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How are the upper and lower levels of Buddhism arranged?

First, Buddha?

Past Buddha: Burning Buddha?

Secular Buddha: Sakyamuni Buddha?

Future Buddha: Maitreya Buddha?

Second, the bodhisattva?

Guanyin Bodhisattva: The Dojo is located in Putuo Mountain. He has become a Buddha, but he is willing to show the Buddha for all beings. The whole world saw Qian Qian's ten thousand eyes and used Qian Qian's ten thousand hands to protect all beings.

Manjusri Bodhisattva: The Dojo is in Wutai Mountain. It is the Buddha of wisdom. It assisted the missionaries of Sakyamuni. According to the classics, two people cannot stand side by side. Therefore, a bodhisattva was displayed and a young lion or peacock was installed.

Samantabhadra: The Dojo is in Emei Mountain. It has the qualification to replace Buddha. Its duty is to spread Buddhism to various places and install white elephants.

Tibetan Buddhism: Dojo is located in Jiuhua Mountain. In charge of the middle between the two Buddhas (Maitreya period of Sakyamuni). There is no Buddhist world to educate these six sentient beings.

Three. arhat

This kind of fruit is cultivated to the highest level, with complete efficacy, no trouble and no reincarnation. But you can't be a killer You must be the agent of Buddhism and promote Buddhism. Lohan currently has 500 people.

Fourth, do not return the fruit?

This fruit can transcend the world and enter heaven. ?

Fifth, what was the result?

This fruit will only be reincarnated once when it is reincarnated. ?

Sixth, reserve fruit?

This fruit will not go to hell, nor will it be reincarnated into an animal.

Extended data:

Deny fatalism

Buddhism denies fatalism and believes that people have destiny, but it does not encourage people to resign, but hopes that people will create destiny. Buddhism believes that all dharma is born, so life is also the source of life. A bad fate can be changed by planting kindness and kindness. Because sympathy, blessing and repentance can change fate, and fate is not necessarily so unchangeable.

Origin theory

"On China" said: "The law born of karma, I say it is empty, also called a pseudonym, and it is also the morality of China." He also said: "There has never been a law that was not born by reason, so all laws are empty." That is, everything is born by coincidence. Since it is more, it is not me, it is empty. Buddhism believes that things disappear when karma fails, and this phenomenon is "emptiness".

Oppose suicide

Buddhism believes that the human body is rare. In the reincarnation of the masses, it is very rare to get a chance for a person, such as "a blind turtle reaches a tree." This man is innocent and perfect in the study of Buddhism. This is the best condition for learning Buddhism. Whether it is to repay the parents' kindness in raising, to pursue a happy life in the world, or to learn from Buddhism and pursue liberation in the world, we must rely on this extremely precious person.

Oppose doomsday heresy

The rumor of the end of the world is not based on any Buddhist classics. Buddhism is a religion that gives people confidence, hope and joy. Buddhists should not easily believe and spread doomsday theory. Buddhism claims that every day is a good day.

References:

Baidu encyclopedia-Buddhism