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What you said during the quarrel
A series of quarrels and abusive words.
1) Don't take yourself seriously. May I ask who is speaking?
2) Born a cucumber, I don't want to shoot!
3) Go home and look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.
I'm sorry to make you laugh.
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7) You are the best among scum and the beast among beasts!
8) Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.
9) I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.
10) I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
1 1) You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
12) Summer is really a disgusting season, and thick-legged black stockings are all over the street.
13) A man stood by the sea and said to the sea, Ah, Mom. Then a huge wave came and knocked the man down. The man was lying on the beach, spitting sand and saying, bah, stepmother!
14) why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?
15) Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!
The latest vocabulary of quarreling and swearing.
1) I want to find a white horse in my dream. When I opened my eyes, I found that the world was full of gray donkeys.
2) Use perfume if you have money, and toilet water if you have no money.
3) You are shameless. Do you think everyone in the world is your mother? Everyone loves you! ?
4) Take someone else's road and let them take a taxi.
5) If someone scolds you, you can say, I don't have a sister.
6) The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
7) No matter what the other person says, you answer that there are vegetables between your teeth. If the other person says, nonsense, I didn't eat vegetables today, and you are surprised to say it was yesterday, and so on. Because that's very common. If the other person speaks first, you can say, Do you want to eat? I can help you dig.
8) When you looked up at me, I finally understood why you kept your head down. Don't feel inferior!
9) Anyone can acquiesce in being copied and imitated by your Excellency, but can you not confuse the viewer with plagiarism?
10) Now men look more and more fucking horrible.
1 1) Be a woman in your next life and marry a man like me.
12) If I want to have a baby, I must let you teach him, and I must also teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.
13) is not personality, but helplessness.
Describe your life with your 2B pencil.
15) What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.
About quarreling and swearing
1) For the poster, Sister Feng tells you the truth. You are so fucking evil.
2) Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you. They don't want to talk to you because it's too hard for you. Do you believe it?
3) Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
4) Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
5) No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
6) Seeing you makes me feel like I'm at the scene of a car accident.
7) You should be thankful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big.
8) Even a piece of shit will meet dung beetles one day, so you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
9) Wearing this low-cut leopard print all day looks like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.
10) Women are for watching, and men are for guessing.
1 1) Don't talk to me about conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day. . .
12) teach you to practice sword, you practice sword, you don't practice sword, you practice base! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice lewd!
13) If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, ah, so you are not.
14) You slut, the hammer grows on the skull. I want to know why you are not invited to participate in the Expo! ?
15) I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad! ?
16) Yesterday a stray dog gave him meat buns and didn't come with me. Today, things have changed. Don't fucking think about bones There's nothing.
17) Why do you look at Russia in this way? You are a countryman and have never seen a 90-year-old handsome guy?
18) If someone scolds you, who do you scold? If he talks, you say, oh, the beast scolds me.
19) If someone scolds you, say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.
20) Don't shake your head. It's all water colliding
2 1) Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
22) The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacked bell ringers. Go on, feel the answer, why, where did you resign.
23) Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing!
24) You said you were dressed so cool and looked so ruined!
25) The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, so I owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking!
26) Women don't care. Unless a man is menstruating. Unless he's nervous
27) Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.
28) You have been too lazy to pay attention to him, so you have been silent. He asked you why you didn't speak, and you said that the dog bit me and I couldn't bite the dog.
29) I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I am sad.
30) When your mother gave birth to you, did you still look back? !
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