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2. The boss will also receive many gifts when he goes to the grass-roots level for inspection. Grassroots leaders said no, no. Public relations staff don't eat for nothing, and they will habitually reply: the boss has worked hard and the cigarettes are in the trunk. Boss usually says I have a cigarette. At this time, the public relations staff will habitually reply: it won't happen again, you must accept it this time. Very few people can refuse this temptation.
3. When the boss leaves, the public relations staff will habitually say: We don't have anything good here either. Let's take some ginseng back and make you some wine. This is not good. "What is this? A few ginseng are worthless, your health is conducive to work, and we are also contributing to the construction of the unit! " Put ginseng on the car seat. It takes practice to curry favor with others. Not learned.
4. The boss's children are all opportunities to curry favor with others. Oh, I've gone to college. It's in a certain city, isn't it? It's cold. Take this Italian blanket and press it. "When the child goes to work, it's time to dress up. Put on this necklace and take this mobile phone." That is, when giving gifts, the reason must be legalized. If the reason is illegal, people will not accept it. That is, you have to make sure that my things will not explode and be 1% safe.
5. Asserting people doesn't necessarily have a return rate, and it also belongs to venture capital. All venture capital is based on luck, which is difficult to copy, but it can be copied if you buy more. Just like some people curry favor with the nobles around them, you said that you bought toys for your children, put them down and you can go. It won't take you a minute. This sentence is also a gamble, but too few people dare to play.
6. Anyone who helps us should habitually pay back immediately. There are daily and monthly paychecks. Everyone likes daily paychecks. 9% of people like to pay back immediately. Humanity is never used for challenges, but for respect.
7. You must never go beyond your level to curry favor with others. Please curry favor with whoever is closest to you.
8. If you haven't done anything yet, you have to give it first. Only when you give it to others can you see your sincerity and take care of it.
9. You must give something first when you ask for help. Others may not accept it, but you can't help it. Suck up to others all your life, and you won't meet villains and people who embarrass yourself.
1. Assertion is upward. Assertion downward is not only unrewarding, but also getting cheated.
11. Never eat anyone's food empty-handed, and never go to other people's homes empty-handed. People will pay more attention to you if you bring some cigarettes and alcohol.
12. cooperation with others will always make others make a big profit and make a small profit by themselves. No matter how good the relationship is, let the other party get benefits, so that friends will respect you more and pay more attention to your affairs. Remember, human nature is profitable.
13. The key figures are locked in. If you are not the boss after three years, God forbid ...
14. Xiao Zhang invited me to dinner, and I paid the bill in advance. I confidently refused what he asked me to do. He was not angry because I didn't owe him anything. Now whoever invites me to dinner, I pay the bill in advance. Lao Wang invites me to dinner, never gives me the opportunity to pay the bill, pulls me to invest, and never makes me lose money. Now I have given him all the lists in my hand. After all, fewer and fewer people are willing to take risks.
15. Don't try to curry favor with others. If the other party doesn't want to, maybe it's lofty, maybe it's difficult, just stop when it's good, and don't do bad things with kindness.
16. Don't curry favor with leaders who don't get into the water. Such people don't like flattery.
17. Don't fawn on people who are not from the same camp. To curry favor with people, you should look at the target, and don't want to woo them when you see who is beneficial to you. In case the other party is ungrateful and the leaders in the same camp think you are a swing, they will kick you out of the circle.
18. Open and transparent events should not curry favor with others. For some public things in the workplace, such as promotion and competition, the general election conditions are open, and it is useless for you to curry favor. Unless you are the leader's choice at first.
19. He asked his relatives to do a small thing. It was very small. Originally, his relatives did nothing. It's a pity that he was a fool, so insincere that he went empty-handed. It's silly to talk. Opening your mouth means "it's just a small matter for you", which makes people feel like they owe him. Relatives say to him: It's not easy to handle this matter.
2. If you want to be promoted, you'd better curry favor with others one or two years in advance, and don't cram for the last minute. Some people are most taboo about wait for a while's direct mention.
21. No matter who helps you, no matter how good your friend is, you should treat a guest to dinner, whether you answer or not. This is respect.
22. If you help someone who you don't want to accept in return, you can substitute flowers for trees, buy something for the old man, and leave it with you first. Be sure to repay the kindness.
23. I did this thing, and there was no substantial benefit, so I stopped doing it. The other party insisted that I do it, so I dragged on for a few days. He asked me, I'm sorry, I'm too busy to do it. In the end, it went away. After that, he stopped bothering me and everyone was happy.
24. At first, he wanted to change the world. Later, he became realistic. He just wanted to buy a house with one room and one living room. Occasionally dreaming, I bought a parking space myself. But life hasn't changed anything, and it seems to have changed everything. He never participates in social activities. Tonight, he wore a suit and went out with two boxes of milk. On Lao Wang's son's birthday, Lao Wang once slapped his two big mouths in full view, and he swore: I will be at odds with Lao Wang. Lao Wang helped his parents find a job and cleaned in the community. He almost knelt down to Lao Wang. Life, life, it's a hammer, it's an egg, it's a Huangshan Luan tree, it's a mirage, it's what some people say ... < P > 25. There are many talented losers in the world, and the streets are full of unemployed people with higher education. Why do so many people read so many books, but their talents are hard to pay? Because they don't know how to curry favor with others. Why is it so important to curry favor with others? Because when people reach middle age, they will find that everything is the product of relationships, they will curry favor with others and divide the money, earning more than those who have studied hard for many years at a cold window. Society is originally a relationship, but most people who get along well are good at buttering up people.
26. Lao Zhang was ill and went to the hospital. But I don't know which doctor's medical skill level is high, so I called my son to my side and asked him to find a little nurse and give her 3 yuan. I asked her which doctor's medical skill is high and what's the level of that doctor. The little nurse told my son, "Doctor's medical skill is really not so good, so I only pushed him out for publicity. You'd better go to Dr. xx, whose medical skill is good."
27. The way to change your destiny is too simple, that is, to curry favor with others in a circular way. How many people you curry favor with, how high your position is! Lao Wang started with a salary of 4k, and bought cigarettes for the group leader every day, and treated him to eat, drink and have fun. Later, the group leader was promoted, and he was promoted naturally. When he became the team leader, he invited the director to drink regularly for more than a year, and the director was promoted. Naturally, he was promoted to the director. Five years later, he became the head of the company. People are in the Jianghu, some of them are hidden, and they are righteous and unyielding. I can only praise you for your bright future.
28. The highest level of flattery is to build a common interest group. If he helps you, he will help himself. Who wouldn't want to make more money for himself? It's useless to ask for help, but it's useful to curry favor with others, divide resources and money. The higher you go, the less ethical you are. Only the bottom people need moral paralysis!
29. I charged my son's teacher 1, yuan for his birthday, but more people just sent blessings by SMS or WeChat. In this world, everything can be copied, except generosity.
3. What should I do if I want to curry favor with the boss and worry that the other party will not accept it, and it is not convenient to find a middleman? Your worry is unnecessary. As long as your things can be realized and he can easily help you with what you want, he won't refuse you. If he refuses you, it won't be more than three times. Human greed is endless.
31. Try to pay the bill for the leader one hundred times and one thousand times? See if your position has risen. Leadership is polite to you, is to draw a line with you, behind something, you curry favor with him, he also draw a line with you, do you think it's hopeless. In the past, they told me to pay the bill. As long as a leader came and knew where they were eating, I bought the bill in advance and left. Later, the leader gave me hundreds of thousands and millions of "heavy responsibilities" in a word, which kept me busy for half a year.
32. Someone asked me how to curry favor with others? You know how to butter up if you butter up too much.
33. How to ask for help? Ask the little things first, and when the little things are solved, invite him to have breakfast, then ask him for a meal, and finally give him alcohol and tobacco. Directly to alcohol and tobacco, people dare not accept, this boy has something to ask me, as a result, he didn't want it, and he didn't do anything. If you really want to cram for the last minute, find a reliable middleman.
34. In many exams, only those people can take the exam, so only those people can take the exam. It is the most common test.
35. Love comes from drinking, the future comes from buttering up, and the relationship is maintained. If you don't butter up, who knows where you are?
36. Please curry favor with whoever the leader likes, invite him to dinner and ask him for advice.
37. One person out of 1 people is good. A real master is someone who makes others comfortable when dealing with others. For example, if you ask the other person for directions, you will buy a box of cigarettes before asking, and if you see others selling food, you will buy some food before asking. This seems silly, but in fact, it is definitely a state of painstaking efforts. Give benefits to others first. Use self-cultivation and morality, kidnap people first and then talk about demand.
38. Inviting a man to dinner and talking with a beautiful woman will easily break the ice.
39, learned to socialize, deep feelings, a lot of confusion will naturally disappear.
4. Colleagues respect each other more, praise others less, and get one point back.
41. Chat with colleagues, talk more about what others have, and don't show your cards.
42. As long as he goes up, he is someone on it. As long as he comes down, there is no one on him.
43. Why is there no way out? Is it getting harder and harder? Because you don't know how to curry favor with others, you won't curry favor with others, and you feel distressed for a long time even after eating a meal, and you are reluctant to pay the bill.
44. Boss likes to collect inkstones. Is it appropriate for me to give him an inkstone?
From today on, you should also like inkstones, appreciate the collection of the boss, and choose one to put it down. Finally, the boss reluctantly gave up what he gave up and sold it to you.
45. He said that he would not curry favor with others. Alas, I have seen many people like him. After reading some books, I think I have seen through the world.
46. Never eat or drink.
47. I can cultivate your ability weakness. If you don't listen, haha, how can I cultivate you?
48. Xiao A went to her father-in-law's house, only bringing alcohol and tobacco, and her mother-in-law didn't smile all the time. So I gave her a red envelope of 1 thousand, and I was happy immediately. I also said that I wanted to eat something for you.
49. Why are many people unwilling to hold him up? Because others helped him make money, he didn't want to split the money between them. When others saw it, they said, Oh, lying in the trough, helping you without a return, why should I help the hammer?
5. Why did we disappear? Don't flatter others, strive for self-improvement, Dont Ask For Help.
51. What should I do if I meet someone who doesn't smoke or drink? I really don't know what to talk to him about. So I called him for tea. I didn't expect him to tell a lot of stories about his fortune as if he were a different person at once. My notebook soon filled up with 5 words. What is a human society? The human society is just asking for directions with alcohol and tobacco. If it doesn't work, try tea. If tea doesn't work, try mahjong. If mahjong doesn't work, use KTV and bath center.
52. The skills of asking people to do things are called common sense in rich families. In the poor family, it is called "compromise", "scholar can be killed but not humiliated", "crooked ways", "unhealthy practices" and "villain's tricks". There are two kinds of rules. Obviously, the rules that seem to have no cost are for the general public. These rules seem to be very easy to use, and when you really use them, you will know that it is more difficult than going to heaven. Invisible and intangible rules are called hidden rules. It's for people who see the essence through phenomena. This unspoken rule looks ugly, but when you really use it, you know how cool it is. Generally speaking, for projects with low investment and very high return, everyone does it quietly, but never makes a sound.
53. The truth is always told to the person who pays the bill, but what "Bai Piao" is whoring is a lie. When I went out and saw the old man asking for directions, the old man said he didn't know, or he just dealt with it. You give him a cigarette, and he says turn left, turn right and then turn left. There is a commercial street there, just do it. All polite words are always used for filtering, and behind politeness are naked transactions.
54. Why do some people live in poverty all the time? It is not that he is not diligent, nor does he have no chance, but that he does not understand this society and the hidden rules. They have formed the habit of obedience since childhood. When they were young, they listened to their parents and when they grew up, they listened to their bosses. They have been living in other people's rules and never thought about how to use them to break through and rebuild themselves. Those who like to think have long known the hidden rules and quietly made money to eat meat.
55. As long as we don't take part in the hobbies of leaders and go along with them, leaders will never promote us. The same flow can be concentric, and concentric flow can be the same.
56. I won't encourage or comfort my friend when he fails. I will invite him to smoke, drink and wash his feet. Everything is in the cigarette, everything is in the wine, everything is in the pedicure shop. This awareness, some people have it since they were 2 years old (Du Yuesheng had it since he was 14 years old), and some people can't understand it until they are 3 years old. Understand or not understand. Life is a wheel, always keep rolling forward. Only some people's wheels are round, some people's wheels are square, and some people's wheels are even triangular.
57. Those who are enlightened will be transshipped 3 years in advance. And if you die, you will go to heaven. Why do you say that good people don't live long and evil people live for thousands of years? Being a good person, the cost is too low, don't flatter others, just do what you should do in a down-to-earth manner. Being a bad guy costs too much. Sacrifice face and dignity, and make venture capital habitually. Who is the most painful person in the world? A person who is neither good nor bad.
58. We will give back what others give us; We will give back what others give me. Don't break the rules.
59. Never stop buttering up when you still have interests, or more and more people will embarrass you.
6. Being able to curry favor with others has always been a shortcut for people to prosper. I have never heard of it. Some people will curry favor with others, and the more they curry favor with them, the poorer they become. However, some people are getting poorer and poorer because they don't.
61. People, the older they are, the purer they are. Everyone is short of money; Everyone lacks flattery, and everyone lacks sexual resources. Flattery and giving sexual resources are actually based on giving money to each other. Without the foundation of giving money, all the "sugar-coated shells" behind could not be launched.
62. I am alive, I don't know how to curry favor with others, and I am struggling; Knowing how to curry favor with others, without money, it is even more difficult.
63. I went to a friend's house to play, and my friend's son had a birthday. I wrapped 1 red envelopes, and my friend said to me: xx spoke ill of you behind your back today. The leader recently engaged in
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