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Bulma's husband in Dragon Ball is Vegeta?

Vegeta and Bulma's emotional analysis report "Dragon Ball" is a bloody fighting cartoon. Love is not the theme of Dragon Ball comics, but there are still many lovers in it, including the perfect match, such as the Monkey King and Kiki (I mean Kiki who just got married. Although Kiki later became a bitch, she was still amazing when she was not married. ), and Sun Wufan and Videl. There are also seemingly out of place, and the more you look at it, the more strange it is. Of course, Kobayashi and 18 are the first couple. They all look like the Dragon Ball version of Tu and Deng Chanyu, or Wang and Hu Sanniang. Ha ha, just kidding, our Xiaolin's character is much better than those petty characters in those two classic works. (Whether Toriyama Akira thinks he is so pitiful, he will use a one-off emotional analysis report of Vegeta and Bulma to compensate. MyNo. 18, my idol, is really a flower inserted on that XD) The second one I don't understand is Vegeta and Bulma. Of course, this couple is absolutely perfect for each other, which makes people wonder how they got together. To tell the truth, when Torankusu told me his life story, my reaction was the same as that of the Monkey King. I was really shocked. Did I hear you right? Vegeta and Bulma have a child? It sounds like a scene that can only be seen in a spoof cartoon, but it actually appears in a serious cartoon in Toriyama Akira.

Vegeta, who didn't meet the Monkey King, was depressed. In his cold mind, there is only destruction and killing. His man Latiz was killed by piccolo on the distant earth, but he was cynical about Latiz. From destruction to even further, get along with his companion Na Ba. When Na Ba was badly wounded by angry the Monkey King, he not only turned a deaf ear to Na Ba's plea, but even killed him with inhuman hands. You know, Saiyan is killing him now. Dodoria told Vegeta the truth about the extinction of Vegeta planet, which was expected to cause his mood ups and downs, but Vegeta showed unexpected coldness, and even Dodoria was startled. You know Dodoria is also a cold-blooded person, even children and old people can kill people without blinking an eye. Kobayashi's evaluation of Vegeta is that he is not a man like Piccolo. He has no humanity and no feelings. This evaluation can be described as appropriate. As we all know, the legendary super Thayer brolly killed his father without blinking an eye when he wanted to give up on himself and run for his life alone. In my opinion, if Vegeta were in that environment, he would definitely do it.

But it sounds like a fantasy that such a heartless person will get married and have children on earth and have his own family. Vegeta on another planet is lonely. Having lost all his relatives, the world seems to have only left him with self-esteem that almost suffocates him. So he has always been a loner, and his facial expression is extremely cold. However, all this changed after meeting the Monkey King. He met the relationship and emotion that he really yearned for. Many people think he is affected, but I don't think so. I think this is what he really expects. Mr Toriyama Akira may like the role very much, so he left the most important woman, Bulma, to him. Since then, he has been included in that warm big group. But because of his self-esteem, he still only wants to stand in the distance silently and protect the people he loves.

I watched more Dragon Ball comics, and gradually found that their combination can actually be seen in the original comics. A netizen quipped that Vegeta and Bulma are a combination of destructive and violent women, which is appropriate. In the original work, the process of their combination is explained by Torankusu's memories. The explanation is simple: "Mr. Leping is fickle, and Bulma got angry and broke up. At that time, she saw lonely Vegeta and made up with him. " This sentence gives people a feeling of wanting more, so I will analyze it in detail here.

First of all, from Bulma's point of view, we know that Bulma's early mate selection standard is very simple, which is a simple word-handsome. Because she likes handsome guys, she not only winks at Leping, but also has a good impression on the gentleman who has become an own goal. What's more, in the face of life-and-death enemies like General Lan and Saab, she will still be red-eyed, which makes people sigh that the potential of pursuing handsome guys is really infinite. When Bulma learned that the Monkey King was coming, he began to regret that he had spared the Monkey King, a handsome guy. You know, without her, Miss Bulma, the Monkey King might still be catching fish in the mountains at the moment, and Toriyama Akira estimated that he still had a headache. How to draw? But I'm a little strange about this. When Latiz came to earth, didn't Bulma already see the grown-up the Monkey King? Why didn't you realize that the Monkey King turned out to be a handsome guy?

Secondly, we know that Bulma's own identity is very special. She is the daughter of the boss of Global Change Capsule Company, the richest man in the world, and a super talented scientist. Therefore, if you think with your knees, you can imagine that Bulma's husband will be an extraordinary person. Bulma's life circle, besides his own invention, is the Monkey King, a group of dragon ball fighters, so this extraordinary person chosen by Bulma must be a figure in these two circles, either a talented scientist or a talented soldier. First, let's look at the former. There are many talented scientists in the Dragon Ball. It's a pity that except for Bulma's father and daughter, all the others are white-haired old villains with a lost face, so this aspect can be basically ruled out and can only be selected from the Monkey King's circles. Thus, the breakup between Leping and Bulma is almost certain, and Leping is useless. Apart from Jiao Zi, he is the most useless.

Besides Leping? Tan Hinton is a cold-blooded martial artist, and Bulma is definitely not his role. Besides, Tenshindon already has Lanci. Where is Xiao Lin? He is too short, and besides, he is not bad. Where is the piccolo? (Laughter) Born single. Forget about the Monkey King, I don't want to see a third party get in the way. In this way, only Vegeta, the strength of others are second only to the Monkey King. Don't choose him. Who will he choose?

What about Vegeta? First of all, we know that Vegeta is like a lone wolf, unrestrained. Maybe when he came to earth, he was going to continue his lone wolf career, but Bulma unexpectedly invited him to live in his own home. I think this may be the first time that Vegeta felt warm since he was born. Perhaps at this time, Vegeta's heart will feel a little grateful, but this gratitude will definitely be fleeting, because he is Vegeta, but Bulma said in a similar joke. I think this joke must be the first time Vegeta heard it. It must embarrass our Prince Isaiah. Because of a little gratitude just now, he couldn't get angry at once, and he didn't know how to respond, so he had to say with embarrassment, "What a low-level woman, she is still yelling." "To hide my inner embarrassment. Bulma's brief words made his royal highness, the never-unsmiling prince's mood fluctuate up and down like a roller coaster. This feeling should be unprecedented for Vegeta who has been living in a pool of blood. I think it is probably from this time, that moment, that a seed of love has quietly begun to sprout in Vegeta's cold heart.

After having a family, Vegeta has always maintained a withdrawn and unsmiling attitude, but everyone can see that the murderous look and indifference in his eyes are gradually melting away. Different from Piccolo, who is divorced from God, Vegeta is a human being. He not only needs the company of the opposite sex, but also has the feelings of other mortals, laughing and cursing, and so on. This is especially obvious in the late period of Dragon Ball. For Vegeta who is addicted to martial arts, Bulma can never be the whole of his life, but only the ornament of his life.

But Bulma is also very happy because he has a husband who loves him deeply. In Buo, Vegeta never thought of retreating in the face of the terrible magic man he couldn't defeat. Although the scene of Buo's self-explosion was the saddest moment in his life, he was able to protect his wife and son with inhuman and gentle love. At this time, I think he has forgotten that he is an arrogant prince. He may only know that I am a soldier and I have to fight to protect my family. Now, he looks as indifferent as before, as if he only knows how to win by killing the enemy in the battle. In fact, in his heart, the softest place has quietly buried his most important things, that is, his relatives, his family and his love. "goodbye! Bulma ... Torankusu ... and Kakarot ... "When Vegeta was dying, I suddenly felt the value of my family and friends, but unfortunately I could only do so. ...

When he was sent back to Earth by King Yamaraja, although Gohan Buou flew to him and the Monkey King at high speed at this time, the situation was extremely urgent, but Vegeta was upset because the Monkey King didn't try his best to fight with him at that time, and would rather be killed by Buou again than fit with the Monkey King. But when he heard that his wife and son were also killed by Buo, he was shocked and had to choose Kakarot, whom he hated very much. We have to admit that he has changed. Maybe the Monkey King changed him and influenced him. In Vegeta, another planet, no one taught him anything, gave him anything and took what he wanted. But on the earth, with my family, I no longer fight and kill every day, so I naturally have more space to accommodate other things.

Remember the scene at the end of Buo when Wukong tried to please old Kaiōshin with femininity?

Kakarot, are you talking about Bulma?

"ah? ! "

"You let other people's wives do such a thing, why not let your own wife come!" Vegeta was furious. Although the plot is a bit funny, this scene greatly increases Vegeta's intimacy. It turns out that he loves his wife as much as other husbands.

Although he usually treats Torankusu and Borma with feelings but doesn't express them, he always puts on a heartless expression, but as a human being with feelings. Beneath his cold appearance, he is still a delicate heart, a sensitive and fragile heart for life. In the accumulation of time and space, Vegeta has also changed. Because love is beautiful, happy and worrying. When one day, I know I will lose it forever, who can pretend to be strong and laugh it off? Let's bless them forever, because their combination adds a fairy tale of prince and princess to this world.