English joke: the question about fart.

A little old lady went to see a doctor and said ...

"doctor

I have this problem with gasoline.

But it doesn't bother me. They never speak, they always keep silent. in fact

I have farted at least 20 times since I came to your office. You don't know I'm farting, because they don't fart or make any noise. "

A little old lady went to see a doctor: "Doctor, I have a problem farting." Actually, it's not a big problem, but my fart is not smelly and there is no sound. In fact, I farted here more than 20 times, but you don't know, right, because my fart doesn't stink and there is no sound. "

according to the doctor

"I see. Here is the prescription. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come to me next week. "

The doctor said, "OK, I see. Take this medicine three times a day for seven days and come back next week. "

The next week, the lady came back again. "doctor

"she said.

"I don't know what you gave me.

But now my fart ... although still silent ... smells very bad. "

A week later, the old lady came. "Doctor, what medicine did you give me? Now I fart without sound, but it stinks! " "

according to the doctor

"good! Now we have cleaned your sinuses.

Let's start training your listening. "

The doctor said, "Great! Your sense of smell is normal, and now you start to treat your hearing. "