What's the line in Degang Guo's Dream of the West?

Performers: (hereinafter referred to as Guo) and Yu Qian (hereinafter referred to as Yu)

Guo: Everyone comes to listen to the cross talk.

Y: hey.

Guo: There are quite a few people. I am very happy.

Y: An old saying goes.

Guo: Come more often, cheer more, cheer more for those of us who say cross talk.

Yu: A crosstalk performer.

Guo: Yu. . . What was that again?

Y: Have you forgotten? Yu Qian

Guo: Oh, by the way, I'm sorry. I really don't look at this legal system, you know?

Y: What does this have to do with the legal system?

Guo: I can't say it clearly.

Yu: Yu Qian

Guo: A mature crosstalk performer. Everyone praised him. I entrusted him to you. Thank you.

Y: This is really for me.

Guo: I like your work very much. Crosstalk is good, promoting truth, goodness and beauty.

Y: right.

Guo: Huoxiang Zhengqi

Y: What does Huoxiang Zhengqi mean?

Guo: There is no such thing as "Huoxiang Zhengqi". . .

Y: What you said is wrong. Where are the herbs? What is this?

Guo: Anyway, crosstalk is good.

Y: ok, it's over?

Guo: I am very interested in your work.

Y: What's the word? Are you there? What do you mean by "Xing" in our line of work?

Guo: Because there is a gap between us after all.

Y: Oh, you didn't do that.

Guo: I don't know?

Y: how should I know?

Guo: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Y: Is this your military uniform?

Guo: I'm a strategist, you don't know.

Y: I don't know

Guo: Hey, everyone knows (serving the table)

Y: Go down, where? I am used to being on the kang. What?

Guo: Military strategist.

Y: What's the strategist doing on the table?

Guo: Look (salute)

Yes

K: Salute.

Y: that's a salute. What would you think if I threw a piece of bread?

Guo: I didn't bring my gun today. If I had a machine gun, I would have missed you.

Y: You have to have that, too.

Guo: Six grenades cost one yuan. I'll throw you a hundred dollars first.

Y: Hey, it's not that cheap.

Guo: If we don't respect military strategists, where will we go? Well, pong-(rifle shooting).

Y: shoot.

Guo: Xian-(masturbation)

Y: pistol.

Guo: Bang-(slingshot)

Y: They are all archers. What strategist?

Guo: Different situations, different weapons, you don't know.

Y: I don't know

Guo: Do you know where I come from?

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: I'm from the Old River Army.

What unit are you in?

Guo: Lao Hejun.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Hey, didn't you read the newspaper? You have nothing to do. Buy a few Jin to read.

Y: Is there anything about weight in the newspaper?

Guo: Old newspaper. You bought it 1996.

Y: Are you up there?

Guo: We have news!

Y: If you have any news, please let us know! Who are you all?

Guo: Have you ever heard of the old Peace Corps in the world?

Yu: peacekeeping force

Guo: What is peacekeeping?

Y: peacekeeping.

Guo: Where is CSI?

Y: I don't know

Guo: Tai Sui keeps you safe.

Y: Why is this army so poor?

Guo: To tell you the truth, I can't talk to an amateur.

Y: Hey-the crosstalk is here, and the toilet is in the back. What are you doing?

Guo: Hold on to my arm belt.

Y: In the Sam Browne Gate?

Guo: You don't know. 1997, all these jurists in the world gathered together.

Y: What is a legal person?

Guo: Who is the head of state?

Y: Call the person in charge.

Guo: Yes, everyone is guarding this bowl of tofu brain.

Y: Hey, what about breakfast?

Guo: We got together for a while. Everyone had a meeting. The world is in chaos. There are so many troublemakers. We should find such a group of military talents to get together and form an old peace army to safeguard world peace.

Y: Oh, maintaining world peace is too old.

Guo: Hey, is it, including me?

Are you from the old army?

Guo: Yes, I booked it at that time. I must find a training place and a country.

Y: Where can I find it?

Guo: Switzerland, Switzerland will not do it, saying that we are neutral.

Y: Don't interfere.

Guo: France, no, France is so romantic. I'm afraid we'll be busy dating when we go.

What did you do there?

Guo: In Japan, eating sashimi is afraid of stomach upset.

Y: it's all wrong.

Guo: Finally, I chose a country with picturesque scenery and spring-like seasons.

Y: where?

Guo: Tongxian County.

Y: Tongxian? Tongxian, is that a country?

Guo: What happened to Tong Xian? Don't insult Tong Xian. Tongxian county will always be an inseparable part of our territory.

Y: not even close to the side.

Guo: I like that place in Tongxian County.

Y: Go if you like.

Guo: Where are we all going? We all get together. This is the choice of the whole world. We got together with a hundred people.

Y: I went to Tongxian County.

Guo: Let's start the class. Give us a lesson. This teacher, Corporal James, is a five-star American general.

Y: Just a moment, please. How can the five-star general return the corporal?

Guo: He went to the market to sell it after serving the sauce.

Y: OK, the soy sauce seller.

Guo: Teacher, why do you sell soy sauce? Everyone stood in the morning. Let's do some exercises first.

Y: practice this.

Guo: Do eye exercises.

Y: I remember it all.

Extended data:

Xi Zhengmeng's cast:

Degang Guo 1

Male, 1973 65438+ 10/8, born in Tianjin, crosstalk performer, film and television drama actor and TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master. In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk. ?

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road" and won the 7th Huading Award "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the China Award for Best Quyi Actor.

In 20 13, he first boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in China. Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery". Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness. In the same year, he hosted the opening ceremony of 20th Anniversary of Deyun Society on 20 16, and launched a global crosstalk tour. 2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.

2. Yu Qian

Yu Qian, Han nationality, 1969+65438/kloc-0 was born in Beijing on October 24th, and his ancestral home is Lantian, Shaanxi. Crosstalk actor, vice chairman of Beijing Rock Association, ambassador of equestrian promotion for children at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival.

1982 was admitted to the crosstalk class, where he studied with crosstalk actors Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong. 1985 Mr. Shi Fukuan's apprentice.

1995 graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy.

In 2000, he began to perform cross talk with Degang Guo, then participated in the TV series 99 1, 200 1 starred in the TV series the ugliest in the world, and then participated in the TV series Sun Yat-sen, 201starred in the movie San Xiao Talented Woman, and 201.

20 16 1 month, participated in the Happy Comedian Season 2 of Oriental TV. In May of the same year, I served as the tutor of Hubei Satellite TV's "I am the third season of comedy madness". /kloc-in June of 0/0, he joined Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy story.