princess's perfume.

Ah, you kidnapped the princess!

Test: Okay, okay, let’s go to the museum!

Tao: I’m not going! I'm looking for Brother Tin Can, please help me dig up some.

Test: Okay! I dig, I dig, I dig dig dig!

(Said to the clay pot) Not found!

Tao: How could that happen? Let’s look for it again!

Test: I have searched hundreds of miles around. The iron can must be oxidized.

Tao: What is oxidation? Is it the kind of thing the king smokes?

Test: No, oxidation is something that rusts and slips away like water!

Tao: Woo——woo——woo, my tin can brother!

Actors: It turns out that the tin can is oxidized. This story tells us a truth: people should see their own shortcomings and pay more attention to the strengths of others, and don't be proud and complacent. Face your shortcomings.

Script (3)

Props: headdress, etc.

Narration: A long time ago, there were two jars in the king’s royal kitchen, one was made of pottery and the other Just iron. The proud tin pot looks down on the clay pot and often laughs at it.

Tie: (asked arrogantly) "Do you dare to touch me? Clay pot."

Tao: (replied humbly) "Don't dare, Sister Tie Pot."

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Tie: (more contemptuous) "I knew you didn't dare, you are a coward."

Tao: (arguing) "I really don't dare to touch you, but it's not cowardice. We are born It’s for people to hold things, not to bump into each other. I’m not necessarily any worse than you when it comes to holding things, besides...”

Tie: (annoyed) “Shut up! Onion, you dare to compare with me! Just wait! In a few days, you will be broken into pieces, but I will stay here forever and have nothing to fear."

Tao: "Why do you say that? What? Let’s live in harmony! What’s the point?” I'm going to smash you into pieces!"

Narration: The clay pot no longer pays attention to the iron pot. Time is passing, the dynasty has fallen, and the palace has collapsed! Two cans were left on the desolate site, covered in a thick layer of dregs and dust. Many years passed, and one day, people came here, dug through the thick sediment, and found the clay pot.

(The iron can left quietly, indicating that the oxidation has disappeared)

Test: (surprised) "Hey, there is a can here!"

Test: (Happy) "Really, a clay pot!"

Narration: He picked up the clay pot, took out the soil inside, and scrubbed it clean. It was as smooth, simple, and beautiful as when it was in the imperial kitchen. .

Kao: (with admiration) "What a beautiful jar! Be careful, don't break it! This is an ancient thing, very valuable."

Tao : (Excitedly) "Thank you! My sister's tin can is next to me, please dig it out."

Test: (immediately) Quick! Dig it out quickly!

Narration: But the archaeologists turned over and dug through the soil, but they could not find the iron can.

Kao: (Calls) Oops! How could I forget? The iron can has long been oxidized! (The actors come on stage for a curtain call)

"Smart Chicken and Stupid Little Wolf"

Editor's Note: Watch the animals fight wits and courage in life

Character: Chicken , Little Wolf

Scene: The woods in summer

A little chicken is looking for bugs to eat in the woods. Its feathers are golden yellow with black stripes.

The chicken found an earthworm beside a small tree. The chicken pecked the earthworm into two pieces and swallowed the earthworm in two parts. Singing:

"Chichi chi chi, chi chi chi, earthworms are so delicious, the grove is so beautiful." The chicken lowered its head to look for insects again.

Enter the little wolf (walking very slowly, often shaking, often blinking hard)

Little wolf: "Ouch, it hurts me so much. Damn tree , come to bully me too."

The little wolf hit a tree. Lift one front paw and rub your head. He whipped the tree that touched his head a few times with his tail.

Little Wolf: "I haven't eaten for two days. I can't see the road clearly. I keep bumping into each other. I always lose my temper. If I can't find anything to eat, I won't be able to walk."

Little Wolf wiped his tears.

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Little Wolf: "Who is singing?"

Little Wolf's eyes widened. Look around. Saw a chicken

Little Wolf: "A little chicken!" Little Wolf looked around again. "No one is watching it, haha, I found something to eat."

The wolf approached the chicken step by step.

Little Wolf: "Chicken, chicken, stop singing, cry, cry, because you met me, my stomach is so hungry, I want to eat you."

The little chicken didn't move: "Oh, little wolf, little wolf, don't eat wrong."

The little chicken stared at the little wolf with round eyes.

Little Wolf: "Did you eat by mistake? What happened if you ate by mistake?"

Little Wolf stared at the chicken with rounder eyes.

Chicken: "I'm not a chicken. I turned into a chicken to eat chickens. Didn't you see? I'm a little tiger. Look at my golden fur. , look at the black stripes on the feathers."

The chicken turned around to show the little wolf its feathers. Look around.

Chicken: "Mom and dad are not here, and my friends are not here. Only the big bad wolf is here. I am really scared to death."

The chicken stared with rounder eyes. Holding the little wolf.

Chicken: "See clearly? My feathers are exactly the same as those of a tiger."

Little Wolf: "See clearly, you are either a tiger or a relative of a tiger. I I don’t dare to eat you. If I eat you, tiger father, tiger mother, tiger grandpa, tiger grandpa, tiger grandma will not let me go.”

The little wolf stared at the little wolf with half-round eyes. Chicken, back away slowly.

The little wolf’s butt hit a tree. He stopped and stepped back, his eyes widening again.

"Why are you so small? As small as one of my ears."

Chicken: "I am a little tiger, the grandson of a tiger, so I am small. Just now, I You see a little brown rabbit running over there, go and eat it. You can catch it if you run so fast."

The chicken pointed with its wings. Opposite direction of home.

The wolf ran away in the direction pointed by the chicken. The chicken spread its wings and ran back home.

Little Wolf: "Where is the rabbit? I must have been fooled. Chicken liar, I must eat it."

Little Wolf turned around and ran back.

Little Wolf: "Chicken, come out, come out."

Little Wolf fell to the ground angry and hungry...