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At the beginning of writing this article, I first thought of a person, and that person is Jay Chou.

Jay Chou has a well-known song, which I believe everyone has heard. It's called "Listen to Mom", and one of the lyrics goes like this:

Listen to your mother. Don't let her get hurt. You want to grow up and protect her.

This lyric is really good. Every child should know how to be filial to his mother. She was pregnant in October and tried to bring you into this world. For us, this kind of kindness will never be repaid in life.

But why filial piety? Actually, it's really simple, just like this song sings, just listen to her.

Filial piety, if you want to be filial, you must obey. In childhood, obedience is the greatest praise for a child, and at the same time, it is actually the most basic filial piety for the mother.

When we are teenagers, young people, even married, even middle-aged, the ways of filial piety to our mothers can be varied and change with our own abilities.

However, it is not difficult to find that no matter what you do, you still listen to her; No matter what kind of filial piety you use, you are actually following her and coaxing her. Don't disobey her and try your best to make her happy.

Many people feel that filial piety doesn't know where to start. You see, filial piety is actually that simple.

However, don't be too happy, we must grasp a degree in everything, and so is filial piety. Filial piety does not mean ignorance, and obedience does not mean unprincipled.

We just said that filial piety is actually obedient, but it is not entirely true. When we were young, we didn't have a complete understanding of the world, and our three views were not perfect. We need to obey our mother's arrangement completely and be a good boy.

But as adults, we can be responsible for our own behavior ability, have a sound subjective consciousness, know what we want, what kind of life we want, and what is more suitable for us, and listen to our mother's arrangement mindlessly, which is a bit like putting the cart before the horse.

If Mr. Dou had understood this truth earlier, he would not have fallen to the point where he is alone now. He complains about everything. He once complained that his mother was too overbearing to help him decide to monopolize power and destroy his marriage. On the other hand, he complained that his ex-wife was too strong to resist his mother. He can't stand being too delicate at all.

But he didn't find the reason from himself, only felt that he was an innocent victim, as miserable as a doormat among two women.

What happened to Mr. Dou? This matter started a long time ago. Seven years ago, Mr. Dou married his ex-wife Xiao Liu. He and Xiao Liu were friends in college. Xiao Liu's family conditions are not bad, but shortly after their engagement, Xiao Liu's father became seriously ill. In order to treat his father, Xiao Liuyi's family spent most of their lives, but how can money compare with others? Life is irreversible. As long as they are kind to their father, the Liu family never cares.

At that time, in order to leave something for Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu's father once resisted treatment and went on a hunger strike, which was from a great father's love. But Xiao Liu won't say anything. If her father makes trouble, she will follow suit. The father and daughter were grumpy, and finally Xiao Liu's father compromised.

But contrary to expectations, things in the world are always uncertain. Xiao Liu's father developed rejection shortly after the operation and finally died.

Money spent, people didn't come back, this kind of sadness, perhaps only the parties can understand.

Mr. Dou's mother was actually a little unhappy after learning that Xiao Liu had become down and out. Mr. Dou's family is actually very poor. Mr. Dou's mother originally pointed to this daughter-in-law to do something for her family, and now she is as poor as her own family, so she is a little unhappy. She complained to Mr. Dou many times and wanted to break off the marriage relationship, but naturally Xiaoliu didn't know these things.

Later, Mr. Dou's mother directly showdown: "Our family has no money. If you get married, you are free of bride price. You have no dowry to return anyway. I don't need a wedding. After all, your father left not long ago. It's not good to have a wedding now. Just get a certificate. "

Xiaoliu is also a real girl. After identifying a person, she never thought about changing her mind. She married Mr. Dou, no house, no car, no wedding, no bride price.

She has felt this way since her father left. Material things are things outside her body, and people are the most important. So cherish the people you love, cherish your feelings, and cherish every day you can be together. This may be the reason why Xiaoliu will resolutely marry Mr. Dou when she needs material help most.

She thought that if she married love, she would be happy and be good to her husband's family, but after marriage, she found that everything was far from as simple and beautiful as she imagined.

Without a house, Xiao Liu and her husband can only live under the same roof as their mother-in-law. For Mr. Dou, there is no pressure to live with his mother, but as a migrant worker, Xiao Liu is not so relaxed, especially when her mother-in-law is quite strong.

From the beginning, my mother-in-law didn't value the sixth child who had fallen from the family. When Xiao Liuyi entered the door, she immediately showed a great sense of superiority, throwing all the work at home to Xiao Liu, and often treating Xiao Liu as a maid.

Xiao Liu is not unemployed, but he is fine at work. As long as she is at home, her mother-in-law will always find something for her to do. Even if she has nothing to do, her mother-in-law will not let her be idle.

"Xiao Liu, bring me a glass of water."

"Xiao Liu, peel a fruit for me."

Xiao Liu here, Xiao Liu there, lying on the sofa watching TV and telling Xiao Liu what to do, these are nothing. After all, Xiao Liu is a very gentle girl. She works hard and is impatient with her mother-in-law's orders, but she will do it wholeheartedly and won't hold grudges.

But sometimes some behaviors of her mother-in-law make Xiao Liu unbearable for a while. Mother-in-law's mouth is really owed. She often criticizes Xiaoliu and Xiaoliu's family. Sometimes it's just some praise and belittle words, which raise her family by belittling the six small families. These words can be tolerated for a while, but sometimes they are really unacceptable to Xiao Liu. In other words, something about Xiao Liu's dead father.

"You said, this is not a lie, got an incurable disease, and took the money to throw it into the water at home. It is also unlucky for such an old man to be spread at home if he doesn't look back when he hits the dog.

I don't know what your father thinks. If I were you, I would definitely find a place where no one can find it, and I would never drag down the younger generation. "

Xiao Liu once cried because of her mother-in-law's words. She doesn't know how to quarrel. My mother-in-law said that she didn't know how to refute it, so she could only come back and cry silently. She and Mr. Dou once complained sadly, but Mr. Dou's attitude also disappointed Xiao Liu.

"Oh, you know, my mother is like this. She was cruel, and everything she said was unintentional. Don't worry about it. Don't argue with her.

She said it, so why don't you ask her to apologize to you? She is a mother-in-law, and you are a daughter-in-law. Just put up with her. She said enough, and she wouldn't say anything. "

Without her husband's support, she is weak, and she is unwilling and can only endure it, and she will not contact her mother-in-law more.

But my mother-in-law has always been used to being strong, how can she know the degree of assurance? She made decisions for her son since she was a child, and his son listened to her. Now I naturally feel that my daughter-in-law should be in charge and listen to her honestly. Besides controlling her daughter-in-law's actions, she still feels that it is not enough. She also wants to completely control her daughter-in-law and make her really obey herself, that is, economically.

Xiao Liu and his wife's wages have always been public, and Xiao Liu didn't feel anything at all. After all, everyone should have everyone's privacy, but couples should not have to store their property together. All parties are also quite good. She knows that her husband's salary card has been kept by her mother-in-law, and there is not much reaction. She is more open-minded and thinks that her husband's money has nothing to do with herself, so she thinks less.

But when her mother-in-law asked Xiao Liu to hand in her salary card, Xiao Serina Liu couldn't calm down.

"Why should I give you my business card? I'll leave it to you, so I don't have to live? "

Mother-in-law naturally replied, "What you gave me, I will keep it for you, and it won't cost you money. Why are you so excited? If you want to spend money, I will also give you pocket money every month. You think I want to, just to save you more money in the future. It's kind and not a donkey's liver and lungs. "

Originally, Xiao Liu's mood was calm, but I didn't know her mother-in-law added at the back.

"I'm not talking about your family, I'm talking about your father. Look, you ruined your family at once, and there's nothing left. If I don't save it for you, you can save it later, and you can't end up like him. This life is too boring. "

Serina Liu Jr. is angry. This disrespectful mother-in-law really makes her sick. She endured it again and again, and finally it was unbearable and broke out in an all-round way. In the quarrel, the two almost broke out in physical conflict.

Mr. Dou was around, but he didn't help at all. His mother fell behind, so he rushed over and pushed Xiao Liu away.

"What's the matter with you? Even if what my mother said is wrong, is it necessary for you to do this? Can't you make way? You are a daughter-in-law and my mother is a mother-in-law. Can you recognize your identity and understand something? "

Small six sneer at a way: "I don't understand. In this life, I can't have the sensible job you want, so let's get a divorce! "

As soon as her mother-in-law heard that Xiao Liu was getting a divorce, she roared, "Well, you can leave if you can. A divorced woman, I'll see who will take you. My son doesn't have to worry anyway. You can find something better in minutes, just wait and cry. "

Xiao Liuhe and Mr. Dou divorced, but Xiao Liuhe and her mother-in-law had completely different expectations.

After leaving her husband's family, Xiao Liu immediately changed to a job with high work intensity. Xiao Liu is not incompetent. She graduated from a famous university with strong professional ability. She hasn't forgotten to enrich herself over the years. Just for the sake of family, the jobs she is looking for are all low-intensity, free-time and unskilled.

Became a strong woman, Xiao Liu's career is booming, and she also met excellent men at work. Like Xiao Liu, he experienced a short marriage and was deeply hurt. Knowing each other's past, we cherished each other and finally came together.

Now they have been together for nearly five years and have given birth to a common child. The family is happy.

However, how did Mr. Dou spend these five years? His mother's big talk was completely unfulfilled. After divorcing Xiaoliu, Mr. Dou's mother did actively plan her son's marriage, but none of them succeeded. Some people even say that when people know it's their home, they are unwilling to even give them a chance.

This is not only because Mr. Dou's family condition is poor and he is not rich, but more importantly, he knows that this mother-in-law is famous and has been talking about his father's death and trying to grasp the economic power of the family. Who can stand this? Only five years without Mr. Dou.

Mother-in-law is naturally very anxious. Before she had a grandson, her son couldn't get a wife, but there was nothing she could do. Mr. Dou thought a lot over the years, and the more he regretted it, the more he began to blame his mother.

Some time ago, Mr. Dou heard from somewhere that Xiao Liu is doing well now. He also saw a photo of Xiao Liu, holding the child, snuggling up to her husband and smiling like a flower, which made him more beautiful and moving. He was very unhappy. After returning home, he complained to his mother.

After listening to his son's accusation, Dou Mu immediately thought of an idea: "Son, do you still miss her?" That mother will give up face and think for you. Xiao Liu is particularly talkative. I'll beg her. I'm sure she'll be soft-hearted After all, she is already our daughter-in-law and still has feelings. "

Immediately, her mother-in-law dialed the telephone of Xiaoliu, who is a nostalgic person. Her mobile phone number hasn't changed in recent years, so she really dialed.

Xiao Liugang didn't know who it was at first. She answered the phone and wanted to hang up, but her mother-in-law whispered softly. She was too embarrassed to hang up, so she had to exchange pleasantries with her mother-in-law. After a while, my mother-in-law began to cry.

"Liu, it used to be mom's fault. Mom wronged you. Can you forgive mom? "

Xiao Liu was also embarrassed, but still politely replied: "Nothing. I have long forgotten. Don't worry about it. Everything is over. " After listening to Xiao Liu's answer, her mother-in-law immediately turned her head: "In this case, come back, Xiao Liu, we are still a family." Xiaoliu was even more embarrassed when he heard this: "You may not know that I have remarried long ago and my children are leaving."

Mother-in-law's attitude is firm: "It doesn't matter, you will remarry my son as soon as you come back from divorce, and we won't abandon you."

Xiao Liu was silent for a long time before answering. On the one hand, she was speechless, on the other hand, she was even more angry. This almost commanding tone made Xiao Liu's long-forgotten memory begin to recover. The old lady is still the same as before. She hasn't changed a bit, but she is hypocritical and doesn't want to be polite to her.

"Ha ha, but I hate you. You have no idea how much I hate you. I have nothing, and I feel special. Why do you want me to go back and continue to be your cow and horse? To carry on the family line for your son, don't be ridiculous. Your mother and son are suitable for two people. Anyway, your son is obedient and filial, and you don't need to marry a wife, and you don't need to share your son's love. "

Xiao Liu hung up and blacked out the number. She never thought about revenge or anything, otherwise she wouldn't have waited for so many years, but that sentence just now made her feel a kind of happiness, and her heart seemed to be dissolved.

In fact, if you look closely, it is not difficult to find that many family conflicts are caused by the vague definition of filial piety by the parties. Ma Baonan and Fu are very obedient to their mothers. They are indeed filial and well-intentioned, but they have gone too far and changed their taste, from a chicken flying a dog at home to Anne, and then to the breakdown of marriage and family.

As an adult, there is no conflict between filial piety and being yourself. Mother is human. She's not a god. She will be partial, a bowl of water is flat and misjudged. What she said is not necessarily completely correct.

Maybe everything she does is really for your own good, but because of the changes of the times and the aging of her mind, the result may be counterproductive and may not be beneficial to you.

So, more often, you should listen to your mother, but only as an aid. Life is one's own. If you want to make your own decisions, you can only make your own final decisions.

Both men and women can, I hope you can understand this truth. No one can help you with the idea of life, and neither can your parents. Don't blame others for what happened. You have only yourself to blame.

Having your own opinion is responsible for life, otherwise, it is not others who ruin your life, but yourself.