Tik Tok provocative super yellow joke

All the provocative routines in Tik Tok and extended jokes are here, and I have learned to remove them from the list. I sorted out some dirty jokes in Picking up Girls for you.

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Tik Tok's dirty and funny provocative routine 1. Today, on behalf of all girls, I ask all boys a question. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can you be my boyfriend?

2. Woman: Little brother, little brother, I'll give you a tool. Do you want it?

Man: What?

Woman: You open your hand. (After the boy opens it, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?

Do you have a lighter?

no

Then how did you take out my heart?

4. Can you play the guitar?

no

Then how did you resonate with me?

5. Handsome guy, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If so, would you mind changing it? Would you mind not changing it? Would you mind eating another one?

The latest popular dirty joke 1, once I went to a lesbian scientist and pushed open the door and saw her using a vibrator on the sofa. We looked at each other for five seconds, and suddenly the vibrator stopped moving. She said shyly, "Well ... the battery is dead ... Can you ... come and help me?" I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, nodded excitedly and rushed downstairs to the supermarket to buy her a pair of batteries. Since then, she has never talked to me again, and I still don't understand what I did wrong. Now that we meet occasionally, she still ignores me, and I'm embarrassed to mention that 5 yuan. I guess she didn't want to pay back the money and ignored me on purpose. Bah, I didn't expect her to be such a person!

2. One day is a denier, two days are normal, three days are quiet, nine days are empty, and ten days is early. Call a room if you don't go in. Call electricity if you don't go in. If you are soft, call it Ba, top-down, bottom-up, call it A, if you wear it, call it Shen, if you don't wear it, call it Tian, and if you stand, call it Lao.

3. In Chinese class, the teacher dictated. When writing about my collusion, I won't write the word "embarrassed", so I just glanced at my deskmate. He wrote that the wolf was raped.

The sultry dirty joke 1, I can't tell you where you are, I just want to see you take a shower.

2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding, who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

3. The teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " I get excited when I think of other people's wives.

I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true.

5. Like your crib, just say it.

6. Rainy days are more suitable

7, the spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to sleep with you.

You'll keep me awake.

9. "What did he do to make you like him so much! ? ""I "

10, after the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out and scolded: "liar, before getting married, he said he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money!" ! "