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If one works in a relative's unit, she is my sister and I am a man, but we have never met. When she saw me, she said, tell me not to embarrass her.

One of my favorite words

Can't sleep at night, turn over books. A breeze lifted my screen window and caressed my cheek, which was very pleasant. On the night of Tanabata, I asked my husband to go to a bar, and he actually asked me to ask another man out. Send to boyfriend: Today is Tanabata, China's Valentine's Day. Happy holidays to you and your loved ones! My wish to go to a bar didn't come true. I was confused in bed for a while and watched a movie.

The first paragraph seems to have nothing to do with the topic, but it is actually internally related. My favorite words are wind, charm, personable, affectionate, romantic, in the same boat, charm and so on. It is by no means the reason why I like the wind. Wandering wind is what I love. When that man uses the wandering wind, every time he sees the name related to following the wind, he is very kind. Therefore, themes and characters related to the wind often appear in my words, as if the wind has always been there.

Tian is my poetry friend, and my affection for him is also due to the wind, coupled with his seriousness and traditional moral concepts, so we have become good friends. I often say that he is hypocritical, probably because people who have stayed in officialdom for a long time have a smell that I don't like. I never hide my views and opinions, and I don't shy away from talking about his affectation. I just laughed off all my comments about him. I admire his quick thinking and quick reflection on poetry, which can keep up with my thinking and speed. So as long as I see a celebrity come in while chatting with him, I will start playing, and I won't give him a break. I know he is tired after writing all day, but I will never miss every opportunity to catch him and make a series of sentences. Before 2004, there was no humor or jokes in the class, but I also had a good time. Later, after a friend sent me a humorous joke, I realized how stupid I was. It doesn't make any sense to say those romantic sentences, and even my nerves didn't touch at once. So, don't play.

In fact, the wind is the most invisible and invisible, but the comfort and feeling brought by the wind are profound and unforgettable. Sandstorm is the anger of the wind, the stubbornness of the wind, the typhoon is the noise of the wind, and only the spring breeze is the gentleness of the wind. The wind in the field should be gentle, while the wandering wind is. Every name about the wind represents a personality. As for wandering wind, he should be the closest person in my life. My emotions touch his nerves. He will take care of my illness and death, but there is no poem between us. Wandering wind is a bohemian person, with wildness and hooliganism in his personality, and strong tolerance and endurance. Let me boss around in this garden and imagine some bizarre stories, but I never just laugh them off. I know he gave me a sky, so I used the keyboard as wings, and the words were the wind I borrowed, so I was carried by the wind, flying over the mountains of human thinking, flying over the imaginary space, and making up my life in surreal thoughts. I seem to be transformed into various winds by love, with different howls, whispers and shouts, sometimes whispering, sometimes hysterical, and sometimes cursing all over the street. I know this. I never consider myself a beautiful stone. I know I can't build a tall building, but I can build a small building and a disco paradise, so that people who like elegance can wander in a poetic room and those who like to vent their madness can pose freely in an indulgent space. All by personal choice.

There is no trace of sword wind, which has nothing to do with romance. The wind man is my imagination. In my illusion of words, he is as vivid as the real body. I don't know why every time I use a name, my heart keeps pulling away, pulling away from the personality wrapped in that name, and there is nowhere to go. I began to indulge in fragments of hallucinations. There are many pictures floating in the wind, constantly switching scenes and movies, and suddenly I think of the word movie. My eyes are often like movies, and my fingers beat with the dynamic pictures. I call this phenomenon intermittent amnesia, but there is a word in my nerves, thoughts and all my senses, wind. So Feng Nan, a Feng, Qin Feng, has nothing to do with the wind, and sends messages to Qingfeng. And many topics and characters are related to following the trend.

Wind, you are destined to be your favorite word in your life. I think I typed two words. Ah!

One of my favorite words

In China for 5,000 years, the Chinese character Qian Qian is inexhaustible, while Tao is inexhaustible. Among so many Chinese characters, I like the word "love" best. It makes me feel warm. This word symbolizes everything, such as the "love" of father, mother, teacher, classmates, friends, strangers and relatives. The days of June, like children's faces, change as they say. One moment the sky is clear in Wan Li, the other moment the dark clouds are rolling, and there is lightning and thunder. In an instant, dense raindrops fell and knocked on the glass window, and I went out through the glass window.

Looking around, the world is like a huge bead curtain hanging between heaven and earth, a blur. The rain fell on the opposite roof, splashing. The rain ran down the eaves and began to form a line like a broken bead. I have no mind to listen to the teacher because I didn't bring an umbrella. After school, some students left in raincoats and umbrellas. I was the only one standing in the corridor. I leaned against the wall tightly, watching my classmates fading away, hoping that the rain would stop soon! At this moment, Xue Chang turned around and saw my anxious appearance. He came over with an umbrella and said kindly, "Zhou Xingxing, let's go home with an umbrella!" " "good". I replied. Don't you think this is the meaning of the word "love"? Of course, it is also one of the words "love"! Once, I got sick with a fever in the middle of the night, and my tears were hidden in my eyes like an alarm clock. You can set it at any time. At this time, my mother heard my crying and ran to my room to hug me. It's past midnight after I finished intravenous drip 12. After my mother put me to bed, she was still with me. Tell me jokes and make me happy. This is of course a stroke of the word "love"! That night, because my mother was not at home, my father asked me to help him go downstairs to carry lobster. It was already deep at night. After eating lobster, I walked to my home in the alley. There is no moon and stars in the sky, and there is a street lamp in the distance in the alley, and the light is particularly weak. I walked into the darkness, and houses, telephone poles and small trees seemed to approach me like monsters. At this moment, footsteps of "winter, winter, winter" came from behind. Looking back, it was a figure. Trembling all over, I walked to the door with trepidation. "bang!" I don't know what I tripped over. One stumbled and fell, and his knee was bleeding. "Nothing!" The strange middle-aged man there said to me. "It doesn't matter!" I patted the dirt on my body and said with duplicity. "Let me take you home!" "Thanks, but no need!" "It's dangerous for girls not to go out at night!" "Oh, thank you." This uncle took me home. Isn't this a stroke of the word "love"? The world is full of love!

One of my favorite words

One person I admire is my friend and one of my big sisters. Her name is Kong Kaiwei. She is not outstanding, but she always wears a sweet smile and looks particularly kind and lovely. Sister Kong Kaiwei has almost all the advantages of an excellent student. What I admire most is her study. She studies very well. No matter in Olympics, computer, composition or other aspects, she is excellent in every subject, and she is also good at talking. She likes studying very much. She is also in No.12 Middle School. She is a student in a special math class, so she is particularly interested in math. Junior high school will leave a lot of homework every day, but she still insists on doing some Olympic math problems every day. She often goes to bed at eleven or twelve in the evening and gets up early in the morning. She is very tired. Before, I thought her parents forced her to do it, but later I learned that she asked for it herself. I see. Kong Kaiwei said before that doing problems is a pleasure. Being able to do more questions is also an improvement of your knowledge. Although he was very tired, he gained a lot. Not only that, she studies very hard. On her birthday, she agreed to let our friends wait for her in the morning and then go to her house to play. It didn't ring until two o'clock in the afternoon. It can't be that our family is ruined, so I give them extra typing. It turns out that Kong Kaiwei arranged some questions for himself before typing at ten o'clock in the morning. I didn't expect the topic to be difficult, so I wanted to play after writing it. I didn't expect to write them ... although we waited all morning in vain, I also saw her seriousness and had to admire her. Kong Kaiwei is particularly open-minded and tolerant to his friends. Once, she borrowed some money from me and didn't pay it back for a long time. I am in a hurry, but I can't find her. I thought she wanted to default, so I spoke ill of her behind her back. Later, my friend told me that it was over when it reached Kong Kaiwei's ear. She will definitely ignore me in the future. Sure enough, after several days, she didn't call me. I'm too bored to stay at home alone. I want to go out, but I'm afraid I'll accidentally run into her. She talked about me in the street, which was embarrassing. So I stayed at home. Just then, I suddenly received a letter from Kong Kaiwei asking me to come out and meet her. Before we met, I thought she would definitely say something about me. Unexpectedly, as soon as we met, she first said "I'm sorry" and gave me back every penny of the money, and I stood there. I asked, "What about the fact that I spoke ill of you behind your back?" Seeing me say this, she quickly took my hand and said, "The past is over, let's go and play." She took my hand and ran to the stadium. Since then, I have never spoken ill of her, and I have become generous to my friends. She has much to admire. She is trustworthy, generous and helpful ... It is not easy to make such good friends in life. I will cherish this friendship. I will follow her example and learn from her. Some of the people I admire most worship Cristiano Ronaldo, who is all-powerful on the football field; Some people admire Beethoven, a musician who can play countless beautiful music; Some people admire Lu Xun, who is knowledgeable; Some people admire ... but I admire an ordinary English girl. Guess why? Words have to start from last year's world-class disaster-the Indian Ocean tsunami. In Puma Island, a tourist resort in Thailand, an English girl and her mother followed a tour group to visit. One day, the weather was fine, and the little girl and her mother went swimming in the blue waves. Just as they were having fun, the little girl found many dead fish floating to the shore. At the same time, bubbles appeared on the water from time to time, and the tide receded far away. The little girl remembered a tsunami open class at school not long ago. The teacher said that all the signs before the tsunami were completely consistent with the current phenomenon. The little girl told her mother anxiously, "Mom, the tsunami seems to be coming soon. Tell everyone to run!" " Her mother was a little skeptical at first, but after listening to her daughter, she shouted, "The tsunami is coming, run!" Everyone ran away! " After listening to my mother's advice, everyone went ashore and fled to places far away from the sea, but some people were still picking up colorful shells by the sea, unaware that death had quietly approached them. The little girl saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, so she went up to persuade. After her unremitting efforts, those people finally listened to her persuasion and went ashore. The little girl is right Sure enough, after a while, the tsunami came. The waves are getting higher and higher, and in an instant, the houses by the sea are swallowed up by the tsunami. People are doomed when they are at the seaside! I admire her for saving so many people! I admire her for applying the knowledge in class to daily life! I admire her for being so calm in such a dangerous situation! I admire her ... 3 Speaking of the person I admire most, that is Miss Chen, the Chinese teacher in our class. You asked me why I chose Mr. Chen among so many old teachers. Of course, this is not because I don't admire other teachers. I also admire other teachers, because teachers teach us what they have learned, and I admire all teachers. However, Mr. Chen's unique way of education is different, which makes our classmates who didn't like Chinese become fond of Chinese, and those who like Chinese become more fond of Chinese. This is also the reason why I admire Mr. Chen most. Let me introduce Mr. Chen to you. Teacher Chen's face is round, sharp but not sharp, which is very beautiful. Teacher Chen's nose is very high, and she looks noble with a pair of glasses. Together with that sky-blue dress, it is perfect. Her eyes are bright and bright. The mouth is very small and delicate. When Mr. Chen first came to our class, the math teacher said that this teacher's teaching method is very unique, so you must study hard. This sentence makes me think that Miss Chen is fierce, but I was deeply impressed by her in the first class. Her class made me feel that time passed quickly and the class was over soon, because we were all very happy in her class. I remember once in class, he asked us to read the text aloud, and we did as she said. Because we used to sit in our seats and read aloud, she said after reading, "Little friend, don't you know what reading is?" We argued and said, "Yes, of course. Just sit in your own work and read the text. " She said, "Of course not. You don't have to sit alone in your seat to study. You can also leave your seat to find your good friends and partners. If you don't want to find friends and partners, you can leave your seat and study while walking. Isn't this much more interesting? " Later, we read aloud according to the teacher's method, not only learned something, but also corrected our wrong pronunciation. Isn't it the best of both worlds? The teacher's reading method is really good. Teacher Chen, you are really a good teacher worthy of our admiration!