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Stay away from those who drink hard!

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It's inevitable to have a drink at class reunion and work dinner. As a result, strange toasting words are derived from this, and the ways of drinking wine are endless. A leisure party is full of gunpowder in an instant, and it has become a shura fighting field, and the protagonist in the battlefield is naturally a variety of drinks.

For those who only want to drink other people's wine, I'm afraid many people will have the same mentality, that is, smiling on their faces and having mmp in their hearts! The roar in the bottom of my heart is always waiting for the opportunity to break out of the cocoon, and a war without smoke begins!

At the moment of drinking, there will be countless subtext in my heart, but with the continuous infusion of drinks, the defense in my heart will gradually disappear, and finally I will successfully lie on the wine table and be carried out by a large wave of people who are still conscious, but are already walking like a snake.

if you drink according to your ability, it's good to drink moderately. There is no need to drink your head off and lose consciousness in order to win over you. It's acceptable to have a drink. If you take it as a tool to pledge your personal strength, you will inevitably lose your personal manners and produce many jokes.

For people who can drink, it's impolite to come without being rude. If you propose a toast to me, I will pay you back three cups. Because of my solid foundation, I'm not afraid of toasting from all walks of life. I only have one belief in my heart. I will never leave the wine field until you get down.

However, for people who can't drink, when a toast strikes, they feel uneasy. If they don't drink, they don't respect people enough. If they drink themselves, they are really unable to drink, so they are in a dilemma and finally fall into the power of wine.

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After graduating from college and working, the occasions of drinking are gradually increasing. Every time you go out to eat with your colleagues, it is common practice to raise a glass and drink. If you don't drink, you will become a loner.

Xiao A, a colleague, is a southern girl who never drinks. She is very small and delicate. Once I went out to discuss business with my boss, and when I arrived at lunch, I naturally invited my partners to dinner, because the wine table was the easiest place to negotiate a project. During the dinner, the leader asked Xiao A to propose a toast to each other. At that time, the dinner table was full of white wine. After some refusal, Xiao A still had a drink. Xiao A only felt dizzy at that time. What happened to the cooperation after that, she was completely unclear.

miss s is a good drinker, and even she doesn't know the real amount of alcohol. To this end, she has never been afraid of all kinds of drinking occasions. When someone makes a toast, she never refuses. She drinks it all at once, and everyone praises her for her magnanimity. Later, she talked to her partner about her thoughts on drinking. There is nothing that won't get drunk, just don't let herself get drunk. When we are away from home, we are all struggling for our lives, and many things can only be crustily skin of head.

wine is a thing to express one's mood. Invite three or two friends, have a few drinks when you are happy, and indulge when you are frustrated. It is not necessary to make it a necessity to measure friendship and reflect attitude.

once you meet a northerner who drinks heavily in the wine field, you should be careful and avoid it if you can, because the capacity for drinking of northerners is really unavoidable.

Life is hard, but it is always warm. Drink a glass of wine, savor it carefully and feel the beauty around you!

if you drink acacia for a long time, don't drink too much, and the state of drunkenness is even more touching!

have a cup of acacia tonight and enjoy a more comfortable sleep!