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If you are in a bad mood, talk about it forever, but it is not worth your words.

1. I am still waiting for you. Those little happiness, I'm serious, you are free.

2. You are quite normal, if you don't consider IQ!

I think I haven't eaten chicken for a long time. Why else did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?

I told you, I don't want much, but no one can afford it.

I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

My world is meaningless without you, but I'm sorry, dear, I can only accompany you here.

7. The promise you gave me turned out to be a lie.

8. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.

9. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

10. When it's all over, I know I'll forget you.

1 1. Me Before You I don't know love, and I don't know happiness after meeting you.

12. I tried to forget the memory you gave me, but it became clearer and clearer.

13. I can't help being lonely, but I can't help being silent by your side.

14. When I love you, you despise me. When you turn your head to love me, I won't wait for you anymore.

15. Will the secret we can't tell be an excuse to never meet again?

16. He said: We will be strangers in the future. I replied: We never knew each other.

17. Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't let her husband know.

18. I never cheated you, because I never had to cheat you.

19. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

20. Once and for all, but your words come and go.

2 1. If you can love, you must love enough. It is not enough to love together until the end of the world.

22. Life is like an old movie, always in black and white.

When tears are meaningless, no amount of shouting will help.

24. Your love for me is enough to make me put down all my defenses.

25. There are many things in life. What can be forgotten is called the past, and what cannot be forgotten is called memory.

26. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time.

Forever and ever, but I am yours and you are mine.

1, Lang Xin has a pair of feet, and there is a section separated by mountains and water. -"A Generation of Masters"

2. Don't love me yet. If you like, try my strange temper and selfishness first. After that, if you still love me, then my world is only you.

3, even if you may be negative because of mistakes, owe each other and dislike each other, you should meet each other first and get to know each other first. If you haven't experienced the pain of investment and hard work, how can you understand the vastness after the decision?

4. Good love is resilient, which can be opened, but can't be stopped. Lovers are not bound to each other, which is a sign of their confidence in love. No one restricts anyone, and in the end, no one can live without anyone. This is true love.

As long as a person knows what he really wants and finds the life that suits him best, all the temptations and stimuli from outside really become irrelevant to him. Your body travels around the world as much as possible, and your mood can fluctuate in the world of mortals. The key is that your spirit must have a quiet core. With this core, you can become the master of your surging body and ups and downs.

6, a truly powerful person, there will be inner light, attracting people to discover, and never and never show off. Showing off will only cover up the real light, showing off will attract a moment and get superficial affirmation, and showing off will only make people lose the perseverance to continue to pursue real skills.

7. What do you mean by really letting go? That is, one day, when you face your past embarrassment and people you hate, you will stop thinking when you are quiet, face it calmly and laugh it off. Even when others repeat your past misfortunes in front of you, you seem to be listening to other people's stories, and there is no wave in your heart. Put it down, that's all.

8. Above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

9. In the practice of love, men should develop love, feel love, let go of their own self-inertia, open their soft hearts, and learn to give and care. Women need to get out of their emotional inertia, get back the energy lost, let go of others and return to themselves.

10, I have a job I like, and I am very happy from nine to five every day; There is a person you love who is happy from six to eight every day.

1 1. The saddest distance in the world is that two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met, fell in love and became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

12, you can't ask for life without storms, because pain and suffering are part of life. A storm-free ocean is not a sea, but a mud pond.

13, everyone has a subway in his heart, which leads to an exit called hope. Then, for love, they got lost in the crowded trunk, constantly taking the wrong bus, getting off the wrong bus again and again, often getting lost, often getting lost and often getting hurt. Fortunately, they recovered quickly. -"Subway"

14, a person may fall in love with many people in his life. When you really get the happiness that belongs to you, you will understand that the previous pain is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

15, it's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

16, your greatest contribution to mankind is to make yourself happy; Your greatest contribution to yourself is to make yourself strong inside. You are strong not because you conquered yourself, but because you accepted yourself.

17. Why do so many once enviable loves end in vain, but those that nobody cares about can fall in love so easily and bear fruit? In fact, a hand willing to hold your hand and a heart that puts you into life are enough.

People are never satisfied. What I want when there is nothing; After having some, I want more; After having everything, I hope to be as happy as when I have nothing. But there is nothing you can do on this road.

19. Sometimes if you love someone too much, people will get drunk, but if you hate it for too long, your heart will break easily.

20, forever, but one sentence I am for you, you are for me.

Always talk about classics.

Talk about it forever.

1, there are several couples who can be considerate and respect each other like guests. There are several friends who can walk together forever and never part.

2. Send a gentle heart, send a bunch of lovesick flowers, find a long-term love, love you as beautiful as flowers and jade, take a long road and make a lifelong commitment.

We all thought it would last forever, and finally broke up after only one minute.

Exaggeration can't cross the oath, but it will last forever.

5. How can love last forever? This is just a kid's joke.

We thought we could last forever, but reality tells us that there is nothing in the future.

7. What was once regarded as everlasting love finally became the background of life.

8. I don't care what lasts forever, only care whether you want to have it or not.

It took me a long time to get over the past. Every time I think of him, it's like drinking ice water in winter. I'm too dependent and inexperienced. All my feelings are handled by intuition, and I completely forget the reason. It is precisely because I once felt satisfied that I am more uneasy. Don't like to pamper me, take care of me and make me depend on others. It's a pity that people you meet again can only get along with each other as adults. That's all.

10, once thought it would last forever, but it was just an accidental encounter. But after I put it down, I realized that everything was just the accidental intersection of two parallel lines. When everything disappears, parallel or parallel, even if not far apart, it is already the end of the world. The feeling of happiness may only be instantaneous, and after the moment, it is a beautiful person.

1 1, how many flowers have fallen, and how many times you look back, there will be endless lovesickness.

12, we once said that we should be together forever no matter what, and we also said that we should love every day like the end of the world.

13, his sky is vast, how can he see your eternity?

14, you betrayed eternity and I fled there.

15, cigarettes, wine, girls and dogs will always have a hundred flowers. People are different from dogs. People come and go, and I find the gap between people and dogs. There are many kinds of words, man and dog.

16, thousands of turns, the fate of gathering and parting, how much love, gradually drifting away with the years. Ask the world, what is love? How many sweet words, how many vows, and seasonal winds? I don't know how to make vows, which has messed up your hair and blown away your vows. My shadow is really lonely. I can't wait for the eternity I want, and I can't keep your tenderness. I have a lot of worries in my heart, and my eyebrows are cinnabar, and people are thinner than yellow flowers, and my eyebrows are locked.

17, if eternity is the end of the world?

18, we advance and retreat together in stormy days, we laugh and laugh romantically in the journey of life, we accompany each other for a long time, and we just want to be with you forever in this life. I love you, hold hands with you sweetly, and walk happily together!

19, this life is too long. What I want is not a pledge of eternal love, not a pledge of eternal love, but now.

20. I don't want to celebrate Singles Day any more. I just want to hold hands with you, walk happily in life, fill my eyes with the scenery of the years, and let the feeling of happiness never slip away until eternity. Honey, let's get naked together.

2 1, women who know how to love usually lose badly. Love is cruel and the winner is king. Feelings can be transferred, marriages can be frozen at any time, passions can be overdrawn, and love can fetch a good price. Let's go out together today and do my best. Without eternal love, love is only a moment's feeling. If you love, even if you lose it, don't be sad. No one is destined to love anyone for life. Self-love is the most important thing.

22. Maybe we shouldn't know each other. Perhaps acquaintance is fate, but fate only gives us a period of time, but it is not forever.

23. As long as you once had it, why should it last forever?

24. A lifetime of leisure is too long and eternity is too short.

25, love can not last forever, only a flash in the pan. Youth will not last forever, but will only be fleeting.

Always talk about classics.

1, the so-called eternal but wishful thinking, rather than directing and acting, it is better to be free and handsome.

2. Narrow space is a kind of reluctant nostalgia; A warm message is a testimony of true feelings; Blessing from afar is a true wish; The friendship of friends is eternal attachment; No matter the ends of the earth, I will silently wish my dear friends happiness forever.

No couple will be doomed to last forever, just like the front and back of a coin will never be together.

He (she) said that he (she) would never change his mind. You should learn to keep his or her heart. Instead of blindly believing in promises.

5. In the morning, I played QQ Paradise Island and smashed eggs. I actually hit the eternal charm and directly added 13 140. I am so excited. hahaha.

6, never dare to expect eternity, just ask for a heart-to-heart. Never dare to think that love will last forever, just for a glimpse in the world of mortals.

7、? What lasts forever, what friendship lasts forever, and what girlfriends are gone. The best thing for you is family. . .

If you don't care about eternity, maybe I can give you what you once had.

9. It is said that bitches last forever. No wonder we broke up early. It turns out that my realm is not enough.

10, I kiss you, hug you, caress you and protect you in my dream! Acacia day and night! Year after year! Acacia lasts forever! Have a wonderful full moon!

1 1, I don't need a perfect love, I just need someone who will never give up on me. No matter what lasts forever, as long as you can really love each other, it's only minutes.

12, hormones decide love at first sight, dopamine decides to last forever, adrenal gland decides not to shoot, self-esteem decides who speaks first, and finally, life expectancy and reality decide.

13, three brothers, the prodigal son returns, this life is destined to know each other, and life and death are like the sea. This bosom friend is enough. Beautiful as a passer-by How long has it been?

Nothing is eternal, only the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

15, good friends never break up.

16, saying that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble are hypocritical lies.

17, don't talk about eternity when you are in contact, those are lies.

18, the end of the world is coming. Still afraid of eternity?

19, I love you, even if you accompany me for a day, it will make you happy; I love you, I don't care about eternity, I only care about the feelings in your heart; I love you, because I know you are not good at speaking out, and speaking out for you is afraid that you will feel uncomfortable.

20. I will not live forever. I only care if you want it or not. I care about eternity because I want to be with you, forever.

2 1, I don't care about eternity, I only care about whether you want it or not.

I don't pray for eternity, but I want to have it.

I dare not say that love lasts forever, but I can guarantee that I will have a lifetime.

24. Love is eternal for two people, but lovesickness is eternal for one person.

25. You should believe that love is eternal, and you should believe that friendship is intimate. When these two most wonderful emotions blend and sublimate, it is a kind of family relationship that blends and solidifies with each other. Cherish every friend around you, treat them sincerely and face them with a smile.

Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's not worth a good reunion.

1. Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it is not worth a good reunion.

2. Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

Don't explain yourself to anyone, people who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe you.

4. The bell is more pleasing to the ear than the love song, and the bell collapses more than the anxiety.

It is neither too cold nor too hot, which is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but it is the most desirable temperature in the emotional world.

What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

7. When you are alone, your mobile phone consumes a lot of power, but when someone is around, it doesn't matter whether you bring it or not.

8. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.

9. Be brave and don't change for anyone. If they can't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you.

10. People with Y in their names are happy, because when two straight lines intersect, they will never separate.

1 1. There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it was extremely hot. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

12. worry, cover your mouth and you will come out of your eyes.

13. It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the men they want to marry most.

14. In the most struggling years, you should love someone who can bring you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted.

15. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it easily.

16. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

17. Loneliness is not because you have no friends, but because no one lives in your heart.

18. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

19. It is a cowardly thing to make a girl cry. It's great to make a boy cry.

20. If your eyebrows stay for me for half a minute, why can't you see that I am as deep as ever?