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I am in a bad mood. Can you tell me a joke?

One day, a steamed bread and a bowl of dried noodles were lost. A few days later, the steamed bread went to settle accounts with the dried noodles. Unexpectedly, steamed bread and dried noodles found the wrong place to live and found the home of instant noodles. As soon as the instant noodles opened the door, the steamed bread gave them a punch. The instant noodles said angrily, "Who are you?" Why did you hit me? " Steamed bread said angrily, "don't think that I won't recognize you if I perm my curly hair."