What's so funny? Interesting things, a little more.

1. Dad takes his son to the park to play. Seeing many children eating ice cream, the son said, "Eating ice cream hurts my teeth and my stomach. I won't eat it. "

The father felt that his son was very sensible and said happily, "You did a good job today! Dad wants to reward you. What do you want to eat? "

The son immediately said, "ice cream."

My son always says that she will go to Tsinghua when she grows up.

I said you should study hard now, or what should you do if you don't pass the exam then?

She said, "Then I will go to Tsinghua Kindergarten."

In art class, the teacher teaches students to draw mice. A student holds his chin in his hands and his eyes are straight. Knowing that he couldn't draw, the teacher went over and sat down to teach him. When drawing, the teacher checks whether he is studying hard from time to time.

After a while, the student said with a full face of grievances, "Teacher, why do you always draw mice like me?"

A couple told their 5-year-old son that his mother was pregnant with a baby, but asked him to keep it a secret and not to tell anyone.

When my son arrived at the nursery, he told the teacher, "My mother has something in her stomach, but I can't tell you what it is yet."